First episode of Wrestlicious online
 

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I don't think I need to watch it, to know it's bad.

The in-ring product is almost as bad as the angles.

Almost.

And what's up with the huge ropes?

I watched until they started singing, wow

and honestly I want to bang Cousin Cassy so bad you have no idea

and the diner chick

I feel like someone should just punch me directly in the face for watching this

My brother and I actually watched the whole thing, and it was pretty painful.

I watched the whole thing. It's really like a car wreck. It's horrific but it's hard to look away.

I gotta say though I like the female version of 3 Count

yeah I'm still watching it

Candy Kisses is singing now

lol who are these announcers?

I can't figure out how I made it through the opening song.

Is this like a hybrid of wrestling and a bad sitcom?

NOT THE SLEEPS WITH THE FISHES!!!!!!

It's what it would look like if Nickelodeon ran a wrestling promotion.

the cousin cassie doctor segment totally seemed like the beginning of a porno

lol I had to read reports to even realize that was a Michinoku driver. Fucking terrible.

full of reasonably attractive girls telling awful jokes

Oddly enough I find the announcer far more grating than anything else on the program so far.

lol the announcer is ridiculous

he sounds so depressed at the end of the main event

I thought it was a tombstone

jesus

totally watching the song again

reasonably sure that Tony The Top is a man

This is so embarrassing to watch. I feel like if my girlfriend walked in right now I would close the window so fast she would think I was watching porn.

well that was truly baffling

lol the song is seriously the funniest thing ever right now

*gasp*

Leyla Milani!

"My wrestling debut will be quite auspicious cause supernova's WRESTLICIOUS"

Maui Sweet is a little bit racist

I feel like Jimmy Hart should give me money for this

I think that little Slam is Serena Williams in disguise

I will watch this every week

and hate myself for it

That's no hula

HE'S A FOOLA

Is it just me or was the lil vignette for Autumn Frost on a loop lol. Cant wait to see her wrestle as she is Shimmer/AAA star Girl Dynamite Jennifer Blake

lol the ripoff Offspring to start it off.


I feel like I'm not going to be able to shut this off

22 minutes? No fucking way. I made it 4 minutes

lol I lied. I went to shut it off and gave it another chance. It's still going. HELP!

It is impossible not to watch it all the way through.

Yeah, the entire time I was like I really should stop watching this. Couldn't stop though.

I've never been this un-horny watching so many hot women.

Thanks Jimmy Hart, you monster

this was great

better then NXT IMHO

I can't stop watching the stupid fucking song at the beginning

I would like to rail Candy Kisses pretty bad too

lol Bootcamp Betty

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Lesson learned:

If you win a ton of money, don't think you can start a wrestling promotion.

Dude should have just hired them to do porn...err...a wrestling themed porn. The Porn Industry has been waiting for another Nude World Order!

Or fuck him.

Maria needs to take over for whoever is Sha-Na-Na

I watched Steamboat/Savage again yesterday. It pales in comparison to this.

wait, is the flag girl's name Glory Hole?

I think she said "I'm Glory, yall".

Oh, disappointing

Yea I find the "Bootcamp Betty" character offensive as a member of the military (then again I did have to deal with The Marine soo...) Also, insert incest joke about Skippord wanting to bang someone called "Cousin Cassy" :p

I had heard about this but hadn't been able to watch it until recently. My God... it's horrible. I mean, I should have noticed that when I heard Jimmy Hart had a hand in it, but after watching it (and yes, I watched it all), I feel like I'll never get that time back....ever......EVER.

Who has the worst crowd: Wrestling Society X or Wrestlicious?

MTV should have realised that using Xs stopped being cool in 98.

Wrestlicious by far. At least any feigning interest the Wrestling Society X audience had was understandable because of the crazy ass spots those guys would do most of the time.