Ever wonder where Doink The Clown Went?
 

He's wrestling a match in my hometown next month in case anyone's interested.http://bdw.vze.com/

I wonder who's going to play him this time.

Never even thought about it...

Adam West needs to host RAW. That could truly be the best RAW ever. He’d need a bomb with a fuse that he could wheel around all night long, looking for a place to throw it and saying mental things. They could bring back Doink on the same show and have West mistake him for the Joker.

lol, worst wrestling promotion ever.

look at their tag belts:
http://www.apollyonwrestling.com/BDW/titles/tagteam.bmp

the heavyweight champ is billed at 5'6" 160 lbs lol

I don't believe that is Matt Borne.

:rofl:

http://www.apollyonwrestling.com/BDW...eavyweight.bmp

Their world title is really, really bad. It looks like some kid drew on it with a purple crayon.

lol @ one of their titles being called "Everyones a Winner Championship"

I have always wondered

CM Punk should show up since DARE supports them

Well the belts are made of plastic i think.

Pretty sure we know what they're not made of...

The wrestlers should have to refer to them as just "the straps," and not "the gold."

No it can't be the first time doink was there i don't think is was Borne either.

Those have got to be the saddest looking belts Ive ever seen

it is hilarious looking at the full roster sheet, and then at the very bottom it's like, "Alumni: Dan Severen, Buff Bagwell, Doink the Clown".

Could "Devin Devine" or "Cupac" ever join this elite alumni list?

Well Devin Devine is good and Cupac gets blown up just doing a promo.

¸CUPAC
"The California Lover"
http://www.apollyonwrestling.com/BDW/bios/cupac.gif

DAN SANDWICH
"The Bread Man"
http://www.apollyonwrestling.com/BDW...ansandwich.gif

lol

I wonder if Dan Sandwich ever learned how to do Sliced Bread #2 from kendrick?

Sandwich stole Jerichos codebreaker it looks ridiculous. At the moment he's doing a "Championship World Tour" its more comedy then anything last month he did a spelling bee 20mins of boring as hell shit. They need to give this man a better gimmick.

Dan "The Bread Man" Sandwich is probably the greatest gimmick of all time.

so you're saying you attend these shows regularly?

Does he call it the bread winner or the bread breaker?

I think I just pissed my pants laughing :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Pretty sure those two will go down as greatest of all time...

No, the Danmission will

Sandwich better be careful, or Cupac might eat him.

On a Doink note, Matt Borne is a VERY underrated performer.

As was his father.

"Masochist"
Jason Gory

Jason Gorys website:
http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/jason_gory

ANGELFIRE

I know people give WWE a lot of crap for coming up with names like "Heath Slater" and "Troy Jackman" but I dare you to find me something on par with Dan "The Bread Man" Sandwich.

rofl dan sandwich. so glad i clicked this now. the promo pic too :'(

Hahaha yeah me too

Their forum sure is slow. You fellas should go over there, and help em' out.

you could go be a pedophile clown on their forum

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/arti...1243459403.jpg
NOBODY MESSES WITH ADAM WE!:mad:

One of my favorite characters on family guy! :y:

Yes i do ticket price is only $6 and you can't really beat that. Some of the matches are good other ones just suck.

I'am pretty sure he calls it the ham and cheese.

Didn't he just get out of rehab?

Yes, Matt Bourne just got out of rehab. Bourne will not be the one playing Doink at the show thought.

"The One Man Wrecking Crew"
Bulldozer

HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 351 lbs
HOMETOWN: The Wrecking Yard of Detroit, MI
FINISHING MOVES: Dozer Bomb, Full Nelson Facebuster, Spine Buster
AWARDS WON: N/A
BDW TITLE(s) HELD: BDW Tag Team Titles (w/Chris Maverick)
BDW CURRENT TITLE(s): N/A

Dan Severn is ridiculous, and I mean that in a good way. He's in his 50's and has over 100 MMA fights god only knows how many pro wrestling matches he's had. Even today he's still is kicking the crap out of guys half his size... and twice his weight (figure that one out). I'm sure he'll fight anywhere even if he wasnt paid.

Yeah gotta respect that man for that.

He's underneath the ring with a plastic leg, just waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrest...ures/borne.jpg

He looks like Eugene here.

I was expecting this to be some half arsed British promotion.