Official Impact Thread for 03/29/10 - How to build a cage PPV: Give one away for free
 

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T-N-A!!!

I can't wait to see Orlando Jordan's hot boyfriend :shifty:

Hey! He is a beautiful man! :shifty:

Better looking then OJ himself that's for sure :shifty:

Well at least there is no midget runing around with "magic" lucky charms

He looks like a Black Barbie who was chewed up by a dog and Sid put the head on an Elijah Burke action figure.

I'd rather watch that than some of the terrible decisions TNA has made.

Dead serious.

which one the chick kind of looks like a tranny

I've seen some hot looking trannies.

Some of which I have found links to here on TPWW :shifty:

Also, this.

Big Bad Hanso is your hookup! Holla, if ya like surprise packages!

:y:

This is probably the best show thread title ever.

Like that waste of a wrestlemania
predictable boring only three decent matches
MITB, Legacy, and HBK and Taker

still 9 PM start time tonight?

Yes. April 5 is 8PM.

tyyyyyy screech

Just because TNA throws up a lot of pretty sparklers to make it look like they have something good and interesting doesn't make it so.

RVD and Jeff Hardy's pushes so far have been absolute shit.
Shannon Moore getting a title shot out of no where.
Abyss.
Hogan EVERYWHERE.
Bischoff EVERYWHERE.
Illogical Clusterfucks EVERYWHERE.
Samoa Joe never being mentioned.
Pope's shot never being mention and being entirely ignored for the most part.

Shall I continue?

Coming from someone who barely ever watched TNA, Abyss was 10x better 5 years ago as opposed to now with his "Magical Power Ring".

Link to stream if anyone has one.

Check your rep.

'Preciate it, brah.

Funny how I agree with most of that and I still Like TNA better than WWE. And I like WWE a lot.

Black Machismo is annoying except I always laugh when he brings up 80's wrestlers.

The black Macho Man guy is hilarous, but part of me really doesn't like him. :rofl:

Pope Is Pimpin

TNA has been good thus far, but I'm just talking to myself on here.

This match is really good AJ and Jarrett have a lot of chemistry.

Raw thread is thumping along quite nice but TNA thread is me...

That makes this thread the best thread ever.

I wish I felt in the mood to spam but I don't.

Loved Mania but this match is better than half the matches last night.

I can't state enough how good this match is.

Wheelchair Flair is hilarious...

SUPER STROKE!

...and I wasn't talking about wheelchair Flair.

Eric Young is sooo underrated.

I love RVD mugging to the camera when he's not talking its like his old promos with Alfonso and Sabu.

RVD and Sabu were the shit back when.

I'm getting lonley over here...

The Show Off/TNA thread = Me/ECW threads last year.

Hey I was there for some of those ECW threads.

TNA has been pretty good tonight.

Hey I made it to the second page. Congratulations to me.

I love the gimmick of Beer Money being hired thugs. They're like APA with better work rate.

BEER

MONEY!

Do you actually enjoy TNA or are you just keeping me company screech?

Nigel McGu... I mean Desmond Wolfe!!

I enjoy TNA. I thought this was established many moons ago.

However, I am not watching. I usually watch TNA online later in the week because the roommate isn't a huge fan.

Ahh.

Well, i'm glad to hear that I have someone that also enjoy TNA. I think we're the only two on the board.

Desmond Wolfe vs. The Pope LVII!!!

Orton finally getting the face run he can run with

aw fuck wrong thread

That'll get you every time.

Slanky?

Come back!!!

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Love to see Desmond win but against Pope leading into his match with AJ Styles... I'm gonna question that move.

So the number one contender lost? Seems sil...normal.

I hear Kurt is coming out!!!!!!!!!!

I was kinda hoping they'd bring back the hexagon for Lockdown :-\

Where's Angle? :mad:

He's coming out right now!!!

Don't tease me with false excitment.

This cage looks a lot better than that picture in the thread about this cage.

Though I recognize it's the same cage.

ANDERSON!

I don't care what anyone says I'm lovin' Mr. Anderson

Love Anderson.

Totally met him

Thank God I'm an Asshole!























...Asshole!

That was amusing.

Was he and asshole?

Now with Shawn coming out on Raw, I will once again be alone over here... Heck I'm probably going to have to abandon this thread as well to watch the send off...

Or I'll flip.

JARRETT IS GOING TO BE ON ABYSS' LETHAL LOCKDOWN TEAM!

That has to be be the biggest moment of the night in wrestling... right?

I could sense traces of asshole-ism, though I don't think of him that way because he was nice to me.

I was just going off what I heard in the promo.

Pretty disappointing that TNA put on another solid show and no one watched it. They def seem to have at least KINDA gotten their shit together since the first batch of shows (first live, first taped). Not saying its bounds better, but to not acknowledge it being at a minimum SLIGHTLY better is stupid.

*Cue reply saying it doesn't take much to improve shit*

I found it hard to even care to watch TNA online cause i was too into raw tonight, for obvious reasons, and it was a great raw to overall.

Yeah, pretty obvious that's the reason. I, however, have no attachments to Michaels or Hart or anyone really. I started watching wrestling in '99, WCW to be exact. Never really bothered with WWF (STUPID) and stopped watching after WCW went down. Picked up watching again a couple years later and have been on and off since then. While I can easily see everyone elses attachments, I don't have any :-\

Must've missed the part where I implied they were shit

I want to see the ratings for TNA's Cage Match vs Shawn's Goodbye speech.

This was definitely he best thread in awhile... Great one person commentary!

TNA totally picked the wrong time to go to mondays.:D

I enjoyed TNA a lot tonight.

I agree.

Much better than APA, and more entertaining.

I would like to see them be hired thugs once on the 'good side', so to speak, working for whoever is the highest bidder - just to keep them grey for a while and have their appearances be a little more unexpected.

I love when he suggest King Kong Bundy vs. Junkyard Dog, and reminded Eric that Bundy uses the 5 count.

They've already gone into Heel land. No gray for them anymore. They'll be heels until they split now.

Thank you. I liegitimatly watched TNA more then Raw, but obviously when Shawn said good-bye I had to switch over.

This was almost all true for the past couple of weeks.

However I find it funny you posted this on the night that:

Hogan was only there for a segment.

There were not clusterfucks.

Joe reappeared (in a grainy taped segment)

and The Pope came out cut a promo about winning the title from AJ and then he wrestled a match.

It was as if they heard your complaints and then fixed them...

Yeah, really.

They had their shit together this week - no arguing that.

Also, I never switched over to RAW, but have watched it in parts now.

Not that big of an HBK fan, so didn't care for his segment - but other than that, didn't care for RAW too much as a whole. It had points that were better than most RAWs, but not what you SHOULD expect from WWE.

Never a huge HBK fan either. But it was a great send off and he's a great wrestler. The send off was nice.

That's cool.

Something for everyone.

TNA does sound like a really good show. I like that they have at least one match that is given heaps of time to tell a story. Usually what you have of everything else is a bit scattered, but pretty decent.

Best show they've had since Hogan came in

which isn't really saying a lot but it was pretty good

The card would have been great if we got a Motor City Machine Guns sighting.

the only part of the show that made me smile in the least was the line "JEFF HARDY AND RVD HAVE GREAT CHEMISTRY".

I LOL'd.