Official Impact Thread for 4/5/10 - We're an hour early because of "BASKETBALL"
 

Sup?

Monday Night Wars Chat: http://www.justin.tv/juan_tpww_v11/

Not much, you?

"Ditto".

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we're an hour earl.

No one is in the chat room WTF! I feel so alone...

If Tommy shows up, we riot... Online!

Where is DDP???

DDP needs to be on my TV.

Would be awesome if they hired him for tonight to do the Kanyon Cutter gimmick every segment.

:'(

:y:

Watch repeats of Carnie Wilsons Unstapled reality show.

LOL singing Journey.

Lets Get It Started

I shake my head when I hear someone in TNA say: "The rules are simple."

Well we're off to a great start so far

They should be 8-10 everytime. Idk why they didn't start on this timeslot from the get go.

gonna have to call and text my friends real quick

Well I'm here the female authority on TNA here on TPWW.

You might remember me from such 0.6 rating hits like last week's TNA thread.

Black isn't very thinning for Abyss.

Hate this Abyss nonsense.

Say it don't spray it Abyss.

I used to like Abyss so much :(

He really needs to stop talking.

Alright twitchy handicap Nature Boy!

LOL @ Ric ragging on Hogan's team. He's right. His team does look retarded. Ric's team is easily far superior.

You try and get a retard to stop talking. It ain't gonna work unless you give them a bunny to pet. Than after they good too far they start crying and carrying on again...

(PS: TPWW's spell check doesn't pick up "gonna" how odd)

"Put that camera back on me!"

To be fair Hogan's team only as two people.

I love how they're building this feud around WWE hall of fame rings

They have magical powers!

So when is the time right to say Rob Van Dam and Jeff Hardy?

TNA's Cheech and Chong.

Yes and only two words describe it thus far: Epic Fail. lol Sorry but Abyss is just crap.

Real name! HO SNAP!

That's a BINGO!

That open was... okay.

So wait, are Hogan and Flair wrestling in Lethal Lockdown?

Yeah Abyss has been pretty crappy for a solid 2 years now/

No they're captains.

Why did Hogan and Abyss just watch Sting beat the crap out of Jarrett?

Maybe the power of the HoF ring created a protective bubble around Hogan and Abyss while Jarrett was destroyed.

thats what happens when your outnumbered

And Beer Money waited 5 mins. for Beavis and Butthead to make it to the ring.

So they each need another member, then. Unless it's not 5 on 5 anymore?

god I hope they don't play RVD's music

Beatiful People starting off was a good start. They should just start the show every week to keep peoples attention.

Sting, Beer Money, Desmond Wolfe vs. RVD, Abyss, Jarrett and Hardy

Pure Orton with the DDT

On paper that sounds like a good match.

And trust Tazz.

He knows what it's like to go from main eventer to jobber - BAM - just like that.

Indeed.

Vintage Orton as some people from grandma's federation would say

Most matches in TNA sound good on paper. I hope it can deliver.

Where is everyone in chat? :'(

I'm gonna enjoy having you all in this thread for the time being. I have a feeling that at 9 a lot of people will be jumping over to Raw.

Pretty good match so far

nice match

Franchise I love your avatar!

"I'm gonna sleeze my way to the top... 80's style."

Thanks :love:

"Duh nuh nuh na-nuh nuh nuh na-nuh!"

Advantage Team Hogan

Beer Money takes out Drug Conviction.

This match sounds retarded

Wow ODB is back from the gutter!

What the hell was that segment?

It does.

Glad to see ODB back

Ha. Hamada all clueless.

While yeah, the Knockouts can be pretty entertaining, they get WAAAAAY too many backstage segments

If Homicide gets squashed by Rob Terry I'm gonna be pissed.

ROB TERRY SUCKS

Here Comes Rob Goldberg

Rob Terry has to be on roids

Homicide, likely the next guy to go back to ROH.

Jesus, Rob Terry is awful

Even his clotheslines look shitty

Ugh...

Rob Terry is growing on me though.

How long until Homicide returns to ROH?

i throught for sure homicide was going to fued with mogan

You gotta be kidding me.

And BAM! Segment killed

:| well that ending was sort of odd.

Lol, If you like knockout and if you like boxes

Orlando Jordan
one of the few people i can't stand in TNA

Before it even began

LMAO WTF was that?! TNA needs to really organize their show a bit. And I thought Homicide turned face?

Wrong Mexican. That would me Hernandez

I used to be a mark for Orlando Jordan back during the Cabinet days... I think I'm going back to markdom with him.

Rob Terry should probably be trained a lot more

Rob Terry seems like the guy Vince would have a raging erection for

Did Orlando really just do that?

WTF was on his face and how many pointless segments does he need

lol Taz doesn't even care

Rob Terry isn't that bad. I know the IWC doesn't like him, but he's a perfect wrestler for a regular viewer to like. He's a big bad dude that can whoop some ass. Doesn't need to be all acrobatic.

Looks like Rob Terry got busted up hardway from that chairshot. Sucks to be him.

You mean you don't like the cut in of Orlando Jordan with cum on his face and chest?

Angelina Love
Ok im not mad at TNA for that pointless OJ crap

Beautiful People.

Damn. TNA has way hotter divas than WWE

ODB ODB