Official RAW Thread for 04/05/10 - Otunga: Google Him
 

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So how many weeks before Extreme Rules?

Too few for a real buildup.

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This thread is mine. . .

I have friends in high places who will make sure this is not the case.

If its that important to you, i wont take away your weekly thrill. Poor little fella, you should get friends in real life too, they are much better. Im picturing you looking like that asshole from the World of Warcraft episode of South Park, too lazy to eat the potato chip that landed on your fat stomach, sweat patches under your big pimply arse etc. Stop me if im wrong. . . oh ok, cool

I don't eat potato chips. :roll:

aww and i used the american term and all, boo urns

Woah, woah, woah. What are potato chips called where you're from?

otunga is horrible in the ring. he's like a botchamania highlight reel... i hope we dont have to see him do a botch job and end up ending someones career like cena, orton, edge, or someone else with a long career ahead of them..... he needs to go back to development for a while..... and right now it seems like he's gonna be pushed to the top, which i hope is not the case

Thats all good but at least he was boring on I Love New York 2...

Crisps, probly cos they are CRISPy

Im sure he wont dude, hes a heel from NXT, he will be steamrollered in any match

Crisps? Where the fuck are you from??

I predict Swagger vs Cena

your mothers tit

whyu is swagger on raw

Swagger looks like Jericho but with lots of muscles.

Hoping for a good show, interesting way to start off!

Swagger to open the show.

Let's get to the bottom of this.

this

No doubt gonna cut a heel promo at the crowd.

Tell ya what, gonna be really, REALLY weird without HBK keeping us company.

Still miss the guy.

Jericho wannabe.

:rofl:

First words are "Roll it."

I'm coming to terms with it, but its still weird innit?

Love Swagger with that belt

He already has more heat than Sheamus.

JERICHO IS STILL THE REAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

IF ANYONE ARGUES WITH THAT THEY CAN FUCK OFF!

:cool:

That's some small name engraving on that belt plate.

Is he gonna hold the belt long?

And Vince McMahon's Suit

not a bad promo, not great but not bad at all

our lord and savior jesus...i mean John Cena.

Cena: My belt's gayer than yours!

Did I hear right, Cena's a 9x champ?

yes

yes, Cena is a 9 time champ and so is Edge. Orton is also like 6 or 7. Shit adds up fast with two titles

you don't know how right you are cena

Yes, goddammit :nono:

Hopefully they'll merge these belts, and get rid off that horrid spinning thing. Probably not though.

swaggers face is priceless

'earned it' lol

Cena's so company. He's gonna job to put Schwagger over and legitimize this reign.

doubt it

business has just picked up

I just came

think that was the point tbh

Does Cole even know what "dichotomy" means?

Someone's getting a dose of Viper venom.

DA miz will, im calling it, yes really.

I just came again

Well... awesome. :D

that went over my head

Cole doesn't know what anything means.

I was looking for Muta to run in!

lol clusterfuck opening

here's this fuck

GOOGLE ME

lol random ramp shot

:wave:

Hi, Dave.

please tell me this fool did not shave raw into his head lol
Really!!!!

k this is going nowhere.

his haircut makes me sad

lol what? Otunga is the guest host? Jesus

I love it

That voice does not match that body

The whole Raw roster wants a piece of Swagger.

What kind of a tag match is that?

Austin-esque pop for Otunga

I WANT 427 GREEN M & M'S

Fucking love the RKO spot...

MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

THAT'S MY BOY!

Just give Randy the title
and leave it that way
Time to change to spike

otunga ruined that segment for me

lol Swagger catching shrapnel

WATCH OUT JACK

Otunga is going to be the man. Period.

Swagger needs this clean win if he doesn't want to catch Sheamus syndrome. Probably will not happen though.

I think Mr. Backlund explained it to him :shifty:

Awesome! A new t-shirt! I can't wait to buy it! :shifty:

i really hope they dont job kofi

God damn this fucking computer pisses me off sometimes.

hhh run in?

expecting an hhh promo on hbk and sheamus tonight

Anytime now, Hunter.

Kofi to TNA then

that sucks

lead pipe!

so now he has a trademark pipe give me a fucking break

Oh, there he is.

He's got a lead pipe and Kofi's got a t-shirt. Which is better?

A pipe lol
now this is sports entertainment

its the pg era's sledgehammer

lol

Except Hunter probably has the sledgehammer under his coat again

Wow, could this booking be anymore obvious, sheamus is still there! ffs

so he's been sittin there for 3 minutes

In the attitude era they just got on with it then did the ads after, now its all ads first action later, bullshit.

Also, wonder how long HHH's has been walking.

damn right