Official Impact Thread for 04/12/10 - Apparently Basketballs DO hold grudges
 

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TNA Reaction is stupid

Is that your reaction?

lol at it being listed as UFC on both my computer's listing and DVR.

lol it's a recap show with kayfabe shoots.

"They were chanting 'Hardy and RVD. Yeah yeah yeah.'"

If TNA even has ONE recap this week then Reaction has no place on Mondays. Do it on the weekend or some shit, if they do it at all.

yeah i have to admit reaction is pretty boring

Really? Sting didn't see him coming?

Sting and Janitor Jeff again. How many times to these two need to fight each other?

Flair's character is fucking terrible.

Its funny how team flair is completely TNA original besides flair

Desmond Wolf is not TNA original

Here comes the rating The Show Off is here!

But not for long unfortunatly, but I will be watching...

Flair kind of sounds like Randy Savage at this point

I was thinking more like Vickie Guerrero in the wheelchair

Why is it everytime TNA has a match featuring more than 2 competitors it looks like a carwreck

ROFL you can both see and hear the crowd die as soon as Bubba came out

That was one cluster fuck if I ever saw one. Bubba the love spooge needs to go

I wish Kong would cripple him.

Next on Jail: Jeff Hardy

I hate Bubba I really do wish to god they would fire that asshole.

I love Eric Young

:rofl:

Isn't that why Dog the Bounty Hunter was there

Cristy Hemme, highlight of the show so far!

lol Hogan's extensions.

How long before Jesse Neil and Shannon Moore become a tagteam? The Dueling Mohawks

Oh yeah Shannon, no one more intimidating than a fag with eyeliner and stupid lines on his face

This.

I liked "Reaction", I give it a B-. So far I haven't been put off by anything except Bubba the Love Sponge, fuck that guy.

Garbage match would have gotten an A- if not for Bubba, brought it down to a C+.

Time to change the channel, the ref is the only good one in this match.

yeah bubba has no place in wrestling ....

Doug Williams SAVE THE SHOW!

Seriously they look like every CAW my nephew ever made

Ouch that was fucking ugly and looked like it hurt.

Shannon Moore is a tremendous faggot

Maybe he will join Orlando Jordan

the finest thing in life

"i want the finest wrestler known to humanity"

i used to like mr kennedy in wwe... now it seems like he tries too hard or somthing.. and that microphone shit is old, he takes forever to cut a promo... horrible

Mr Anderson just doesn't have the same ring to it as Kennedy did.

GOOD MATCH GOING, HOW TO FINISH?

I KNOW, TIME LIMIT DRAW

Velvet in a leather mini skirt, now we are talking ratings

Hogan and EZE need couples counseling

This skit sucks so bad.

GOD I fucking love Jay Lethal

I liked the cruiser-weight match though.

Whooo way to use the same phrase twice in a row.

this dialogue is hot

Tonights theme:keep your enemies close and your friends closer

WTF is Angelina talking about? She rips on Velvet for picking a "non wrestling" match so she can win the belt. Angelina didn't even have a match against Tara and won the belt. How is that any different? Dumb bitch, just shut up and show your ass in the ring.

BTW, didn't anyone notice how lame Flair's "wooooo" was?

Oh yeah?

Mark Johnson never looked so happy

Fixed

Also, fucking stupid

Skipping the divas.

They must alternate bookers or something. How a show can be alright one week to shit the next on a consistent basis is mind boggling

I feel like TNA is trying to give the internet what it wants. We complained about PG WWE, they gave us garbage wrestling and blood. We complained about not enough big names, they reached deep for nostalgia. I remember complaining about how there weren't any angles like the NWO anymore and looky, The Band.

...

Did I create this monster?

None of those are what the IWC wants, especially the "big names" and nWo type shit

I love crazy Matt Morgan

Matt Morgan and Amazing Red. Clearly the most logical pairing

But whatever, like Red, so if this gets him a push I'll deal

And was I the only one that expected a midget when Morgan said "Come here, little guy"?

Not that far off, I suppose

Amazing Red is roughly as tall as Matt Morgan's lower abdominal s

All I can judge from that stupid video is the driver was white.

Looked like Desmond Wolfe

Yeah, afterward I realized he was wearing sunglasses (at night)

IMPACT thread beating RAW ATM

Hour head start.

Also, did the feed legit mess up or does Spike not approve of fire spitting?

feed messed up looks like

RVD seems to be getting his ass handed to him weekly

The actual reason is that Raw was taped...

So was Impact.

Hour head start.

Wasn't that Batista's statement to Cena

lol rev slick

ROFL Jay Lethal

The black wrestlers have mass risks to never make it to the ring. Pope's been attacked several times and I think Lethal has been a couple too

Mr. Anderson needs to be shot with his own shit

I watched the first 45 minutes and the only good thing about it was Velvet Sky.

:y::y:

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Yeah, I can see why Spike didn't want that to air

can't wait to hear about that on TNA Reaction

That was one of the sickest fireballs Ive ever seen

Why didnt they air this

Was looking forward to watching UFC Ultimate Fighter on my DVR and it was TNA Reaction.

1. Disappointed it wasn't the show I wanted
2. My reaction to Reaction.....the show Sucked!!

I didn't hate what I saw, but I went to bed early. I enjoyed Miz on the WWE though. I did flip back and forth when Divas came on the screen.

They can't show a fireball on SpikeTV, but they can air MANswers that talks about the velocity of semen shooting out, and lesbian sex, etc.

Well, at least I know what to leave out if I write a TV show.

Bukkake :y: Fireball :n:

What about a bukkake where they light the jiz on fire?

Now that's a sticky situation.

Now let's all have some ice cream.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...Cream20Bar.gif

Those things were fucking delicious

Semen fireballs??

:lol:

I think I saw that this one night when I was at a sushi place.

this weeks episode was great
the main eventers need sorting out a bit but looks like we have our horsemen