Swiss's Caption Thread
 

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Invisible Stevie Richards with the Double Hip Toss assist!

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The giant Terminator reached out in an attempt to finish off John Cena once and for all.

Vince'd still make him no-sell the attack.

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When extreme high fives go horribly wrong- Next of Fox!

Cena celebrates the news that he's the company's new "Austin". Carlito celebrates that he still has a job. Both celebrate in the form of a hip toss.

Carlito wasn't sure Cena understood his request to help him get over

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Celebrating his win, Cena runs around the ring pretending to be an airplane! Carlito hooks on for a ride!

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I said suck it! Get your ass down there!

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John Cena and Justin Guarini on the next Dancing With the Stars

I win this thread so far fellas.

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Carlito: "His Time John is Cena"? What the fuck does that even mean?

John: Who knows? I just smile and go along with him.

The cameraman filming what he assumes is the worst gay porno of all time

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Old Spice: For When You Have a Man-Sized Underarm Smell

The camera man is in awe that Cena is performing a half-assed wrestling maneuver.

Okay, changing the pic here!

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Luke Gallows: OH MY GOD! MARK IS EATING PUNKS FOOT!!!!

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Mark: I thought you were straight edge?

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In Soviet WWE, Henry wears red and Punk does the Cossack dance!

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In a last ditch effort to make Mark Henry happy, CM Punk offers his leg so Henry can have a snack.

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CM Punk says NO to Kool-Aid

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My balls, LOOK AT THEM

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CM: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! gotacrampgotacrampgotacramp!

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And after seeing this botched powerbomb both Holly and Lesnar giggled slightly... then Lesnar are Holly.

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I know Punk is supposed to be an evil leader, but is the Goose-Stepping really necessary?

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Henry: "I thought you were straight edge?"

Punk: "Straight edge just means I don't drink or do drugs you silly goose."

Gallows: "Man, I stopped my gimmick as a retard for this gay shit?"

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Stretching before auditions of the lastest WWE live action play : Swan Lake & Kool-Aid Man

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New picture.

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A Senile Man.</div>
se·nile /ˈsinaɪl, -nɪl, ˈsɛnaɪl/ Show Spelled[see-nahyl, -nil, sen-ahyl]

–adjective
1. showing a decline or deterioration of physical strength or mental functioning, esp. short-term memory and alertness, as a result of old age or disease.

2. of or belonging to old age or aged persons; gerontological; geriatric.

3. Physical Geography. (of topographical features) having been reduced by erosion to a featureless plain that stands everywhere at base level.Compare peneplain.

–noun
4. a senile person.

I'm Ric Flair! The Stylin', profilin', wheelchair riding, jet crawling, WWE HoF ring-stealing, wheelin' n' dealin' son of a gun! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Here is Chelsea modeling the new Spring collection from the TNA fashion line. For every $25 you spend on TNA clothing, you'll get a free washed up wrestler with purchase! Order now!

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Chelsea: "God I wish this old fucker would get a hoveround."

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Next

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I fucked Nigel McGuinness to get THIS job!?

:shifty:

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Hogan gives his reaction to the fans wanting him to fucking go away and never come back to TNA.

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Hogan gives his thumbs up for liking the idea of him in a wheelchair

Abyss is thinking Hogan's shoes are just terrible

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The black man in the audience gives Hogan the traditional Nation of Domination sign, signalling its time Hogan came out of the white closet.

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Hogan advertises Nike joggers by being carried around in a wheelchair!

Hogan has never been very, shall we say, conservative on fashion. However this level of tackiness is a little discomforting.

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Steiner (Thinking): Wish my balls weren't the size of ions...

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Stacy: (To herself) I did remember to wear underwear, right? Oh well, what's the worst that can happen?

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Steiner: FUCK YOU! HUH!? HUH!?
Stacy: lol

Gettin' caught up a bit here, bear with me...
 

"Nature Boy" gives new meaning to the "wheelin'" in his "wheelin'-dealin', kiss-stealin', stylin 'n profilin' son of a gun!" catchphrase.

Hogan: Man, why the hell does Flair get all the girls?
Abyss: 'Cause he doesn't wear lame-ass yellow and red shoes and stupid bandanas.

Steiner: You're it!
Stacy (thinking): God, I hope Adam isn't watching this...

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Nope, no matter how you put your thumbs, Hogan is still a tool.

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Hogan: That's right, Brother! Here in TNA we have the brother of the Undertaker himself, Kane! And he's pushing me in a wheelchair!
Abyss: :(

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For a change, my caption will be a video:-

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Oooh yeah! Dig it, yeah!

Stacy, I told you that cumstain would never come out.

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Thanks, my ass has been itching all day.

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SHOCKING NEWS! HULK HOGAN DIES IN RING. WRESTLERS DON'T NOTICE AT FIRST. WAIT TILL RIGER MORTIS SETS IN BEFORE REMOVING BODY!

LOL

Dude in the blue shirt tried to start a typical 80's slow clap...but nobody else cared.

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The Unholy Alliance was victorious, as always.

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Much like creative, I've got nothing.

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The PG answer to:-
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Cena: Please, Dave, no more fingering your belly button...
Batista: BUT MY TATTOO MAKES IT LOOK LIKE AN A-
Cena: WE KNOW!

The ONLY thing I see in that picture is Batistas gay belly button tattoo. Sorry fellas.

Is it just me or does Cena's left arm look like it has a stethoscope inserted in it?

I see a Twizzler not a stethoscope.

It's a wishbone!

Its a twisted swiss army blade, for the unexpected blood show.

Lol now THAT is a worthy pic for this thread.

The WWE shows off their new progressive attitude with the joining in matrimony of two of it's brightest stars.

Greatness.

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I CAN HAS TITLE?!

Worlds best ever magic eye picture.

Pretty sure I can see Chyna raping a cameramans ass in there.

He really is the Genetic Freak.

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Storm: "Hold still dammit. I am trying to find the wound for you."

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When "Scratch and Sniff" goes terribly wrong.

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Steiner: "Holy shit her ass is real."

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Shampoo your hair once in a while, RVD, I lost the blade in there!

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Storm: Told you she was on her period...

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RVD : *slurp slurp*

Storm : Wrong way man, my crotch is over here

Now you see why I told you not to hang out with Jake Roberts and Tully Blanchard before our match.

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Sheamus: "So I grabbed the fella like this."

Guy: "mummmph murphumm muphummm."

White meets White in a ceremonial greeting.

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Sheamus: "You're gettin lait tonoight fella!"
Camerman: (Muffled) "How do you know that?"
Sheamus: "Because I'm stronger than you fella!"

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Xero texting MC from the stands: Yeah, he's beating up a camera man... All he does is beat up jobbers...

This is based on a true story.

(Storm blasts RVD over the head with a beer bottle...)

Storm: BEER!...

RVD: ...nah, man it tastes like Cherry Kool-Aid to me.

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And somewhere in Texas most of the VonErichs are rolling in their graves at the botched Claw hold.

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James Storm is the worst hair stylist EVER.

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Sheamus wows the crowd with his impression of the Tremors from Smokin' Aces.

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The Wet Willy-Suck My Thumb combo was a flop.

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Everyone knew TNA was trying too hard when they pulled out the scale model of Nakatomi Plaza for their set.

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Sheamus' New Gimmick: TAN ENVY HEEL. Grabs darker skinned individuals by the throat to steal their pigment.

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Oi! wer yeu tha ballsoc that kept culling me Casper?

cameraman:humnnn hummnn?

I can't understand you yer ladyship, speak up fella!