Official NXT Thread - May 4, 2010 (No Spoilers)
 

So, does the WWE Universe think Daniel Bryan Danielson might win a match tonight?

What do you think you're doing here?

nope
he'll win an upset suprise victory against the miz or other "star" on a RAW sometime down the line

There's only 2 valid questions for tonight's episode:

1) Who wins between Otunga and R-Truth?
2) What will the rookies be hazed into doing THIS week?

<font color=goldenrod>Logically, they should do Bryan vs. Tarver with the whole idea being that the loser will then be in the catbird seat to getting voted off next week.</font>

So, you don't think my question was valid?

Well, somewhere between invalid and irrelevant. It's pretty well established that DB isn't supposed to win any matches while on NXT - that's his cross to bear for the series until he gets to face Miz one on one. EVERYONE knows that the man can wrestle, it's the personality aspect that WWE wants to explore.

Even if he were to face Tarver i'd still believe he would be booked to lose if he's to beat anyone I would have to agree that it would be against a pro.

Ok, so I started a thread about tonight's NXT. So what?
It's not like I threatened to blow up Titan Towers. :shifty:

Don't get lippy with me, fella. I'll make sure you never make a (Providence) peep again.

You didn't even label this as the "official" thread, nor did you ask people not to post spoilers. Now, people are free to come in here and post whatever the fuck they want. You should be ashamed of yourself.

:rofl: Nah we're cool, man.

Fixed.

Now we're cookin' with gas. :y:

I almost thought Daniel Bryan was gonna beat Batista last night.

ABT is more polite with his NXT threads. He includes a "Please" at the end of his No Spoilers request.

That's because ABT is a nice guy. I'm an asshole. :-\

I'm not always a nice guy. You know those "DO NOT REMOVE" tags on mattresses? Well guess what. I removed one.

That's only illegal if you don't own the mattress.

I didn't own the mattress, fella.

Link in the chat thread, that's where a lot of action happens.

Are you trying to kill the NXT Thread, VSG? If you are, I will fucking bring the pain to your forebrain, fella.

<font color=goldenrod>Thing is, if Bryan lost to Tarver...how is Bryan not the first one voted off? He'd be like 0-10, the only winless rookie, and would have lost to pretty much every rookie (I don't recall him having a match against Gabriel, but that's it). I know they may want to push across him staying because he has heart and such, but still. The voting would make no sense.

If it led to Bryan being voted off first but then showing up on Raw the next week and making Miz tap, that'd be pretty awesome. Miz is going into a tag team with Jericho, so he really doesn't need the US Title that he never defends.</font>

Bite your tongue. The Miz should be the US Champ for at least four more years.

He's awesome.

Biting my tongue right now...

god I read the Spoilers because I want to watch the Rockies game. these fucking rookie challenges need to stop

parkmania is a fast learner.

Skippord, shut the fuck up about spoilers. Even that you mentioned that there will be a rookie challenge tonight is a spoiler in and of itself. Quit ruining my experience.

that isn't a spoiler

there is a painfully awful rookie challenge every week

if you'd like me to tell you who wins it, I can't

There wasn't at first, and there was still a chance that last week's was the last one. It is a spoiler, you dick hole. A very minor one, but a spoiler none the less.

VSG, that is not humorous. Try that again if you want a very powerful negative reputation.

if you keep bitching I will reputation you with all of the spoilers

also those Xzibit things are worse than the rookie challenges

Dude what are you talking about? I think the chat complements the official discussion thread positively. Anyway to each their own.

I was just pointing out to you that you're spoiling things, you spoiling little spoiler.

Are you spoiling for a fight now?

Yes I am, I'll see you on the Rock Em' Sock Em' Rookies court

I choose to agree to disagree. I'll never change your opinion of him, and you'll never change mine, so there's really no point in getting into a pissing match.

Skippord, who does not want to watch these rookie challenges? You my friend are insane to watch anything else, this weeks challenge will be as amazing as the others.

Adam Evans is gonna win this competition, I just know it.

We are Wiiiild and Young, FELLA!

Daniel Bryan with busted ribs?

and a playoff beard.

LOL, it's Nickelodeon GUTS.

Hopefully the obstacle course for the guys is better than the one they always gave the diva search wannabes.

Double Dare?

Chooooooooooooooooooooooooooch!

Drink a soda and juggle? What the fuck?

an immunity challenge? really? really?

<font color=goldenrod>lol @ this course</font>

I bet Danielson wins but gets ranked 8th.

Are there flags planted throughout the course?

Also, lol at Tarver's nWo-style shirt.

who is on the Green Monkeys Team?

lol WTF? Cole's stopped being a douche about Danielson.

Red Jaguars, Blue Baracudas, Orange Iguanas, Green Monkeys, Purple Parrots, and Silver Snakes

Okay, nm.

I don't drink soda either...

"Well most people do!"

:shifty:

:rofl:

u need 3 balls!

Y'know, I think Cole calling me a weirdo makes me feel a bit better about myself.

Confucius say baseball is wrong - man with 4 balls cannot walk!

man who stands on toilet is high on pot

Eddie. :'(

DOCTOR'S NOTE

Sorry, I had to feed my baby. I know you all missed me.

I think it's cool that Tarver is getting good use out of that t-shirt maker he got for his birthday.

Next next next top superstar.

4 Contract!

2 WEEEEEEKS!

That was amazing. Such a heel.

LOL

It's good to have a fall-back plan.

I liked that little 'surfboard stomp', I guess I would call it.

BTW, calling for a double countout this match so neither of them gets a win.

"Yeah, that was kinda stupid, wasn't it!" - Cole

MacGruber! he likes making weapons out of household materials! MacGruber!

Is that how you kick someone's fucking head in?

As soon as I saw that stupid looking slam, I realized it was a finisher because I had never seen it before....then my heart sank.

Carlito: FINISH HIM!

I'm starting to feel this is a burial... If Danielson doesn't go out next week he has it won, but he may actually be knocked out, sent to FCW for a while and brought back up for NXT2.

YOUNG: I'm tired of this!

PUNK: You're sick of this???

Sodas Rule

Every time Heath Slater does anything, it makes me angry. Maybe he'd make a good heel.

i want to pump kick heath slater in the mouth

And cake rocks the body that rocks the party.

Slater should be DQ'ed for not doing the baseball bat correctly.

slater shud be dq'd he didnt do the dizzy bat right...its forehead on the bat douche nozzle

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!!

Those cups are $8 a pop.

YOU'LL NEVER BE A WWE SUPERSTAR IF YOU DON'T DRINK SODA REALLY FAST AND JUGGLE FOR AT LEAST FIVE SECONDS!

why is it so hard for them to chug soda?

This is why Cena isn't Young's mentor since he would have learned how to "superman" the finish to win.

Darren Young DQ'ed for not juggling right

If they insist on these dumbass challenges, they should just film them earlier and just show highlights and results.

Gonna be funny if it actually DOES come down that everyone except Daniel Bryan gets DQed for a course infraction.

"Cryin' Like a Bitch" by Godsmack

I didn't even know they still existed.

Did Josh forget that Striker wrestled?

That song was written about another band - Motley Crue.

Gabriel actually juggled!