Questions we may never have answered...
 

Like: Where, exactly, is the Pit of Danger?

Down the street from Parts Unknown, I believe.

So that would be a block north of the bottomless pit?

Who was the ninja that attacked Raven?

The ninjas that kidnapped Samoa Joe?

You can really only ask Batista because he walks alooooooone!

Where is nowhere and why do moves keep coming from there?

No the ninja that jumped Raven a long time ago on an episode of Sunday Night Heat. Been waiting years to find out who it was.

Pretty sure the Black Ninja was Tori (Kane's ex-girlfriend)

Heh... Ninjas...

Tori? TORI? What a let down after all this time.

what happens to Sheamus if he exposed to sun light?

Why can't I see John Cena?

my theory is that he will either burst into flames like dracula or get all sparkly like the fag from twilight

or sun will turn sheamus into the ultimate weapon and vince just isnt ready to let the world see that yet lol

where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Millions will be blinded.

In her secret underground lair with Waldo. :shifty:

:y:

When was the greatest time in our sport.

exposure to the yellow sun is the source of his powers

Do you smell what The Rock is cookin'?

What does everybody want?

Head, duh.

Steve Blackman for Raw GM

How do you survive a Steve Blackman attack?

you don't

It was never actually answered, though (in the song anyway).

why and what happened to imposter taker.

he was repackaged as Chainz from DOA

jayman i meant kayfabe. but yeah. :D

in that case he is locked in Paul Bearer's closet

Can you dig it... sucka?

Did Macho Man touch Stephanie?

Will WWE ever have a black wrestler who doesn't have rap or stereotypical production as his theme music? Follow up: Is Michael Hayes more of a () than Mark Henry?

How many guys have violated the wellness policy merely due to wrestling Jeff Hardy prior to the test?

Why does Hornswoggle have a job?

I don't remember if they ever clarified this or if I've just forgotten, but why was Kane's face not burned when he was finally "unmasked"?

What time exactly is Vader time?

What?

What's up?

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com.../k/kane/69.jpg

I guess he heeled nicely once the mask came off and his wounds were exposed to air. :rofl:

According to Edge, the burns were "all in his head" or something like that.

It was all in his head.

http://www.universalwwe.es/wp-content//mr-perfecto.jpg

http://pwtorch.com/artman2/uploads/1/bret.jpg

http://www.universalwwe.es/wp-content//1-2-3-kid.jpg

When did wrestlers stop rubbing Crisco in their hair before matches... And why did no one inform HHH of this... in the 20th or 21st century?

http://freepages.rootsweb.ancestry.c...rld/050HHH.jpg

http://www.wwe-wrestling-tickets.com...s/triple-h.jpg

Why did Xero try and blow up WWE Headquarters?

You have it wrong, I tried to have sex with Vince McMahon.

how did that work out for ya fella?

Let's just say that the rumors of the size of his balls are greatly exaggerated.

i also heard you walked in on him getting a 5 knuckle shuffle from Cena

I could go for some grapefruit right about now.

Actually, Al Snow was there presenting him with Head.

What was on the tape Jeff Jarrett had of Jackie Gayada?


This has bothered me for years now.

It's what Vince wanted

What do they "Still Remember"? And who are they?

Who lifted the briefcase up?

Who betta than Kanyon?

What where they thinking when they made David Arquette WCW Champion?

You know, getting back to the Kane thing, didn't DX unmask him once, and they were "shocked" at what they saw?

Yes. They could have been bullshitting, though. It's explainable in Kayfabe by them being dicks and furthering his mental pain.

Continuity is for Trekkies.

What about Raven?

Or shocked that he wasn't burned? But confused might have been the better reaction for that situation.

If John cena's untouchable, how is he forcing us to feel him?

why sting, why?

who was in undertaker's urn?

Rip Kanyon :'(

Wasn't it his parents at first?

Though that doesn't make much sense after Kane chokeslammed him into their skeletons....

lol wrestling is so ridiculous. I read that sentence again.

he is awesome

The Kane backstory is probably one of the most ridiculous and convoluted of any in the history of wrestling.

The guy will never get a DVD cos of the many plotholes. Unless it's a tongue-in-cheek, retrospective of how they fucked it about so much.

He has a DVD.

And a novel based on his character.

Does he have a DVD!? What does it cover?

I know about the novel, but I forget, did they stick to what we were already told or deviate/fill the plot holes?

Why does WWE use communist "foreign" objects when they can get american ones?

http://www.amazon.com/WWE-Twisted-Di...3533215&sr=8-1

I haven't seen it but apparently there's no documentary. It's more like the Flair DVD, but with Kane in character, introducing the matches and explaining the storylines.

No idea about the novel, haven't read it. I assume it's bad, but I am curious about how they handle Katie Vick.

He had a book, you know.

The novel isn't too bad... well... yea, it sucks. Like, jesus christ it's the Ishtar of books. So flippin' generic.

OK. If that's the case my comment still stands. We got a DVD that avoids storylines to showcase the best matches from a guy that hasn't had that many great matches.

Never read it, but I do know it tries to reconcile shit evidently.

I'm not sure I could read it even as a novelty, honestly.

The Kane DVD was decent, though.

More questions
 

What's up?

Can you dig it, Sucka?

Who raised the briefcase?

Hide behind Mike Knox's beard?

What would you do for a klondike bar?

perhaps

Any time DX asked us, were we ACTUALLY ready?

Whatcha gonna do brother?

WHAT?

Can you really smell what The Rock is cookin?

How many licks does it take to get to the Toosie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?


(And this relates to wrestling because I'm sure eventually this will be a Rookie Challenge on NXT.)

When the New Age Outlaws said "oh you didn't know" what didn't we know?

Did DX really want us to SUCK IT?

who let the dogs out?