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NXT Rookie Name Generator
<font color=goldenrod>In honor of Husky Harris, Lucky Cannon, and Michael McGillicutty, let us create our own lineups for the next season of NXT!
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Stench Tanner |
Zap Bagsweat
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Moliqua Fuzzpot
Ham McBuiltbody |
Lance Busey
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Bolt Slackjaw
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Adam Evans
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Boomer Feeler
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Smokey Softgroin.
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Hungry-Hungry Boneworth
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Mason Toole
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Trim Tanner
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Vag Slowkneeler
That has WWE written all over it! Perhaps this is what they'll call Tito Colon on NXT season 3. |
haha Steven Schitt
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Ethan LeVesque
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Tranny Brown
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And your Season 3 NXT Rookies are...
Jackson Blowcone Punchy Pollock Glow Godscock Nutty O'Plenty Shaky Goodlength Rot Neverpush Blast Lovesauce Ricky Crackerbarrel |
Round Robinson
Sambo Blackstuff |
Brim Turdlet
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Chilly Hyman
Mike Straggler Nutty Buttsteak (:rofl:) Limp Floppysex Connor Fuzzpot Timothy Hardpeck Mustachio Zahorian Jason Wilde |
Fist Lovehole
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Butch Crotchrot
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Lancaster Wellington the 3rd
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Stu McNulty
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Hunter Softnoodle
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Stench Strange
Thick Love Wang Hanky |
Husky Lovehole
Jason Speedchunk Zartan Todd Biff Blastbody Pablo Mantit Beaumont Softgroin Leo Girlparts The Great Buttsteak |
Johnny Softcheese
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Michael Polebag
Stretch Goodlength Blower Lampjaw Risner Neverpush Vanilla Chowder Biff Punchbeef Punchy Washington Rip Pillbody Risner Neverpush to win NXT Season 3! |
Gavin Pinkplunge
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Frenchy Goodlength
Limp McNulty lol |
Gaylord Duff
haha |
Jack Often
ha even better |
Big McLargeHuge
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Hunk O. Steele
Vag Toole |
Tobias Merkin
Isaac Thicke Wade Deadlift Jake Starr Rip Sawyer Horn Simpson Zipper Hyman Pablo Curtis |
HAM POLEBAG
TRENT MANTIT BEN COUGAR MELLENCAMP RICARDO GRADY MASON MCBUILTBODY VANILLA MCRUNFAST ROGER CLEMMONS DICKY BLOWFIST :eek: |
Duke Reynolds
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And your NEWWWWWWWWWWW World Heavyweight Championnnnn
HAM POLLLLLLLLLEEEEEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGG |
Hunk O. Softnoodle
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Leroy Blackstuff
Pubis Lovehole Punchy Robinson Moliqua Watson Fist Knokov Gavin Vanderhuge Jenson Pantsuit Manuel Thickneck damn could go on all day with this...lol |
Dicky Rodsnot
Vag McCloud Jock Ortiz |
Jewey Girlparts......LMFAO
Soupy Floppysex Rolls Blowcone Lips Fauker....borderline PG perhaps? Zartan Zahorian |
tatum knobcheese
happy beanhammer haha |
jesus weiner
husky hymen...:O |
Here's my cast...
Benjamin Bareback (Rico's rookie) Carter Hardpeck (generic meathead gimmick guy) Chase Moore (Shannon Moore's twin sister) Conner Shagwell (generic ladies man gimmick guy) Mustachio Sawyer (apparently Joey Ryan's rookie name) Rob Steele (brother of James Steele I presume) Vanilla Brinker (rejected ring name for Bryan Danielson) Zippy Bottoms (One half of the New Age Bodydonnas) I'd put my money on Rob Steele because if he's anything like his brother he'll win just by being a huge mark for Triple H. |
Horn Payton
His gimmick would be the only thing he says on the mic is his own name....kinda like this. <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZWTzyU5MFgM&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZWTzyU5MFgM&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object> |
Ladies and Gentlemen, your future WWE World Heavyweight Champion...
Phillip Sloane! http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic....04Up2GhYT_F0Zc |
Caleb Manmuscle
Chase O'Reilly Gary O'Doyle Bolt Knight William Williams Fruity Meatcastle Thurman Johnson Vag Brinker |
Rod Knobcheese
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Grab Pinkplunge - uh..
Quentin Marshall - thats actually a decent name Braden Crocker - Braden Walker 2.0 lol "lets go betty!" clap clap clap Skip Sampson - um..Skip Sheffield with lots of hair? Zack Lemon - and his tag team partner..Toby Lime! Shane Steele - another decent name Risner O'Doyle - O'DOYLE! Steve Young - um..wait..what? |
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Perry Saturn :shifty: |
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Smash Blowcone :rofl:
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Al Ligator
Frank Furter |
Bastion Covington :lol:
Duke Winslow Mustachio Godscock :rofl: Tobias Burger Bronze Parks Caylen Hill Drake Knight Bartley Feeler |
Apollo Mantit
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Reese Wallace
Ripper Armstrong Lenny Jackson And my favorite Bulk Needler |
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Soupy Swift
Keither Turdwater Ben Dover Jamie Bottoms Rudy Schitt Oval Godscock Buck Mcbuiltbody-Yeah I could see them using that. Vanilla Plotkiller-Pushed to the moon. |
Turd Fergusen
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Bobby Doolittle
Punchy Ortiz Nelson Softgroin <- haha Jefferson Blur Headley Bradley Rooster Douchehandle <- YES Dinkus Yellowpot ahh man, this thing made my day. What's sad is, I can actually hear these names announced on NXT! |
Evan Godscock
Jackson Strangepiss Dicky Crotchrot Vag Turdwater |
Scooter Starr
Blower Tipton Logan Bateman Rob Lovesauce Smokey Bradley Bloom Parker Horatio Hill Ernest Merkin |
Gaye Burr
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Bulk Mantit
Hunter Douchehandle Oval Crotchrot Big Beefrock Floppy Limpbone Scooter Corncave Mo Turdwater Shooter Slowkneeler |
BEST NAME PERIOD: Justin Wigglesworth
Book it |
Justin Wigglesworth, wasn't that the guy that Danielson choked out last night?
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Brutus Bloworth
The Great McAllister Seth Bonemeal Bolt Mantit Stretch Turdwater Reese Softnoodle Zipper Softgroin Carl Largemeat |
The winner of NXT Season 3 is my Rookie Generated by Name as:
Fletcher Starr and his pro is going to be: Santino Marella |
Another Name it popped up that made me laugh:
Rod Cougar Mellenkamp |
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Though today I got Puncher Downer and Taylor Bottoms |
Chase Bareback
Wang Slamchest Jamison Crotchrot Malcolm Meatcastle Rot Bottoms Carson McRunfast |
Mike Ock
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Rusty Starr - Great redneck cruiserweight name
Colburn Brinker - Military gimmick! Aaron Walker - Braden's brother! Rolls Davis - Rolls "Royce" Davis...yo its me, its me its RRD Pete Evans - sounds like he weighs 120 soaking wet Rogan Kendall - nothings coming to me on this one Leroy Fauker - oh yeah, that would be great William Armstrong - another one of the Armstrongs lol |
Zipper Punchbeef
ROFL, imagine a guy with that name whose gimmick is that he comes out punching himself in his crotch, ROFL. |
Snatch Cougar Mellencamp.
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I didn't want to stop at just eight, so I've decided it'll be tag team NXT 3:
Beamis Cooper & Ross Bush Leroy Stocker & Leroy Brown (The Leroys) Conrad Stewart & Tito Black Isaac Rimmer & Kyle Clemmons Master Studebaker & Bolt Morgan (future World Champions) Wayne Deadlift & Flexer Biggs Devin Winslow & Hoss Anderson (Hoss is an old friend of Deadlift & Biggs, and wants to get Winslow up to shape to compete with them) Gage Berry & Gavin Bloode (The Gee Bees) I was tempted to put Gage Berry & Ross Bush together, but that would just violate the PG theme. |
Presenting Bizarroking's NXT rookies!
Art Softcheese Howie Crocker George Shagwell Chase Pantsuit Butch Drillzer Wang Storm (O_O) Tony Strange Snatch Booty (:lol:) |
Tobias McRunfast!!!
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NXT Season 4:
Colin Park Boomer Hanson Kosmo Bellinger Hose Blowcone Stretch Burr Mumford Davis Punchy Young Luke Black |
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