Why is Ke$ha still alive?
 

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Does she annoy the fuck out of anyone else?

I'm seriously disturbed by her existence.

I had to google to even know who she is. That's some horrible music.

I apologize. I should have placed a warning label in this thread.

Not Safe for Listening

KedollarsignHa isn't as bad as people make him...Err...Her...Out to be. Why single her out in the field of shitty pop stars who should be dead?

I try not to judge makers of shitty pop music. However, her "singing" style is beyond lazy as are her lyrics.

It's one thing for a song to suck but be technically sound, her music isn't even that.

I think the first one to die should be 50 Cent. Or Insane Clown Posse (whatever their dumbass names are).

I'd bang her

I have Winehouse and Lohan before her on the list I hope that are dead before years end.

I actually enjoy Amy Winehouse's music for the most part.

To be fair, someone already tried with 50 Cent. They were just "gangsta," meaning retards who can't hit shit armed with tiny guns. You know, like if Sammy G pulled a drive-by/

Still trying to "prove" you're not gay?

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I would put a boner in her mouth

She doesn't piss me off as much as some other stuff right now.

I make it a policy not to listen to the radio (unless classical) or watch any music channels, thus ensuring such shit does not sully my ears. Thankfully this makes me largely ignorant to chart "music".

Maybe you should try that, D-swiss.

I do so, too. I also refuse to watch music channels.

I actually haven't heard her full song or seen any videos of her, thank satan for that. But from the few seconds that I heard her, it was bad.


Don't worry, she's probably a one-hit wonder like that annoying Kissed A Girl chick.

Same here. The only way I hear the radio is if it's in a store or someones car.

Katy Perry? My ex idolized her.

Thank fuck I am not with her anymore.

As for Ke$ha

anyone who spells their name like that deserves to not live past 18.

You should google search Ke$ha ass before making such a comment.

That's a sorry excuse for a nice butt.

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/36998641/Keha.jpg

I can't just find a straight up picture of her looking decent.

I love her music as much as I am disgusted by her drug-fueled apathy.

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/36998641/Keha.jpg

If she can deepthroat that megaphone, I know there's nothing I could possibly do for her.

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"Turn around...boy...Let me hit that...I don't think I understand the Mechanics here...."

Dumb cunt teaching girls to be dumb cunts.

wait, she's white?

Only on the outside.

settle down you lunatics

it's just awful pop music

Skippord and I agree. :love:

Can't stand the mainstream classical music they play on the radio.

Man wins

I cant stand her or nikki minaj

I actually don't hate 3OH!3

She's not that bad. She's far from a one hit wonder. I guess if she's not a douchey band recommended by Pitchfork than they suck.

That would work better if it was just Triple A and Impotent Clox, but normal people dislike her, too

Mainly post- teenage men hate her. Women love her.

At least drop one of those old canards like "it's cool to hate her" or something. Come on, man.

Who cares what women love? Women love gay men and Twilight too so taste isn't an issue with them.

No they dont

To be fair, Gertie loves both of those too.

:'(

I like Orchestral. It keeps getting called "classical" by people who don't know the difference. I don't like the guy on piano shit. I like things like Tchaikovsky, Richard Wagner, and John Williams.

The tonight show band started singing that shitty song going into commercial. For the first time ever, I'm tempted to change it to Letterman

Ft. Mike O'Hara

she looks like a gypsy whore


DO NOT WANT

Who's the dude on the left? :shifty:

Heard her Tik Tok song in my friends car the other day for the first time. I thought it was another gaga song or whatever. I 'm not very radio friendly myself unless it's the classic rock station.

But for what it was it was pretty good. I typically get mad at radio pop songs and hip hop to the point i have to shut it off. But here I listened and tapped along just fine without any typical feelings of anger.

So I went home and looked her up. She is pretty trashy yet kinda sexy. I like her look.


So then I was watching SNL and she was on. I missed the first half but I tuned in right as she was singing her "love is a drug" song or whatever. I liked it too. And I really liked her body paint and black light performance.



So yeah I downloaded the album last night. Haven't listened to it yet except the 2 songs I have heard before.

I guess she ain't half bad for what it is. But after perusing her lyrics...they are pretty shite but again, written correctly for her demographic.

That was pretty dark.

I liked it.

The first time I saw the video, I thought it was satire. I mean, she smiles and winks her way through a video that's so clichéd it actually almost becomes charming. The song's got a hooky chorus, and if there's anything that pop culture likes, it's fifteen catchy seconds they can spazz to on the dance floor over and over.

Taken as tongue in cheek, it's actually pretty good. Taken as a serious song...Not so much.

But hey, it's nothing to really bitch and moan over. She's a dumb whore. And if she was a black guy, half the board would find her amazing.

Blah Blah Blah is pretty bad, and to that end also demonstrates she's not joking.

Which brings me to:

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I youtubed the song, just to be fair to it, but it's pretty bad.

But again, still not that horrible compared to other acts in a similar vein.

You guys are "mad gay"

That chick looks like she is drunk 24/7

It's funny because she looks like trailer trash until they make her up, and then the minute she starts talking, singing or doing anything, the illusion is broken.

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That's fucking awful.

Weird. What it with being so formulaic and generic metal, woulda thought you'd be all over it. :p

Someone get D-Mac in here. At least he won't disappoint.

I'd tell you to eat me, but I know you'd like it. :foc:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/my-sexua...ale-of-horror/

This applies!

Don't be a little bitch with your chit-chat. Just show me where your dick's at.

I need an adult...

STRANGER DANGER!

she look like my sweeper but with the hair of the goldun.

I am still ignorant to who this woman is, and I get the impression that I should take all precautions to make sure that remains the case.

i'd fuck the living shit out of her.

But you'd also fuck the living shit out of a dead camel, so yeah...

I think he just said that.

I'd have a threesome

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This one at least sounds like it was properly engineered, rather than played over the original audio track.

These lyrics are proof that this song is retarded.

"And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger"


Like this bitch knows anything about Mick Jagger

i want to make love to her

I love this girl. She is the absolute worst thing to come out of music in the past 10 years. How can I not love her? I honestly think she's just trolling the entire world. Did you see her SNL appearance? Hulu that shit if you didn't. It's Andy Kaufman-level brilliance right there.

Better, but a polished turd is still a turd.

Yeah, her knowledge of Mick Jagger is just nitpicking.

This really isný any worse than most pop songs. Especially ones with radio play.

I don't hate pop music. I just hate that complete garbage that takes no effort to make is successfully pushed as pop music.

Nobody's asking you to hate pop music.

Lyrically, that was no worse than a lot of pop songs.

its addictive

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That's one drug I can quit cold turkey.

No, I mean, "Tik Tok" is Catchy, and the are a couple of segments of "Blah Blah Blah" that are good enough to make me not completely want to murder Kesha, but that one is just. Fucking. Awful.

Though probably perfect for stoners.

tik tok was also live on snl and it was AWFUL . flat and boring and she looked like a tard skipping around in her moon suit.

She looks like a tard most of the time.

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The scary thing is almost 150 people like this.

If you're going to change a song's lyrics, don't make them worse.

If you're going to change a Ke$ha song's lyrics, don't prove that they can be worse.

I know. That's what's killing me.

that is way worse than Kesha's version. I made it 1:35 before i couldn't stands it no mores.

This is the worst of any applicable genre, really. I'm not even sure what to call it. It's the shit that got spawned because of rapcore and nu metal, but it's like some weird amalgam of everything wrong with pop, rap, and rock in one big ball of shit.

Is "shitcore" a genre? It is now.

I, too, have never finished it. Posting it here was the second time I heard it, and I played it for a friend. To torture her. And still, never got to the end. If I'm lucky, I won't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMEm_HUQGe4

If you hate her, like most of you do, this is pretty funny.

Learn to embed, you faggot.

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Either way, it's stupid nitpicky bullshit.

really don't like talk radio in general.

I avoid it, generally. This is probably a good example of why. "toes doesn't rhyme with phones! wtf she's putting on boots???"

Really? Those are the best insults you have for an autotuned skank?

what the fuck? that's the worst thing ever

put a bag over her head tho and shes fuckable :)

How is this thread still alive?

she just sounds drunk in every song..

Ha, "sounds".

"just sounds?"