Post Your Dumb Questions
 

The last few pages of the current "Special Issue" of WWE Magazine feature "WWE's Dumbest Questions." For instance:


Question: "Is WWE real?"
Answer: "What is real? Are you real? What is reality? We work for WWE, which means if it's not real, perhaps we aren't, either."

Question: "Why is it called a 'Ladder Match'?"
Answer: "Because 'Two Guys Climbing a Steel Device in Order to Grab the Belt Match' didn't fit on a poster."

Question: "Wasn't there another guy named Matt Hardy who wrestled in the '80s?"
Answer: "Um, did you know that a person's appearance changes as he or she grows older? Unless they're Joan Rivers or Dorian Gray."

So now, think up some of your dumb questions and let's see if anyone here wants to answer them. Here are a few:

My friend said Dixie Carter is Vince McMahon's sister. Is that true?
Was Katie Vick alive at the start of her sexual experience?
Was Akeem the African Dream really from Africa?
When R-Truth got blown up, was that a stage trick?
Did DX REALLY want me to suck it?
What courses does Professor Mike Tenay teach?
My son wants to add spikes to his football shoulder pads. Should I let him?
Where did Alex Wright learn those awesome dance moves?
Is Dr. Harvey Wippleman still in practice?

Has Dusty Rhodes been inducted into the IHOP Pancake Eating Hall of Fame yet?

Is it still Vader Time?

Is Heidenrich still writting poetry?

Did Jeff Jarrett really not write all those great country numbers!?

Why is this thread making me so angry?

Why is this thread making Anybody Thrilla so angry?

Why did Hulk Hogan steal my tanning pills?

Why does Scott Hall fear Betty Ford?

Can Zach Gowen win an ass kicking contest?

Did Chyna have a penis?

Was Hogan one of the Flintstones?

You're thinking of The Rock. ;)

Where did Paul Bearer collect all those chins?

Was Planet Stasiak near Uranus?

Was IRS really part of the IRS?

How many times did Edge spear Lita? :shifty:

Does everyone REALLY have a price for the million dollar man?

Will the WWE ever push John Cena?

Why is Sheamus so white?

Does Triple H really think he is a video game?

What is in the urn?

Are Undertaker and Kane really brothers?

Did Paul Bearer really sleep with Undertaker's mom?

Why does TNA have such a misleading name?

This is stupid.

It's an internet wrestling forum, not Harvard Law.

is it really all about the game, and how you play it?

Yes, of course!

http://johngibbonscomedy.com/images/...ame/pacman.jpg
And no cheating!

Why did Ernest Miller want someone to call his mama?
Why didn't he just call her himself?

was rico really gay?

Why is Christian not world champion?

Why is WWE PG?

was Repo man an actual repo man?

Why didn't "No Holds Barred" ever win an Oscar?

how does Paul Bearer run a mildly successful internet blog if he died in a cement tomb?

Instead of reading my kids a bedtime story, do you think it's OK for me to just put them in a "sleeper hold" every night?

Does he really have the red, white and blue running through his vains?
Was he really born and rased in the U S of A?
Is he really goverment inspected, and US made?

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Side note, dont know why I love that song soo much :cool:

Didn't Kofi have an African accent?

Why does Providence Peep ask so many stupid questions?

Jamaican. I ask myself this everytime I see him. :?:

I'm glad you included that in a thread titled, "Post Your Dumb Questions."
If you go back and read my original post you'll see that the entire point of this thread, numbnuts, is to post stupid questions for the WWE.

Is Goldust retiring from wrestling?

Were a lot people sad when Bryan Danielson was released?
Did Justin Roberts get choked up?

Can you really smell what The Rock is cookin?

Yes and it stinks.

Where can I buy Eddies bedtime stories?

During Austin's "What?" heel days, did he consider getting his hearing checked?

Why doesn't Linda enjoy a few beers with the wrestlers these days?

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/5...ef9a3ed8bc.jpg

Why can't I get enough of this fucking photo??

Where is Ralphus head of security these days???

http://www.tpww.net/forums/picture.p...pictureid=1367

Does Linda McMahon approve of drugs?

I think he does.

I wonder how long it would take for that image to get taken down at wwe's forums.

We should find out. :shifty:

Put a note saying "if you take this down you are interfering in Linda McMahon's run for office".

I dont have an account there someone can do it in my name though

Considering how bad his movies have been, how long until we smell what the Rock is cooking at Burger King?

:lol: Check out the description of his newest movie, "Faster," from IMDB:

"An ex-con sets out to avenge his brother's death after they were double-crossed during a heist years ago. During his campaign, however, he's tracked by a veteran cop and an egocentric hit man." :|

An egocentric hitman!

I read it as "eccentric." That, at least, would be more interesting.

How could anyone make it as a hitman if they had an ego problem???? You would expect a hitman to want to lay low and not be some kind of show off....

Did you ask for it to be made in the other forum where it first appeared?

Yeah you did.

I answered this prayer. It was the only pic I could find that made me chuckle and hark back to the good ol' days.

oh they deleted the pic i put up yesterday.

Try telling that to Bret Hart.

:eek:I'm surprised no one here tried to refute this remark.

Is having anal sex bad for your health in any way? Can having too much anal sex lead to stretching or any other unwanted results?

When The Undertaker and Kane were kids, did they take baths together?