Really TNA, Again?
 

So what's the big surprise guys? Speculate at your own risk...

You guess first...I'm too scared to.

They're supposedly bringing in Heyman.

That means this surprise is Jimmy Wang Yang.

It's Jake the Snake guys.

Jake the Snake vs Scott Hall in a booze on a pole match would be brutal.

Abdullah The Butcher as part of the ECW faction

Greatest match in the history of <s>TNA</s> professional wrestling.

It's Heyman, he's most likely been given what he wanted.

Is this still part of the whole 'something that'll change pro wrestling' or whatever the big hype was a couple of weeks ago?

Y'know whatever the surprise is, the build up/speculation/hype alone will never live up to the expectations of the internet.

And if the surprise is a person, I don't think there is any one person that would truly shock anyone, except Vince McMahon.

With Heyman all buddies with Brock and talking about pro-wrestling needing to get its act clean, I doubt he would venture far from MMA at this point- especially if he becomes Brock's manager.

I don't think it's Paul Heyman. Heyman working for TNA would be cool, but seriously, is he enough to garner this much hype? I don't think so.

Or anyone who is known for their loyalty ala Stone Cold, or The Rock.

But yea the chances of this "surprise" meeting up to expectations is just about as good as the chances of winning the lottery.

He's not his manager.

Not yet.

Spoiler: Jarrett is pregnant.

Brock doesn't need a manager. He is the face of the UFC, and is the highest paid of all their fighters. Why would he pay someone to get him what he already gets regardless?

Maybe Dixie signed a deal with Playboy????? :naughty:

Something so ground breaking could only mean the return of one man.

And that man is...





Wait for it...




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BRADEN WALKER!

That dude from NXT who got fired has been signed. You know, the one nobody but smarks remember or care aboot?

Titus O Neil?

Darren young

Well when you can't get your hands on John Cena...I guess Black Cena is good enough.

I think he means that Luke guy, but he wasnt in NXT.

Darren Young was released?

I think it'll take more than Steve Austin or The Rock to 'change the face of TNA forever'.

Were talking about TNA here though, they have used that phrase for far less exciting prospects.

They will start doing Guest Hosts too.

Is it that Jeff Hardy has begun a diet, because I just saw him, and he makes Matt hardy look fit.

Maybe it's Kevin Sullivan...

Let's hope not, especially after hearing one of his big storylines for TNA is having TNA have troubles signing a big name. I mean it could work, but it would be tacky. Especially in TNA, where they pride themselves on signing big free agents.

Wow, with Abyss saying "They are comming" maybe Kevin Sullivan, Zodiac and Kamala are going to reform the Dungeon of Doom 15 years later.

Apparantly they offered Heyman the book but he wants the same kind of role that Dana White has with UFC. Isn't White the owner!? Not really sure what it is that Heyman wants but I would guess he got it.

What if they brought in Shane?

Dana White is the President I believe and the Fertitta brothers are the owners.

If Heyman is being brought in with full creative control and any kind of backstage power, then that must mean someone is leaving.
There's just too many components there already and someone has to be getting the boot. I'm not sure how Hogan and Bischoff would coexist with Heyman. They seem to have a fair deal of power and stroke.
Russo is there for the sole reason of booking, so I'd imagine he'll get the axe. Or they'll give him some token job and he'll eventually quit.

Shane McMahon

2 weeks ago a saw a rumor about him signing w/ TNA on one of the articles on the main page, i hope this is true!

That was one of the bullshit links at the bottom, those are all fake of course.
*Ryan Clark tryin' to make people think he's cool.

Ryan Clark is trying to make it sound like he has relevant inside material to make people think there's a point to viewing his site. Almost wrote shit, total Freudian slip.

Nobody, not even Ryan Clark, thinks Ryan Clark is cool or can be construed as cool.

Yeah, except for all the chants a couple of weeks ago...

Kane Knight: Not letting reality get in the way of his opinion since 2001!

I would love that.:D

I think people thinking it's Shane McMahon will be sorely dissapointed. I don't think Shane wants anything to do with the buisness. He doesn't want to be his father

TNA Stinks

Plus, if he did, he has an easy in with a long standing, commercially viable franchise. Why would he go to TNA?

Danielson out-popped DX.

:shifty:

:y:

Nobody would care.

Danielson really did outpop DX. And CM Punk. And Jesus.

His names was on the lips of everyone in attendance and millions at home.

Take note Vince.

All Hail the Hypnotoad.

It's probably something to do with the production side of things. I do hope that Paul Heyman signs with TNA, though. That wouldn't be a huge surprise, or anything, but I'd watch TNA, because Heyman turned fucking OVW into a better product than anything the WWE was airing at the time.

Ed Ferrera just left the company, and he was there on Russo's request -- so maybe a writing change is coming? A new team headed by Heyman, perhaps with Kevin Sullivan in there, would be...interesting.

Dixie wrote on Twitter that she had just watched Lost.

Dixie then wrote on Twitter 'not everything needs to make sense'

Jeff Jarrett then posted pics of an island and the wing of a plane.


Obviously they have signed one of the Lost actors, or JJ Abrams as script writer or some shit.

the surprise is Hogan is winning all the titles at the PPV

lol, a JJ Abrams scripted wrestling show would be incredible

In a car crash sense. :D

Imagine the plot twists!

Mick Foley returns in... LOST IN ORLANDO!

PREVIOUSLY ON IMPACT

You couldn't! Because they'd all be random and disregard all previous continuity!

...So basically, WWE.

From Jarrett's Twitter. Sounds like someone realized the announcement wasn't going to live up to the hype

Jarret's surprise is that he either chose to become a woman or that he's secretly a broom.

Sarcasm doesn't translate well on these intartubes, but I may have sensed some in Kane Knights post.

Then you are senseless.

The next hint looks like a roller coaster.

Jarrett's huge news is that he's going to Disneyland

Or that him and Karen are going to publically Fuck in all those locations.

Lights, an island, a plane wing and a rollercoaster...it's gotta be Heyman.

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LOL Jimmy Steele.

Aaaand from PWI:

Would explain Jarrett's sudden change of tone

I'll watch if Heyman gets full control.

LOL Kimmy Knight

How many times are TNA going to tease us with "big news" and a "huge surprise"? If they want people to tune in they should probably try and produce a quality wrestling product.... for a few years in a row

according to Clark it was a returning Tara in motorcycle gear

Keep rollin' Tara, even after the loser gets fired match!

Retarded as they are, I don't think TNA are dumb enough to make Tara their "huge news".

Also, wasn't it said it'd be an announcement? Not a run-in with a motorcycle outfit?

Sounds like Jarret's Twitter post could possibly be not wrestling related. Doesn't really say anywhere it is. Maybe Karen is pregnant or something. Or he just got married. Who knows.

Could be, but given their constant negotiations with Heyman, it's easy to assume that's what it could've been. Also, Dixie tweeted this:

However, it not being TNA related would also explain Jarrett's futile attempt at damage control when it got big. But honestly, given TNA's tendency to announce things via Twitter, who could blame the fans for jumping to conclusions.

But IMO it's gotta be a deal with Heyman that they teased and hyped before it got done, and then when it fell apart it bit them in the ass

Its amazing how TNA announce these 'huge surprises' which turn out to be Tommy Dreamer and Tara, yet Jeff Hardy and RVD debut with no prior warning.

TNA sux cok

The next "major surprise" will be that they secretly signed away one of the "big" talents from WWE.

Then they blow it when they reveal it to be Hornswoggle.

I see what you did there....

OK, so I just watched TNA that was recorded from Saturday here. It had Hernandez low blow The blueprint and was advertising Victory Road. So how far behind are we here?