Official RAW Thread for 07/12/10 - This GM is a mystery, full of change that no one sees
 

Sup?

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Nice try Supreme.

this is what I get for putting effort into making mine

FOILED AGAIN

Pathetic title!

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Official Raw Thread - July 12, 2010: the fallout from Victory Road


Remember when Vader and Yokozuna used to squash three jobbers at once? Well tonight John Cena will say "Fuck you, fat boys!" and take on seven jobbers at the same time. But has Cena bit off more than he can chew? Tune in tonight at 9:00 PM EST to find out LIVE on Monday Night Raw!


Also Edge and Orton.

tonight the gm will send an email to michael cole that ends with:

if ya smell what the gm is cookin'

May I profess my liking to this intro rather than "sup"? "Sup" has a tendency to make me feel awkward whenever someone says it.

You may

WRONG. Tonight, Michael Cole will walk down to the ring wearing black trunks with yellow polka dots, say something about being "funky like a monkey" and then end it with, "if you willlllllllllllll......." as he shows off a big, goofy smile.

Gonna like seeing Cena get fed to the lions tonight. That is of course he's got the roof rigged to blow up and some sunshine comes in. Then it will just suck.

And what is Florence Henderson's reason for being on raw tonight?

Mrs Brady is hosting. FTW. That and Orton-Edge. Should be great for those at least.

I just hope they don't let Cena bury seven guys all at once tonight.

I'll get in there early. Anyone gets a decent stream please hook me up via PM/Visitor Message or rep post, please. :y:

I predict another clusterfuck ending to a NXT segment.

Oh I forgot she's hosting tonight! Looking forward to this one, actually, since I grew up watching The Brady Bunch. Of course, I realize most of you here weren't even born at that point.

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Will Cena survive the onslaught of the Nexus?

Who will replace R-Truth in the Money in the Bank match?

Who is the mysterious GM or Raw?

Will Michael Cole be less annoying?

Find out tonight! Same Warrior Time! Same Warrior Channel!

Hopefully NOT Abraham Washington.

Crap I was...

PLEASE GOD NOOOOOOOO...

You're all gonna like my announcements this week.

Me too please! Please!!!

Don't know what I'd rather watch tonight -- Chris Berman screaming "BACKBACKBACKBACKBACK" for three hours or Cena overcoming the odds.

Just mute the Home Run Derby and you're golden. Or see if MLB network got a broadcast going on.

Wait, did I just hear Michael Cole in the WWE intro (IT IS ELECTRIC)??"

Cena on Cena crime.

wonder if the Raw GM will imitate Randy Macho Man Savage this week.

Darren Young's out.

I hope that they don't write off black Cena for good. Its too early for Cena to have forced out one of the Nexus members.

Check your rep, whoever asked for the stream.

Odds that it'll be 3 or 4 on 1 by the end of the night?

Honestly they could milk this for months, and I'm worried they'll rush it.

<font color=goldenrod>Cena's definitely going to take another one of them out tonight. Stupid to start doing that already.</font>

white lightning

Who wants to make predictions on who will get taken out next? I vote Tarver.

<font color=goldenrod>These neverending repetitive Irish jokes are getting a bit tiresome</font>

Wrestling 101- Making your opponant look weak in a promo makes you look weak by proxy.

No one can interfere...except by climbing through the roof or somehow opening the door.

Crap your pants???

He ran into Sid??

T SHIRTS!

<font color=goldenrod>LOL @ those shirts</font>

Wow. Those shirts suck.

"Guys, I'm super serial about the Nexus, ok? I mean it."

I want that shirt. Not. lol

Hey look, a human hangman board.

shirts are gay

Or popping up from the floor (ala Big Show's debut)

Can I buy a vowel? An O?

Wow...T Shirts...

"Nnnnnn"

he said DAMN

SKYNET!

God I hate this GM thing.

This GM really likes to write essays when everyone else just sends a simple message when they do an email.

90 day suspension?

Somebody getting released?

I don't like where this is going.

Michael Cole: "This is an e-mail from the Raw General Manager."
umm.. Cole, fuck you.

<font color=goldenrod>I'd buy a Nexus armband if they sold them :shifty: but fuck those shirts</font>

The only way it could be more obvious that Cena is winning is if they made it elimination style.

Edit: Eve's boobs couldn't look any faker in that dress. I'm not sure I care.

GODDAM POIT I LOVE YOU!

Nice dress Eve ^_^

Also, Love the Nexxus shirts. Krimzon7's name is Nate which means I must own a Nexus shirt. I'm ordering it now! FTW!

The Devers Championship

Its too early for a piss break, WHO BOOKS THIS SHIT!?

pfft, nobody likes you asshole. You know there aren't any people texting you!

:p

How does Gail Kim go down to Alicia Fox?

Uh oh.

OMG the GM cares about the Women's division!

Ah fuck you Michael Cole!

Gail Kim Deserves better then this. I agree.

Boo Cole

I'm just realizing that we have a sister holding the Divas Strap. And she's pretty fucking hot. Her sister needs to come up so they can be the new Lay Cool.

Whoop-dee-do.

2 divas matches at a PPV?

HOW WILL CENA OVERCOME THE ODDS FOR THE 1124587th TIME!

:'(

...well it is 2:22am over here, so everyone with a normal sleep pattern is in bed :p

can we at least get some decent offense from Tarver? Is that too much to ask?

gail is paying for tna

<font color=goldenrod>Pretty sure a different Nexus member will be written off each week until its Barrett vs. Cena at Summerslam</font>

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Orton Vs. Edge! FINALLY! We've been WAITING FOREVER to see that match! :shifty:

Why the fuck does Cole have to say.. "I have another e-mail." next thing you know.. its going to be Breaking News on CNN everytime that stooopid sound plays and Cole goes.. "I have another e-mail"

No folks. Don't listen to King. Let your kids stay up. Let them see their hero get torn to pieces by the evildoers that is the Nexus.

:y:

Normal sleep patters are for pussies who conform to the Man!


I have a bedtime :'(

:kiss:

Wow, 100th title reign!

Odd that both women on Raw who can wrestle are Canadian. Gail Kim and the future Natalya Hallowell

what the fuck

this is the 9th time theyve done this

<font color=goldenrod>How many times do we have to see this same fucking match</font>

The inevitible 6-man tag match. With the title match this sunday, and hopefully the end of the storyline.

God damn, creative dropped the ball on this big time.

The Miami Thrice! oh, that's the Usos and their other brother!

Creative? More like repetitive!

Leon Phelps: Listen, no apologies necessary, Flo-ho. It was worth it! Now, here's one for all of you: "Where is the most unusual place you have ever whoopie?" Skank #1?

Brandy Lane: Hmm.. that would be in the butt.. ler's pantry.. of the Playboy Mansion!

Leon Phelps: Intriguing, yeah! Skank #2?

Wilma Slotsin: Well.. I did it once in the ass.. pen, Colorado bus station.

Leon Phelps: That is fabulous, yeah! Skank #3: "What is the most unusual place that you have ever done it?"

Florence Henderson: [ laughing ] That's easy, Leon.. right down the old Hershey Highway! Yeah, just outside of Hershey, Pennsylvania!

[ Winner's Bell rings ]

Leon Phelps: I think we have a winner! Skank #3, I am very impressed! How about a big hand for all of our skanks, everybody? Isn't that lovely? Well, that is all the time we have for "Who Wants To Be My Skank?" Ladies?

All: [ blow a kiss to the audience ] "Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night!"

The WWE is only allowed to employ 2 tag-teams at any given time...

Where's Flo Ho?

they might be trying to do wat the did with kendrick and london and the throwbacks

Rev. Hallowell: "You'll have to wait until after this match. The woman I'm gonna marry after you divorce my ass for having so many Power Ranger toys is wrestling"

Mrs. Hallowell: "Be good..."

Lame.

yea thats exactly what they sre doin this feud is gonna go a while

Hopefully the Uso feud finishes at MITB then Nexus can get involved in the tag title scene. Most likely Hawkins & Archer as the next challengers, if the Harts ever decide to show up on Smackdown.

If the Uso's don't win the title this upcoming PPV, this feud probably gets ruined since the Usos have been booked as the dominate team and the Harts haven't had any comeback to whatever the Usos do.

Could end up similar to Miz vs Cena where Miz dominated leading up to the ppv, then got squashed, and finally lost all momentum and the feud.

tarver= the future

Tarver had that 'It's cocaine and Bitch raping Time!' look in his eyes! LOL