Official RAW Thread for 08/09/10 - Superman and The Chairman vs Rated Y2J
 

Sup?

Chat: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?p=3052821

Yep, chat's embedded again.

I need to sleep. Fuck you and your temptations.

La Parka is gonna be on RAW? Sweet!

Though, as Anonymous Gm, I wish they'd tell me these things more in advance, so I don't have to learn it from Xero.

This is so you can react in realtime.

Can you give Mitchell Cole a new email tone for his lappy 286?

How do the lights work, exactly? Does the tone pull so much energy on the speakers that it affects the entire circuit?

probably won't be posting too much on here tonight, will be watching/listening to something regarding raw

Chat is now embedded again in the chat thread.

As you may have guessed, the lights and the sound have nothing to do with the computer at all. After I send an e-mail out to Michael Cole, I text one of the techies backstage, who triggers the light/sound sequence. Which merely serves as a notice for Michael Cole to check his inbox.

Maybe I should start a Q&A thread.

I'll be watching.

May I have your attention please? I've received another e-mail from the General Manager.

Lock Jaw, can you confirm this?

On tonights RAW,The role of bret hart will be played by Randy "The Ram" Robinson.

The role of John Cena will be played by AJ Styles.

Featuring Gilbert Gottfried as Michael Cole.

Nah..John Cena will be played by John Cena.He'll be over acting the part,as per usual.

Today at work, while in the restroom, I heard someone's phone make the same IM noise as the GM's emails. I waited a moment to see if Cole would start talking.

they should have pyro everytime Cole gets an E-Mail

Back to live show, good times.

Kinda curious if that Randy Orton/Miz story that was posted got any weight to it. But I ain't bothered by it.

They're saving that for the 900th show.

I heard it the other day at a restaurant. Me and my buddy started laughing and no one else knew why, haha.

Oh god, Brets wearing a batman shirt, Lol.

Quick. Over/under 3 1/2 times on Bret saying "WWF." GO!

Calling it now. Bret, Edge, and Jericho are gonna remember their canadian roots and turn on Cena.

Just kidding. :p

No one else saw the TPWW sign?

i think i just saw it

Just saw it.

Anyone thinks Team Canada reunites?

Batman shirt?

there are just so many hypocrites

<font color=goldenrod>Edge and Jericho are definitely joining back up</font>

"You're worried abut submitting to the Walls of Jericho."

Please, no one's tapped to the Walls in like 3 years. And this is coming from a Jericho mark.

I like Edge's shirt

edge my boy

THUMB TO THE EYE! OH NOES!

They just killed "The One Haired Wonder"

so hart dynasty are the replacements

or not

<font color=goldenrod>Be cool if they beat down the entire face locker room. I'd be eager to see who they got to fill in.

Think Daniel Bryan is already booked in Puerto Rico that day tho :( cross him off the wish list</font>

So if Bret is now the Batman of the group, who is his Robin?

Can't be the Hart Dynasty since they got beaten up.

DA DADA DAAAAAAAAAA! SUPERMAN IS HERE!

Khali?

aquaman and batman

Wait a minute......................I just made the connection.

Superman and Batman.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWESOMMMMMMMMMMMMMME

yeh. :(

Nah Cena said he was the Wonder Woman.

Now why Cena wants to dream of Khali in a Wonder Woman suit is another issue for a later debate.

So can we assume the Bourne push is over?

Bit slow!

and evan bourne must job again

What was that chant? This is awful or this is awesome?

God damn humidity is throwing me off. Don't mind me tonight.

miz is awful

Michael Cole is insufferable

That was the chant btw, im not saying he's awful.

Thanks, TL :y:

Did anyone say they were bringing that awesome TPWW sign?

awesome head scissor

I absolutely love how bourne sells a clothesline

Seriously, that was amazing.

bye bye bourne's push(not that they were ever gonna do much with him anyways)

"Indeed, the Miz IS awesome"

bourne imo does some of the best sellin in the E

Sweet sign yo

Did it even count as a push?

I'm mildly surprised Bourne has never broken his neck selling clotheslines (or Sheamus' entire moveset). Ouch.

I'll laugh if Miz fucks up one time and says 'I'm awful' by mistake.

Me thinks Miz is gonna lose at summerfest regardless.

I'm the Miz and I'm awesome is incredibly uncreative as a catchphrase, but for some reason its great.

Nah, I see him holding onto the briefcase until after Summerslam. Too predictable if he cashes in then.

it works because its simple and to the point

i still think miz will break the mitb streak

what's your point

God, get rid of the red carpet already.

melina!

Melina now looks like a sister to the Bellas... :(

Kinda like SUCK IT, haha.

alicia fox is ......unsexy

Seriously, it should have gone away when she turned face.

Crowd still hasn't bought into Alicia Fox, but I'd buy into her.

pretty much

this match aint bad

I've got my ticket for the 900th episode of Raw....... Unfortunately, I'm on the same side as the hard camera :-\

Really?

He must mean by diva standards. Which means if less than 5 moves are botched it is great.

bad bump

Ouch...looks like that was botched pretty bad. Sick thud.

exactly

is he sure thats what he said

What has happened so far?

Not sure he challenged Wade Barrett there, sounded more like Kelly Kelly.

I thought he said "red berry". =\

Actually, I thought he said "Iron" Mike Sharpe. He's Canada's greatest athlete, ya know.

Franken Berry

Bret Hart came out in a Batman shirt and wanted Jericho to rejoin the team. Edge tried to trick Hart into thinking he rejoined but got foiled when he tried to hit Hart. Hart Dynasty got beaten up by The Nexus.

The Miz beat Bourne in a singles match. Bourne had a nice hurricarana move on the Miz while the Miz almost killed Bourne with a clothesline.

Melina beat Alicia Fox with a new move I think.

Great Khali spoke and challenged Wade Barrett to a match.

What could Runjin possibly be doing that he is too busy to be at raw?

epic build for that match top notch

Bikini tag team match, but we're totally PG, guys.

Taking up Jeff Hardy's open challenge at the TNA tapings.