What Haven't We Seen In Wrestling
 

Here's my list of "taboos" that have been covered by wrestling.

1) Retarded people. (Eugene)
2) Necrophilia (Katie Vick)
3) Homosexuality (Orlando Jordan/ Goldust)
4) Race Wars (We know damn well what WWF was implying with the Boricuas, NOD, and bikers)
5) Degradation of Women (Anything Trish did in the late 90's)
6) Interracial Relationships (Remember Faarooq and Sunny?)
7) Simulated Sex (Lita and Edge)
8) Exposed Breasts (Hogan/ Flair)

Other than child pornography, is there anything left that wrestling can do to shock the casual fan or at least the housewife with too much time on her hands?

Murder.

According to some... Owen Hart. :|

Beastiality

Undertaker has crucified some people.

Doesn't Undertaker get killed like every five years? Buried alive, casket...and one case he even came back "human".

Chavo & PePe were pretty close to the line.

The last of Stone Cold Steve Austin in WWE

Hmmm....what hasn't been done? They should of turned Linda Mac into a "cougar" where she would attract all the young talent to form a stable against her husband Vince.

Racism? I know you brought up the stable wars, but I'm trying to think if we've seen a wrestler who believes his race his superior. Not just "I'm British, so I'm better." An actually racist character who refuses to wrestle black people.

And I'm not saying it'd be good.

Vickie Guerrero's character is essentially that.

Not in this era...but in the 80's and of course in the Attitude era I think that would of been HUGE! Would be "cheap heat", but either way it would be intense heat.

Have they ever done a "Mafia" type angle? Where they actually hold true to the Mafia ways, even as far things like getting your thumb remove if you disrespect the family, yadda yadda yadda?

I wouldn't put the FBI in this category, because I would of like to see it go a lot more extreme.

Original Nation of Domination. Farooq would aways say on tv he wasnt getting his titles shot due to the color of his skin, and followed Malcolm X motto, by any means necessary.

Blasphemy! Rip up the and burn a bible! Crucify somebody upside down! Burn American flags!

I'll give you that. But that's sort of reverse racism. It's all race-related. But what about someone who isn't angry about the way they've been treated, but just hates a certain type of people?

Noid is talking about real life in your face racism. Like someone like Triple H letting it be known in the public that he won't wrestle someone like R-Truth simply because he is black. And that he hates "so and so" because they are black, etc. etc. Not wrestling twist on how to handle a racism angle.

Have they ever had a religion war angle? Like Muslims and their Quran vs Christians and their bible?

Man I think back somethings and think how big it would of been if Slaugther would of burned the American flag instead of just Hulk Hogan's shirt like he was suppose to.

Tag Team Iron Men Match

oh wait

Here we go, and it will never happen.

A true inter-promotional war with the two biggest current companies. One big pay per view shot.

TNA vs ROH

oh wait

xero, do i need to remind you of what happened to paul bearer @ GAB04? conceticide?
youngfly.. two words: mohammed hassan. he also mock-beheaded taker. i was there live for that. it was creepy.

and seeing as how i'm technically a housewife with too much time on my hands, i'd love to see taker nude. that would shock me. so would cole getting fired.. or having to join the miz/vince kiss my ass club.

I'll wait.

A. It was oatmeal and B. he wasn't killed, he only had internal injuries.

Hassan was not creating a religion war. He took the same approach Farooq did, of him being kept down because of his race and 9/11. That isn't a religion war.

i stand corrected then. lol...

I will say, Hassan's character did get back into watching wrestling again. He was gold IMO, then he was gone.:foc:

There should be a video game angle where instead of settling things in the ring, the settle it by playing each other on the newest edition of Smackdown vs Raw. They even televise the match and everything and treat it for real. Then whoever loses gets mad and hits the reset button and calls "DO OVER! THAT DIDNT COUNT!"

Zach Ryder would be the Do Over guy, no doubt.

I was thinking Alex Riley, but then again Alex Riley probably thinks video games are for dorks.

We've seen a penis

We've seen a few penises

lol

Colonel DeBeers from AWA or UWF, unless you mean a real life racist who wrestles as a character who is racist since DeBeers in real life wasn't a racist.

Only reason I remember about him is because of ESPN Classic showing old AWA and UWF shows.

Triple H losing a feud.

Vince exploded. Some one did it...I guess. We never found out due to a real homicide. Someone should do a kidnapping angle.Not a gay one like Samoa Joe. Have a wrestler's girlfriend get taken and have the kidnappers send in videos of themselves with her tied in a chair,asking for demands etc. for weeks(this works the best if he's a champion."The belt or the girl?"). Have them rock some kind of masks. Make sure they're like halloween masks or something as not to look like terrorists. Then to avoid charges or jail time have the girl in on it with them and screw over her onscreen boyfriend. They could have a camera go along to find her with the BF. Book it.

they do a "Cribs" edition of Raw, and Cole has a hand dug well in his basement.

They did that. It was called Jericho's first world title win. HHH hit the reset button. And by "reset button", I mean Earl Hebner.

I'm fairly certain that the Undertaker killed Muhammad Hassan.

they did simulated attempted murder when Brian Pillman aimed a gun at Stone Cold when he broke into his house.

Kerwin White comes to mind....

A pedophile that's after Rey.

HHH-Batista 2005 :nono:

http://knokxproentertainment.mybigco...images/vw2.jpg

with this guy spit blood to others..

Incest, like vince ans stephanie or linda and shane that would be creepy!!!

How bout actual sex, not just stimulated.

Only if Big Show is the pedo.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_B1HzWSIFSb...600/smack3.jpg

Someone posted a video of a match in Japan where the loser's manager got fucked or something, and they really did, right in the middle of the ring, fans reacting and everything.

Durn, got to it before I could.

Yeh, Col. DeBeers was a South African Arpetheid guy whose gimmick was he was a giant racist. He refused to wrestle Jimmy Snuka due to the Superfly being a coconut-slurping "Lesser Race", which led to a bunch of Coal Miner's Glove matches that were pretty bad. Or sorry, they were "African Diamond Miner's Glove" matches. :shifty:

Probably not it, but still...

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Per Vince Mcmahon's dvd he recommended himself to be the father of Steph's child.Steph,Trips, and the rest of the world said no.:nono: Vince is a sick puppy.

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...the jokes so old now that bored me 'fixing' that.....:|

Black WWE Champion.

Japanese WWE Champion

Hell... let's just say there will never be a minority heavyweight champion on the Raw Brand.

Booker T/King Booker as WHC doesn't count?

One word.... Nazis. You think as tasteless as the WWE has been at times, they have never done a Nazi style stable of germans.

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There will pretty much be some example of anything anyone thinks to put here. Let's face it...

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(couldn't find a non TV intro version worthy to put in here.)

Hilarious how the japanese crown pops when the guy cums on that chick's leg.

bajiner

Someone who uses drugs on the way to the ring. I mean like actually getting high off drugs not just having them come out and take a couple of Aspirin. I mean smoking pot,Snorting coke,Shooting Heroin,popping pills and so on.

wow lol

a British World Champion.

Aside from what was the obvious purpose of that "match", other highlights include:

-The guy in the crowd with the "FUCKDOWN!" t-shirt in the old SD! logo

-The submission on the first fall... or even that weird, sideways ankle-lock. Seriously would be great if we saw more stuff like that in mainstream wrestling. Granted most of the wrestling was shit, but they get the benefit of the doubt seeing as how it was obvious they weren't really wrestlers. Wasn't much worse than your average divas match of the lesser experienced women. Just more nip-slips.

-The ref. From calling when both guys are "in" to going around with the mic afterwards like an I Quit match, I thought he was funny.

-The Terminator music and pose. Would have been funnier if he asked for clothes, boots, and a motorcycle, but we know what kind of riding was gonna take place.

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Ugh. I really enjoy Wade Barrett but if this turns into a "this is the first British World Champion in WWE history" it'll be sickening.

I take it you would have rather it have been Regal?

Anyway, how about Siamese twins wrestling.

Every match is a handicap match, in more ways than one!

My latest e-fed character were Siamese-Twin wrestlers. One half was a goody two-shoes face, while the other was a foul-mouthed alcoholic heel. Nevertheless, they wanted to be a tag team, but were continually denied because of the fact that they couldn't actually tag in or out of the ring.

Kerwin White used to say "if its not white, its not right" and I remember a Kurt Angle promo in 2005 where he said he "wasn't a big fan of 'the black people'". Racism has been done, just in a 'joke' way though.

Domestic violence angles have already been done as well with Chaz. I'd say no boundaries are left to cross now.

I'd mark out if Wade Barrett becomes world champ. Still Regal should of been first British champ.

One day Mason Ryan will be the first Welsh WWE Champion. He's already FCW Champ.

I hope to God there's never a champ with a last name for a first name.

A wrestler with brittle bone disease.

Time travel.

What about a man with two first names?

Wasn't that done in WCW? A team came from the year 2000 or something and Dusty Rhodes was president.

It was 2002.

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:rofl:

A paintball gun match.

Hmmm...... I'll allow it.