Predictions for Surprise Raw 900 Guests/ Alumni
 

I think we'll get the standard comedy routine from Mae Young.

Trish Stratus will make the save for Melina against LayCool.

The Rock will have a taped message.

Anyone think we'll see Good Ol' JR?

I predict nobody, because it isnt a special occasion at all. Could probably understand someone showing up for the 1000th show though.

Maybe Austin will make a guest app, stunner Vince, drink beer, etc.

Yeah, I'd tend to agree, but the way they're advertising it, it's got to be something right. I guess they figured they're about 2 years away from 1,000 and wanted to blow their load early.

True.

Maybe a HHH comeback?

I had a dream last night that Nexus beat up Cena and challenged him to another match, but this time he couldn't put a team together.

He was all "Woe is me! Will no one help out poor John Cena?!"

But then he ran into STEVE BLACKMAN. Blackman was all "I've got this" and then proceeded to go to the ring and destroy the Nexus single-handedly.

I heard Steve Blackman killed his own shadow for following him too closely. Can this be confirmed?

JR will not be there

I think Mae Young died.

Also, I might just reveal myself as GM.

None of them, there is only one man who's accomplishments outshadow the 900th episode of RAW itself.

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Did you have a wet dream?

I was about to ask you this.

Yes it is true. He also did a roundhouse kick that was so fast that his foot broke the speed of light,time traveled and killed Amelia Earhart in mid air.

she's alive

I doubt many former past names will show up.

I can see a title change, though. Still going to be a 6 pack match at the PPV, so if Sheamus loses to one of the guys, not a real change in the match.

GM's going to be revealed.

If he's not then it'll officially have jumped the shark just because of how long its gone on with no real build.

I hope all of these things happen

Will you riot otherwise?

No, I'll just steal Providence Peep's seat

It might not be camera side, you probably wouldn't like it.

This.

Lex Luger will return in the Lex Express bringing the mirror he used as the narcissist to bequeath it to cody rhodes..only to be told that him and the mirror are not relevant anymore.

Hell they might just say "you want to relive the early days of raw?, then buy raw: the beginning seasons 1 & 2" and that will be all the nostalgia for the 9ooth episode.

Norman Smiley is going to show up and give Cena the big wiggle.

Then Scotty 2 Hotty will bring out the worm.

Shouldn't this be a 3 hour RAW out of all 3 hour RAW's....

It's on the same side as the hard camera. Sorta sucks. :(

Jump in front of the camera and be all "Sup?" to the camera operator.

We'll find out who the new gm is.

:wave:

Or I could try to bribe him, because everybody's got a price :|

Bribe him to do what?





















....oh....

I think NBT's original post is probably the most accurate. + The usual Austin/Stunner thing.

What if the new GM is this guy?

http://www.wrestlingvalley.org/wp-co...ene4grande.jpg

Yeah, I know that won't happen

We should probably have a thread just for that meeting.

IRS... Doink.... they usually show up to these things right?

Steve Blackman can move an immovable object.

I hear he can also slap a tornado. WITH HIS BEARD.

I heard he dried up the seas on Mars.

oh yeah?

The U.S. doesn't want a wall to keep Mexicans out of the U.S., the Mexicans want a wall to keep Steve Blackman out of Mexico.

This should become the official Blackman thread.

Also: I hear he wont be on Raw 900 because he's not suitable for small children.

Sgt. Slaughter usually appears on shit like this. Maybe Roddy Piper.

You know the usual routine of legends.

I have to buy a new TV everytime Steve Blackman appears on it, because it shatters from awesomeness.

Is this really a big deal? Im on that side also. Im not that concerned about getting on TV, LOL.

Peep is.

Well if Orton got injured in Jersey last night, Im wondering what happens tonight.

Kind of dumb to have these guys wrestle right before one of your bigger shows of the year.

PS I follow Orton on twitter and he hasn't posted anything about it.

Besides the usual assortment of legends (Sgt. Slaughter, Roddy Piper, Jimmy Snuka, Dean Malenko, IRS, etc.), many of whom work for the WWE, I'm hoping that there are some "big surprises."

The Rock did a taped segment for SmackDown!'s 10th anniversary. Would it be out of the question for him to do another one for RAW? I could see Stone Cold Steve Austin, Triple H, Shawn Michaels and Jim Ross even appearing via some sort of montage talking about how important RAW is. I'd be surprised if there was not a McMahon sighting, by the way.

A McMahon signing what?

I meant to say "sighting." Sorry.

The Million Dollar Peep is born.

I'd fully expect at least one "Damn" segment. Maybe a 1 night only E&C tag match? Maybe Punk recruiting a new person into SES?

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Jake's full of shit. He's only retiring to speed up his induction into the Hall of Fame so he can get the check they give you for agreeing to sign your life away to Vince. With this check he will buy a $500 crack rock.

Only CM Punk can save him now. Jake is quickly balding as it is, so he might as well get the rest of his head shaved. I wonder if Punk saw Jake's "retirement" speech.

Jake's drug test results would be a great WWE book.