funny wrestling names...
 

found this on another board. Loved it... http://www2.fanscape.com/wwe/namegen.html

if i were a WWE Original, I'd be called "The Iron Iron".. NICE!

Cool. I'd be "Father Time." :)

I'm Spoon Man.

Frank Wildman Asswipe :wtf:

or

Camel Toe Francisco

ha. these this things are so amazing.. i think my new fav name is "Chief-Knock-A-Homer" or "Ankle Biter"

p.s. that album is funny stuff..

My full name is Helga From Hell.
My dad is either Sgt. Smash Nuts or Ankle Biter.
My mom is either The Aggressive Detective or The Beaver.
My sister is either Ragin' Asian or He Ate Me.
My roommate is either The Aggressive Detective or The Juicy Juice.

What a strange program...

Pale Rider :( Sounds like I'm a gay porn star.

Using my screen name, though, I got Crunk Funk Arafat. So I'm apparently also a rapping PLU leader.

I could have sworn I've seen this before.

I put my real name in.

Harry Hoodlum Hornsby

^^You think you sound like a porn star
Dr Frankenstump

Mine said Legend Killer



Nah, just kdding, it's Lighting Lawrence.

^^directed at Nowhere Man
My girlfriend is El Macho Abogado

Just put in John Cena's name for kixx and it came out with Mrs Crabtree

Uh, i'm Electric Squat-Trust. :o

Me: Sheriff Beef Buster

Wrestler's NEW names!: (I used both fake and real names)

Undertaker (Real Name): Chief Knock-A-Homer
John Cena: Mrs Crabtree (THAT is scary)
Shane: American Justice
Kurt Angle: He Ate Me
Paul Heyman: Crunk Funk Arafat :lol:
Vince: Johnny Incision
Hunter Helmsley: Chick In The Mall
Triple H's Real Name: Warlock 2
Hulk Hogan: The Great Cross Dresser :rofl:
Randy Orton: Camel Toe Francisco :shifty:

my real name: Bubba Bob Hunkleberry
Funky Fly: Johnny Incision
Sir Fly: Dr Frankenstump

General Awareness

"Time Is Money", I guess I'm filling in for JBL

Pee-Wee Rock - Im shocked beyond belief im 6'3 for christs sake

Well, the Rock is 6'5, so you are smaller.

Me: Eugene Higgins MD

Baron Von Sushi

Aggravated Assault.

How'd they know?...I pleaded no contest to that.

<font color="#99CCFF">Cyclops Shane</font>

Chick In The Mall WTF

Both me and my girlfriend are named "Pale Rider"...how odd. My screenname gave me "Wound Salter," which sounds like some lightsource from Diablo or something.

If I were really a wrestler, however, I'd use the name "Constipated Mathematician".....long story.

<font color=969696>Lord Of The Ring</font>

does anyone have that WWE Originals album?

steve austin is Ms. crabtree

i got cyclops shane and chick in the mall i think its random

oh and rivers cuomo is electric squat trust

<font color="#99CCFF">I went to see how random it is, using the same name gets the same result.

Using my gf's name a couple of times (on seperate page loads) gave same results, so there's got to be some formula in there...</font>

The Kamakaze Kiwi

Krazed Weiner Dog :rofl:

I am: Helga From Hell or Sheriff Beef Buster depending on the variation of my name used.

Wait... I got that one too

*hires Clarence Mason to sue your ass*

My name- Deputy Dong
Slim- Aggravated Assault
SuperSlim - Prince Ted

Baron Von Sushi

From my real name...

...J.U.G.S.

:cool:

I'm 'Pale Rider' or bizzarely 'American Justice' which is really strange as I'm from Scotland!

Vanilla Thunder

One of the coolest names I've seen, and this is in TEW, "Air Attack Weasel."

Real Name: The Aggressive Detective
Middle Name/Last Name: Warlock 2
First Ewrestling Character (Extreme Machine): Aggravated Assault
Second Ewrestling Character (Pieper Runoff): Sgt. Smash Nuts
Third Ewrestling Character (Rurouni Fantoma): Cyclops Shane
Dad: Left Eye Spy
Mom: Mr. Loverboy :shifty:
Sister: He Ate Me (no comment)
Step Brother: Pitchfork McGraw
Singer of Superjoint Ritual: Crazed Weiner Dog
Legendary Axeman of Slayer: Pale Rider
Brian Warner's alter-ego: Father Time Whackjob
Brian Warner: Frank Wildman Asswhipe
Jerry Lynn: The Beaver
Bob Holly: Big Bird of Alcatraz
Barry Horrowitz: Lord of the Ring :rofl:

Ok I don't think I like this, mine came out Atomic Wedgie
But these are pretty good
Stacy Keibler: Chaz Lovely
Trish Stratus: Ragin Asian
Molly Holly: Sgt. Smash Nuts
Eddie Guerrero: Bubba Bob Hunkleberry
Booker T: Guido Graziano