"Drawstring Double Dong Dildo Bag in Starry Night Blue".


Intentional or accidental?

Edit: Probably intentional because someone looked up that product on Amazon and the single review says:

All of those are Hitman missions.

Carradine will voice the villain

Looks too action based. The mixture of the music used and the fact 47 is just walking straight up to peoples faces and killing them seems a bit un-Hitman.

Grand Master – You completed 100 challenges – 150G
Reach for the Stars – You completed 50 challenges – 50G
The Russian Hare – You performed 47 headshots using a sniper rifle – 20G
A Taste for the Game – You completed 10 challenges – 20G
Heavy Burden – You infiltrated the mansion and assassinated Diana Burnwood – 10G
Kingslayer – You fulfilled Birdie’s contract and eliminated The King of Chinatown – 10G
Chamber of Secrets – You located the hotel room number 899 – 10G
Catch a Ride – You boarded the train and escaped the Chicago PD – 20G
Forepost – You assassinated Wade’s men in Chinatown – 10G
All Bark and no Bite – You assassinated Wade – 10G
The Bartender Always Knows – You questioned the bartender – 10G
Signature Weapons – You re-gained your signature Silverballers – 10G
Like Stealing Candy From a Baby – You circumvented Lenny’s crew and secured Lenny – 10G
Not Worth It – You left Lenny in the desert – 10G
Step Into the Light – You found your way through the mines – 10G
A Heavy Blow – You assassinated the facility leaders – 10G
Faith Can Move Mountains – You have defeated Sanchez with your bare hands – 10G
The Killing Fields – You eliminated the Saints – 10G
Jailbird – You infiltrated the courthouse and accessed the jail – 10G
Hour of Reckoning – You caught up with Skurky – 10G
True Form – You visited Tommy the Tailor and acquired a new suit and gloves – 10G
Destroying Something Beautiful – You assassinated Dexter’s assistant, Layla – 10G
The Final Countdown – You assassinated Blake Dexter – 10G
A Personal Contract – You eliminated Travis and fulfilled Diana’s contract – 50G
Absolution – You completed Hitman: Absolution as a professional – 50G
Jack of All Trades – You collected all 20 play styles – 30G
It’s All in the Wrist – You successfully performed a lethal throw – 50G
Information is Power – You collected all evidence – 30G
Thumbs Up – You liked a contract – 20G
Damage Control – You contained a situation gone bad – 20G
Set for Life – You earned 1 million contracts dollars – 20G
Self-improvement – You bought an upgrade for a weapon – 20G
First Contract – You completed the Creating Contracts Tutorial – 20G
Blood Money – You completed the Contract Basics Tutorial – 20G
True Potential – You unlocked a technique – 20G
Partners in Crime – You played a contract made by a friend – 20G
Competitive Spirit – You created a contract competition – 20G
Contender – You participated in a contract competition – 20G
One With the Shadows – You escaped the attention of an enemy – 20G
Silent Assassin – You achieved Silent Assassin – 20G
Inconspicuous – You remained undetected throughout a checkpoint – 20G
Whoops – You made a kill look like an accident – 20G
One of the Guys – You blended in and fooled someone – 20G
Rocksteady – You executed a point shooting with at least 3 kills – 20G
Under Wraps – You hid a body – 20G
Sandman – You subdued a person – 20G