Juan Cena making debut
 

From PWInsider:

A number of WWE live event cards have been updated to reflect that "John Cena's Mexican Cousin", Juan Cena, will be replacing John Cena. So, that's how they will get around Cena being "fired" but still working house shows. You have to wonder if he'll be wearing a Lucha mask.

http://www.thegarden.com/events/wwe-raw-world-tour.html

THE RAW SUPERSTARS RETURN TO THE WORLD MOST FAMOUS ARENA - MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
- IN NEW YORK, NY - WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!

See your favorite WWE Raw Superstars...

Main Event:
Fatal Four Way Steel Cage Main Event for the WWE Championship: Juan Cena (John Cena's Mexican Cousin) vs. Randy Orton vs. The Miz vs. Wade Barrett

A very special Piper's Pit with Rowdy Roddy Piper!

Michael Cole to be there with some very special messages from the RAW GM!

Also, A 12-Man Battle Royal- where the winner faces Daniel Bryan later in the evening for the United States Championship!

Battle Royal Participants: Zack Ryder, R-Truth, John Morrison, Vladimir Kozlov, William Regal, Alex Riley, Justin Gabriel, Goldust, Primo, Ezekiel, Ted DiBiase, Heath Slater

Mark Henry vs. Sheamus - New York Street Fight

Melina/Eve vs. Alicia Fox/Maryse- Santa's Helper Diva Tag Team Match

Goldust vs. Ted DiBiase

Santino Marella/Vladimir Kozlov vs. The NEXUS- WWE Championship Tag Team Match

Ezekiel vs. Zack Ryder

LOL

Holy......shit.

Good to see Primo getting a push.

Please keep this off television. PLEASE.

lol

Hope someone records it and puts it on youtube.

Should have had him as Mr. America

It was me all along!

So now there really is a yellow Cena too? Why not just book black Cena in white Cenas place?

Mexicans aren't yellow, stoop.

Best thread ever.

John Cena is still supposed to be wrestling Sheamus here this sunday.

Oh yea. I forgot. Yellow Cena would be Asian and as well know, those guys dont last long in the WWE.

Juwan Cena (Darren Young)

Yan Cena

Jän Cena, the european version.

John Cena's ghost-busting cousin, Egon Cena

Too perfect. Well done ABT.

Going to go out on a limb here, but I'm assuming if all else fails that the WWE will bring out the debut of Han Cena? What a horrible sounding gimmick that is. I'm sure he's a straight shooter that always shoots first and then asks questions second.

NO PUEDAS MIRAME

ES MI TIEMPO AHORA!

I mark'd

Matthew Cena
Mark Cena
Luke Cena
John Cena

The Apostlenation

And Droford has officially killed it.

They should let the man rest

They should have brought him back as J.C.

Cross-Dressing as Joan Cena

Anec Nhoj

you cant say him

If he doesn't come out in a lucha mask, the gimmick will be DOA.

If we get Cena to say that you think he would go back to the dimension from where he came from?

Chapionship

Damn Gm.You beat me to it.lol.
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Soooo what would some other superstars alter ego's be? How about Jim Morris...nevermind.

Extra points if he comes out on a "Juan Deere" lawnmower with his "John Deere" merch on.

Was about to say, this would be kind of brilliant if it was Darren Young. Getting heel heat by using Cena's name for his own personal gain.

Droford and BizarroKing having amazing dialogue.

Fucking Droford with his Apostlenation :nono:

Yup, he's doning a mask for house shows. Sweet mercy.

PG Cena

Pics out there?

5 pesos shuffle
AA = Amigo Adjustment

STFU (Selling Tacos _____ ____)

Selling Tacos For Umberto

God, if this gets to TV, it effectively ruins one of the best angles in years.

So he took some time off to get a tan or something?

No to rescue his cousin from Mexico, then make him wrestle while he's with his family.

LOL what

I want Juan Cena to be this stereotypical Mexican.

Some segments like mowing lawns, cleaning pools, picking oranges, hanging out in front of Home Depot, etc.

He needs to wear a shirt endorsed by Chiclets, a matching poncho, and a sombrero down to the ring.

http://dir.coolclips.com/People/Peop...s_peop1175.jpg

You can't see me!

J'onn Cena

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/4509/jla7.jpg

As much as I appreciate what you did there, that couldn't happen- for that would mean:

a) he would have to form a tag-team with Chewbacca, and tag-teams are a no-no right now in the 'E, and...

b) Chewbacca is pretty much limited to a returning A-Train.

Yeah, do this on house shows to keep his advertised dates, don't fucking bring it to TV. The heat this is getting would be destroyed.

RofirdDEified. Luke wasn't an apostle those are just gospels

I am kind of curious to see how they handle this, is Cena going to have a completely new look, like a costume or what, I know he will have to have a mask for sure.

I used to be a fan of Juan Cena back in the day so this should be good.

Somehow That Fuckers not Un-employed...i know i added an N, but its late, and im tired.

I'm dreading this character. If it was Juan (insert surname here) not Cena it would disguise Cena well.

Will we see the return of Juan Deere?

Thedamndest would approve of an A-Train return. :y:

God, you guys are such a racist people. Next your gonna suggest things like having him wrestle in a Pinata in a pole match :shifty:

PINATA PINATA PINATA!

Nah, bottle of tequila on a pole.

His "You can't see me" skills might come handy when crossing the Rio Grande.

http://katysconservativecorner.typep...rio_grande.jpg

Holy shit Sixx....

Next thing you know they'll have a General Manager called Lock Jaw...

John Cena's arcade game counterpart Tron Cena.

Is he the one that's related to the 5 greatest rappers in the world? You know, Dy-Lan Cena?

:lol:

Todo Americano!

i met A-train at a Del Taco back in 04 or 05 by the University of Arizona campus..lol..it was awesome

I havent been to church in 14 years..sorry

Juan Cena, leader of SiNation http://twitter.com/#!/JuanCenaWWE

I didn't know we had so many comedians here at TPWW.net/forums

Juan being a smartarse, there's something new.

I liked the Mr. America angle.

You and me both.

I still like you Juan.

This might end up like the Dudleys with all the different versions since Cena now has regular Cena (with or without the superman powers), Black Cena, and now Juan Cena.

Oh, we have more than three.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1..._2D00_cena.jpg

Clearly, Juan Cena is just another clone.

remember The Mexicools?

besides, Hoot And Toot Guerrera was a million times better than Juan Cena could ever be. "SEE THOSE PEOPLE? THEY'RE WITH ME..THEY KNOW, THEY KNOW"

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_s3CEKuJPGo...ena_mexico.jpg

lol wow

LOL

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LOLLLLLLL

hahahahahaha seriously what the fuck!

What the fuck is this?

ROFL Juan Cena is a heel

this guy needs a contract.

This is going to end up as bad as Superman Red & Superman Blue. Pun intended.

UNLESS...

We also get a Cyborg Cena (Someone coming out as Prototype) and a kid Cena, and WWE re-enacts the "Reign of the Supermen".

And some massive, roided up, masked heel breaks Cena's back... wait, I'm mixing... fuck, nevermind. ^_^

Xero, that was fucking brilliant. Thank you for finding that on YouTube.

We'll see the debut of a new Cena each week...and they will all win their matches against the Nexus members...

I remember back in the early 90s when Savage was pushing for reinstatement to take on Jake Roberts, I had tickets to a house show advisertising "Mr Macho." By the time the show actually came around Savage had been reinstated, but it was still funny as hell.

From Cena's Twitter:

CeNation. Just received western union tellagram via carrier pigieon from mexican cousin Juan. Apparently he just got hired by wwe..., And would like me to watch his first match tonight in salisbury md. I got nuthin but time on my hands. Ill be there!

Apparently Western Union in Mexico is a carrier pigeon service.

Only for "tellagrams" and 1st class post. It is Sombrero runner for everything else.

Why are people saying to keep this off TV? I think this would be fucking hilarious.

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If they're going to do this on TV, I say go all-out like the Machines back in the 80s.

Juan Cena, Jorge Orton, Gerardo Barrett, El Espectáculo Grande, etc.