Make me an Ezekiel Jackson fan.
 

I bet you can't, because he fucking sucks.

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Some guys in a chat room were talking about big Zeke and that they think he's gonna become King of the Ring.

I told them that it looked like his brain was leaking out of his head cause he didn't have a skull bone.

His theme song is amazing, but the buck stops there.

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This was Zeke's best character. Basically a silent type with a great knowledge and quirky character playing contrast to the high-energy Kendrick.

Nice Kendrick promo. Zeke did nothing for it.

They should have Zeke in NeXus.

He definitely needs to go heel, that's for sure.

His match with Christian at the Royal Rumble was the best match on the card (aside from the Rumble), but that probably had more to do with Christian.

He made a decent heel, but he seems pretty terrible as a face. He needs to seriously stop smiling all the time. In fact, stop smiling at all. Looks goofy as heck when he does. Also, he needs the full beard back.

::waves magic wand::

You are now AN Zeke Jackson fan!

He gets hit over the head and starts to think he's the son of Ahmed Johnson complete with incomprehensible promos, theme music, attire and finisher.

uh..maybe that wouldnt help out that much, but it would be something

Let's make a quick comparison.

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He's the wildcard in the King of the Ring tournament!!! The other contenders don't know anything about him!!! He's a mystery to everyone!!!

you're both African Americans

perhaps there can be some sort of solidarity between you

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But we all know that's current WWE logic.

Smiling like a crazy person = Face

Some examples:

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And the worst offender....

SPOILER: show

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He hits like a truck, he's huge, and he moves. He has nothing but potential.

Would be more likeable if he had a personality and a non-generic big guy move-set.

His theme song is all you need.

lol

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Someone seriously needs to make a Zeke/Ahmed mashup theme.

More like GAY-anese.




lulz

He does have badass theme music if nothing else.

I would agree with Lock Jaw that his match with Christian was pretty good. Other than that I can't remember anything he's done, but to be fair he was out for a long time and doesn't get much time now.

that fued was great an i liked his ecw run. that is about half his wwe run so far, in other words i like him.

this here is what we call domination
it's a combination of skill and concentration

So rise to the occasion, do something amazing
'Cause anything that I do, I dominate it.

I really couldn't sell you on him unless I'm sold on him. All I see is a modern Ahmed Johnson.

Has anyone even beat Zeke yet since his return?

i don't think they've even mentioned him as the last ecw champion

He should start coming out with the title saying he was screwed. He was on top of the world (kayfabe peoples) and the brand just folded.

Go on a crusade claiming that he shouldn't have to wrestle scrubs and all that, because he was and is the ECW Champion of the World.

Didn't he win the ECW title on the it's very last show? I would have been insulted, personally.

I wonder if he got to keep the belt?

Tommy Dreamer probably has it...

This here is what we call masturbation, it's a combination of porn and lubrication...

:naughty:

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Not yet.

They did in passing.

That could work.

Anyway, I wasn't really impressed with his ECW run. Yes, the match with Christian was good, but almost everybody's been in at least one good match.

Ahmed's theme was pretty sweet too.

Are you talking about the Rumble match or the last ECW title match?

IMO the last ECW match with Christian was better. With that said, the guy is green as fuck and there is really no reason to be behind him at this point.

I was talking about the Rumble match, but that one was OK too. I give the credit to Christian though, since almost every match he had in ECW was somewhere between good and awesome.

I kinda want to watch that Swagger/Christian match now where Christian was selling 'nerve damage'. Great stuff there.

He is already in the Ahmed mold... a big black guy with red ring gear that's a little too small. Just change his tron to the one Xero posted and give him armbands and like 3 or 4 pairs of kneepads. Instant Sand Rippa 2.0

I asked cause I couldn't remember. I was thinking though, that since he is, and all of his matches have been squash matches, you think he could maybe be a type of lesnar/lashley carbon copy?

I mean if he blasts through KOTR, it could be a credible threat to Miz and if Miz goes over it gives credit to his character and Zeke gets a nice push out of it. In the end WWE has created another upper Mid-Card/Lower Main Event guy, and built guys up further.



That or JoMo, both guys have beaten each other, and seems still like the best fit.

He did get pinned in the Bragging Rights match, after a Mysterio botch no less.

Alright, then say it's a single's match win streak, which is what KOTR is.

I think Christian is the only person to ever pin him in a singles match.

There u have it...

I prefer Zeke when he is paired up with someone. Personally, I'd take Alex Riley out of his pairing with The Miz (you've sort of got to punish the DUI stuff, don't you?) by having Orton punt Riley on his attempt to regain the gold. At TLC, Ezekiel Jackson comes down mid-match, and dominates Orton. Jackson calmly holds Orton in a camel clutch like move as The Miz climbs the ladder and retrieves the WWE Championship, retaining.

On RAW, The Miz reveals that he has agreed to mentor Ezekiel Jackson. Jackson comes out with the ECW Championship belt, and pretty much plays the awesome silent bad-ass type and Miz's new back-up with Alex Riley out. As part of Jackson's payment to study at The Alter of Awesome, he gives The Miz the ECW Championship belt. Meanwhile, you can have guys like Jerry Lawler on commentary saying "Ezekiel Jackson could be a huge star on his own; he doesn't need The Miz." So The Miz either orders Zeke Jackson to beat them up, or gets Zeke to beat them up and toss them to The Miz to be beaten up further. William Regal can be included in this.

The Miz also gets a new WWE Championship belt, and adds it to his collection of the spinner belt and platinum belt. When Alex Riley has spent sufficient time laying low, and selling the punt -- he can return and team with Ezekiel Jackson. That would be interesting stuff, and hopefully gives Jackson some time to come along in the ring. Eventually you have the inevitable face turn for Zeke, where The Miz blames him for one too many losses, and Jackson teaches The Miz all about "Domination."

Why do you have to punish the DUI stuff?

Also, I kinda hate that idea...mostly because Zeke sucks.

Zeke is still undefeated since his return...

Zeke has a fucked up looking head....I didn't know that many rolls, hills, and divots in a person's head was possible. Looks like it's made of playdoh

He's at least a "7 hotdog bouncer".

Watch the movie "The Boys and Girls Guide to Getting Down" if you didn't get that joke. It's on Netflix instant watch.

Well, the plus side of Noid's idea is it puts Zeke in an enforcer type of role, which would likely limit him to just jumping in the ring and squashing Miz' opponents, rather than actually trying to work a match.

Maximizes what little long term use he may have.

Zeco?

agreed.