Who do you think is the star of Botchamania?
 

This is a thread dedicated to the horrible, sometimes pathetic things that wrestlers do to be in the spot light.... even if they are already there.

Ex.1 Lesanr botching the shooting star press and almost cracking his skull at wresltemania.

Ex. 2. The rivalry between Big Boss Man and Al Snow of his stupid dog.
Boss Man cut him up and a fed him to Al Snow.
"What's wrong Al? You don't like the way Pepper tastes"?

he didn't break angle's arm? did he? I saw Kurt's shoot video and he didn't mention it....

Pretty sure he broke it... I may be mistaken... wither way it was terribly done

CZW

fuck that shit, here comes mongo

no he didnt break it

u thinkin of when angle broke hollys arm during a moonsault on smackdown?

AH!!!! yes sir I was thank you for correcting me

The second one isnt a botch you retard and this thread sucks

It is a botch in the sense that it was a terribly done story.
If yo do not like it then don't post on it.

you post a title and then the explanation is wrong. a bad storyline isnt a botch u dickhead

Watch the "Wrestling" in the Tournament of Deaths and be in awe of the fact that the repetitive and retarded use of weapons (including glass light tubes) are the SAFEST things these idiots do to one another.

Just providing some insight on the definition to fuel said fire....

World English Dictionary
botch (bɒtʃ)

— vb (often foll by up )
1. to spoil through clumsiness or ineptitude
2. to repair badly or clumsily

— n
3. Also called: botch-up a badly done piece of work or repair (esp in the phrase make a botch of ( something ))

[C14: of unknown origin]

'botcher

— n

Thank you

All I have to say is know what you are talking about before you write it. I may fuck up but at least I admit it. And im not a little bitch when I type. So please for the sake of all of us here on TPWW just shut you mouth.

Excellent. Boss man and snow carried thru the storyline perfectly with no mistakes. this doesnt mean it was a good story but defo not botched.

you fuck up so much u need to apologise for some at least. i was right again, chid

chid? anyways... not they did not Did you see the kennel from hell match? watch that and shove a cock in your mouth

Instead of moaning about the description I'll just answer the question in the title, and I'd say the answer is Sabu.
Runners up would obviously include Jeff Hardy, Steiner (his promos are excellent botchamania footage) and Mongo to name a few.

Thank you very much for answering the simple question. GOD i know I should not let it get to me but it does.

god damn it I hate my co-workers

Sabu

fml

either or what ever you feel like posting

he probly doesnt know, sure he doesnt know what botch even means!!

has to be Ultimo Dragon right?

i watched it live before u were born, yeah it totally sucked ass. wasnt botched tho.

You realise u said both of these?? freak

The answer to this question is Sabu, and a very close second goes to your mother when she gave birth to you.

ya what a fuckin botch that was, even the midwife started chanting ''YOU FUCKED UP, YOU FUCKED UP, YOU FUCKED UP''

So your implying that I am 10 years old or less... even though my profile clearly states that I am 22 and your profile clearly shows a half naked man as your profile pick OH OH AND YOUR A MEMBER OF THE PENIS ON PENIS MAN ON MAN CLUB( dont believe me? check out his profile!) .. wow way to hide the gayness you fucking queer!



As for my fellow Canadian SaskatchewanChump, just stop tryin I have already made and ass out of you do you really want me to do it again.........


As for this thread I guess its done because little cock goblins like these guys wont take the dicks out of their asses long enough to give a shit about wrestling chat.

:yes:

Here is a botch that I've never witnessed/heard mention of, but check out 5.37. Lance did say in one of those shoot interviews how the Nitro logo was always slippery.

:rofl:

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good post thank you

that was a reversal u inbred clitstain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are a hopeless wanker

wow, thats just mental

the original man beast?? original man eater i reckon

Your posts indicate that you have no friends out in the real world.

ootin, its fair to say you have absolutely no clue about anythin related to wrestling. utterly clueless. and yeah i think it seems like he has nobody in real life

I was talking to you. ;)

way to change my quote

haha i knew it :) nah man dont worry about me, got some great friends in my life and its all good, blessed not to be fat and im goodlooking too so im terrific. i appreciate ur concern but u have nothing to worry about xx

chance a quote?!! what does that mean? botch? i think so

??? i think you have lost it

oh you fixed it, good stuff kid. how have u transitioned from crayon to keyboard?

yup thats what he wrote. 5 words and he fucks one up. wow

Who the fuck moderates these boards anymore??

Can we just delete this entire thread?

FFS, just trade screen names and IM each other.

please do, its been shit

ootin knows nothin about wrestling and his threads all suck

Actually, you have to watch for more than just the time he had marked there. A few more seconds into the video, Lance slips on the Nitro logo and falls down.

dont be such a fag

i hope ootin saw it so he knows what it means

so can we chat about justin gabriel, santino and a-ri? they are the future along with matt sydal

Jesus, HBPunk, shut the fuck up for once.

u have 23,986 posts and i need to stfu?! haha

23,986/4yrs u been here means u make about 125 post per week, thats fuckin sad. you stfu

Goddamn, I had nearly forgotten how shitty Mark Madden was, and you had to go post that clip :rofl: Only he could take something exciting like the biggest push of Lance Storm's life, and nearly kill it dead in the water with just the power of his overweight Asperger's-fueled belligerant rage.

another loud mouth old timer who thinks they know something about wrestling cos they wank over melina every night

lolz pure gold sir
well put insult

Total Posts: 23,987
Posts Per Day: 3.70

7 x 3.70 = 25.9

Which is about how many posts you have in this thread alone.

id love to see my .9 post in this thread

Who the hell gives a damn? His knowledge, or lack, is none of your concern and if you don't like his threads maybe try not replying to them 50+ times like this one?

Good mathematical skills Juan.... not say it in a way he can comprehend.... HB+Punk=cum gargler^10

Thank you ..... i think it was an insult but your getting the point across.

i was helping the poor wankshaft. if i wasnt here i doubt there would have been ten replies. the title attracted me but his opinion sucks ass

ooTin, it would be much easier to relate to you if you were mature about it and didn't post such homophobic or discriminatory posts. I think you both need 5 minutes in a corner somewhere.

not say it??? duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHH and what the fuck is ^10?! wanker, wanker, wanker

such a condescending assclown, typical fatass impatient keyboard warrior

I've always loved this botch for some reason. It was the very first action of Bad Blood 2003.

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HBP Homo Keeps Posting AHHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH little bitch

you. are. so. awesome. im gonna have a lot of fun with u sweetcheeks

best ever

Oh dear god I fear for my anal virginity

ootin, why are you called so? im guessing its to remind u to breathe? aside from that im out

ooTin, chill with the homophobia. Are you two going to knock it off, or am I really going to have to go back and delete almost all of the posts in this thread?

That went flying out the window the first time u slept over at your uncle's house

ok that was pretty funny outin lolz i have actually never herd that one before

dont delete them dude, whats the point in that? im done anyway. off to work in ten

truce so

im not a homophobic person one of my friends is gay... idk im just stating facts

truce

well i aint offended either cos i aint gay so its cool

bell end

well thats good because I think these other people were starting to get annoyed

erm ok

can we rename this post ootin vs. hbpunk?

there are endless threads made every day, dunno why people get bent outta shape. are we taking up some important space in internet world?? fuckin chill

no beacuse it was a squash and im tpww troll of the year so the champions name shud be first

out bitches

The problem is that every time you start arguing with someone in almost every thread you post in, it turns into a name-calling contest.

Maybe some people came in this thread to actually discuss it's original subject matter, and it'd be nice to not have to sift through you two calling each other cum guzzlers in order to do so. This is a moderated forum, and as such, it's our duty to get 'bent out of shape'. If you want to fight with each other, go to Casual or something. Or you can fuck off. Your call, really. Just don't do it here.

You'd think that after being banned like 8 times, he'd get it by now.

Really, you'd think after the 8th ban, we'd stop letting him back.

Bingo.

I know that I should not feed into his idiocy by antagonizing him with replies but he keeps fucking up my threads..... I know they are not perfect but I'm still pretty new at this and I am learning as I go.... So thank you to those who are bearing with me.

ohai guys... whudd I miss? ^_^

By the way, I really loved that Storm/Chavo match. One of my favs of all time, and that's saying something. I can truly say I remember seeing that Nitro and I actually MARKED THE FUCK OUT and likely sounded like Mark Madden at the finish. The whole thing was great from opening promo up until Nash showed up. Foolish me thinking something bigger was on the way for those guys. If only I had known the future of these two... a "dancing guy with a huge penis who's now retired" vs "jobbing furrie". Damn... what could have been...

And for the record, Mongo never botched! Not in football, and certainly not in a wrestling ring. Shame on all of you who- okay, I can't even TYPE that with a straight face. :rofl:

Biggest botch of all time is Owen Hart