Carlito's TNA Theme??
 

I have no idea how to do this so i need some help. In the botchamania thread some bloke called slickytrickyfuckface or somethin similar posted ''Carlitos new TNA theme''. Could somebody bring that post in here?! Anyway i think its so bad that it cant possibly be real. Suckydickyslaparse then neg repped me and said the song is fucking awesome.

Soooo could somebody please post it in here because i wanna know what people think? Im sure im not insane but the song is so so so bad i feel it needs its own thread and discussion. After R-Truth's new song sucked so bad that he switched back to his old theme im starting to doubt...everything

I will do this for you, my friend, but it should first be explained that the song is a parody of Rob Van Dam's actual TNA theme. Carlito is not currently under the employ of Total Nonstop Action nor does he have a theme song from them. Sit tight, bud.

Oh, and I'm also going to need some reassurance that this isn't going to turn into you making SlickyTrickyDamon (I'm pretty sure this is the poster you were referring to) look foolish.

I thought it was a bit fucking lame that they copied RVD alright, good so. now on to the song that is 'awesome'

It's fake.

no i will say nothing, i just wanna know some opinion on it. he looks foolish saying its awesome already i reckon. so i guess that job is done

i know xero, just wanna hear the opinion on it tho, its ghastly

Well now that we are on the topic. Rob Van Dam's theme song sucks more dick than HBpunk does.

I'm not going to quote where he said it was awesome. However, he did say it was awesome.

ah and there it is, more bullshit from sloppyknobcock

enjoy folks

Come on, now. Play nice. To be fair, you're a pretty awful poster and he was reacting accordingly. We don't have to go talking trash about one another. Let's bury this hatchet.

dude you are so convinced, i wanna know what other people think. i reckon u are so offended cos you made this song in your room and it probably took you way way longer than you'd like to admit, likely just sfter RVD debuted

The way you write his name wrong all the time is just as hilarious as the joke I'm now making. NOT.

Oh, and the song is terrible.

im burying nothing. im just asking a question to the TPWW Universe :wave:

I disagree with your assessment on my poster repuation. You're just jumping on that jerks CSL bs bandwagon cause of my award idea.

I'm fine with ending name calling. It's not worth my time anyways there is football on tv.

But you werent making a joke. so thats pretty much voided your whole post

Tonight at 5pm, in Puerto Rico, Carlito will wrestle Ricky Banderas (Judas Mesias in TNA) for the WWC Universal Championship, which he (Carlito) holds.

No sir. I came to my conclusion after reading this post...

That was one of the dumbest things I've ever read on the internet.

Here's the kicker, though. Just because I think you're a bad poster doesn't mean I think you're a bad person. You bring something to the boards. Everyone does. Love you, bro.

FUCK!! I totally forgot that was on, is anyone going to it?? i missed my flight. I was gonna listen to his theme on a loop all the way on the flight

I've heard the name Judas Mesias like a thousand times, but I don't think I've ever seen him. Is he any good?

You must not watch Botchamania much then. Maffew uses clips from that movie all the time using the nWo theme song with it.


I saw him on TNA with Redrum/Rellik. He was meh.

Thats fucking gold! how fucking unmercifully blunt

Carlito is smart enough to avoid TNA...right?

Carlito isn't smart

A great promo package to introduce him, the us title on his first night, a built in feud with a returning John Cena (who was just gettin really big) and that was all after his first appearance. Drew McIntyre is the chosen one?! Get fucked, Carlito was given his birthday and xmas present all at once and he shat it all out on Vince's head

You FORGOT?! OH MAN! It's only, like...the hottest feud going on in Puerto Rico today!

It all started as Carlito wrestled Booker T in July:

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Then Carlito wrestled Judas Mesias in September:

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And now today, the rematch!

The name of that title makes me think Carlito won the belt in a triple threat match against Shrek and Woody Woodpecker

Actually, great wrestlers have held that title. Wrestlers like: Abdullah The Butcher, Carlos Colon (Carlito's dad), Dory Funk Jr, "Sadistic" Steve Strong, Greg Valentine, Dino Bravo, TNT (Savio Vega), Scott Hall, Scott Steiner and Shelton Benjamin. And numerous wrestlers have wrestled for it, guys like Randy Savage, Andre The Giant and Ric Flair (in the 80's).

WOW!!! Im sure Peyton Manning played football with his mates in school too but that doesn't mean his playground is now awesome

american reference for 'you guys' too

I don't get it.

so what if those guys were there?! ya gotta start somewhere! if it aint on my tv it can hit the bricks

Who is "Sadistic" Steve Strong?

Jump to 1:42 so you can hear Steve Strong talk, cause everything before that, is in Spanish:

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i.e. you havent a clue who steve strong is

Too much porn 'stache going on there. Can't take it.

Crazy thing is, that guy still looks like that today LoL. Same 3 pound 'stache and all.

Jesus Christ is this fag hbkpunk ever bad.

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carlito is not cool.

Go fuck yourself you nazi bitch

GERTNER!

ok who's sock is this?

you wank over cody rhodes and scream 'tell me my asshole is dashing cody' as you cum. dont even think of denying it because your post is as gay as it gets

Very subtle.

Juan Cena AGAIN making comments on all my posts. its 'drivel' you asshole, not 'dribble'. now u can comment on this too. what a sad fuck

HBPunk is like a turd that wont flush.

Dixie's back...

This is fun to read.

I'm really glad your hear for everyone to laugh at HBPunk and Grablot

I swear I wanna bash my head through my computer monitor every single time I read some of these threads in the wrestling forum.