Christmas Caption Thread
 

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We'll start out with some TNA!

Smark it up, guys!

Kurt: What did you do?
Sting: Two words. ROOOOOOO FEEEEEEES!

Who's got two thumbs and needs to head to the gym? THIS GUY!

HYPER UPPERCUT!!!!

Here we have proof of time travel. Note how Drew McIntyre and Matt Hardy appear here.

Punk: "Man, now I understand how yellow shirt fan felt during my promo where I dressed up as Meth Hardy."

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The year was 1997. Jeff and Matt Hardy had just come back home after a long tour of jobbing on WWF shows, paying their dues, when Jeff stumbled upon some mushrooms growing under his bathroom sink. He, of course, ate them.

The trip that was induced was so powerful that it opened a rift in the time space continuum, which Matt and Jeff entered, unknowing what was beyond the bright yonder. When they emerged on the other side, it was 2010, and they were in Orlando, Florida.

This is their story.

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Invisible Chair Van Daminator!

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Punk decided to be a dick and reveal he actually was Jesus Christ during a RAW broadcast.

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Sting: I think my back went out.......
Angle: WHO GIVES A FUCK!? I WON A GOLD MEDAL WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK!
Ref: Guys... I think Foley's dead... Guys?

Sting: Kiss me Kurt.
Kurt: Nuh-uh.
Sting: Just kiss me.
Foley: I'm actually hurt pretty bad you guys.

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Worst. Stunner. Ever.

Kurt: What are you doing?
Sting: Whistling...
Kurt: Why are you whistling?
Sting: Why not? It makes about as much sense as having Jeff Hardy as the world champ.
Foley: Hey guys, I think my neck is broken...
Kurt and Sting together: SHUT UP, MICK!!

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Swagger: Who are you to doubt a Guerrero?

Swagger: What do you mean it's a dude?

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Robert Roode: Damn. Hulk Hogan is in TNA! How are we supposed to get ahead in the company now?!

James Storm: Shut up and open your mouth.

Roode: You really don't have to make those faces to hit the high notes of "Carry On my Wayword Son" dude...they're going to give the titles to someone else if you don't stop.

BBEEEERRRRR BEEEELLLLLYYYYY

who has two thumbs and let Micheal J Fox paint our pants? this guy
Ninja kick the damn rhino (ninja turtles reference, sort of)
Sting: WHOOO that last wine cooler was brutal!
Kurt: you serious bro? i thought mick finished all them off
Foley: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

RVD really didn't like Rhino's invisible Cello bit

CM Punk: greatest "colour" commentator ever.

Sting: "I said don't watch me! I can't go potty when someone is watching me!"

"Oh, FU..."

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Cole: Now cough. :)

[QUOTE=DeathtotheSwiss;3354895]http://www.mayociviccenter.com/photo...oney%20Inc.jpg "We won the gold! I feel almost as high as Jeff Hardy right now!"

Max- "Has anyone seen our pubes?" "jeremy-I cant grow any!"

"Finally gingers around the world will bow down to their true king. All that's left is to KILL CONAN O'BRIEN!"

In mid kick RVD's "Whole fuckin show" slipped out the side of his tights,much to the surprise of Felipe at ringside.

Sting-"Hey Kurt,Guess what?"
Kurt-"What?"
Sting-"I ain't got no panties on."
Kurt-"....."
Foley-"This is for sure going in my next book."
Ref-"Gay."

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Hey look! It's....it's, those guys!

Requirement: Use the next two images together

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__2010_____2011________2012

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:shifty:

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ProActiv Sollutions worked for us Generation Me!!!

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Punk Thinks: Do they make "I'm With Stupid" shirts that have arrows going both ways?

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The things you can win on Road Rules.

Flipping the title over to make it say M for Miz!

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"To think, that bitch Jhonny Mosley said I'd never amount to anything."

Daniel Puder can suck it!

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Oh, oh Miz!

I think I'm good.
I know I'm awesome!
I've got the looks,
Of a true champ now,
I've got the moves, that are really painfull.
I send the pain.
Straight to their skulls, fast.

I'm just an awesome champ,
Awesome champ
I'm not like JoMo,
JoMo
I'm just an awesome champ,
Awesome champ
I'm not like JoMo,
JoMo!

I make 'em boo.
I make 'em angry.
They're always jealous,
Whenever I'm around.
They see me walk,
They hear me talk,
I make 'em feel,
Like they wish they were me

I'm just an awesome champ,
Awesome champ
I'm not like JoMo,
JoMo
I'm just an awesome champ,
Awesome champ
I'm not like JoMo,
JoMo!

Cry your heart out girls
Cena isn't the champ

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Mark durring his first WWE run

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Mark while he was "Out with an injury"

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Mark after his release from TNA

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"Umm guys, why did you give me the MM CHVWbIONSHIb"

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TNA's 1st ever 3 way elimination staring contest was down to the final two. (Foleys been eliminated and gave himself a migrane in the process)

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Wait a minute! The logo on this belt doesnt match my brand new tattoo?!!

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Sting: Hey Mick! Guess what I had for lunch!
*Breathes on Foley*
*Foley collapses*
Sting:....Hey Kurt!....

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GenMe: Anyone seen our gimmick?

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Jeff: Found It!

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**Sextap shows up on TitanTron**

*Batista thinks to himself* "Shit! there goes my present for Christmas, she's already got a camera"

Mr. Swiss, I'd like to request this image for captioning.

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"FIRE ALBINO TORPEDO!"

I keep thinking this is the 'Captain Charisma Thread'. :foc:

Or a Charisma Carpenter thread? :heart:

Testing out his new battle-cry with John Cena, "KISS ME I'M IRISH!"

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Sting: Do you.....uhhh...think we'll wake him?

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Cena tries out his new body spray "Axe: Bangers & Mash"

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Darth Nefarious (seen bottom left) proved that his force powers could run "roughshod" over the WWE Universe.

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Cena: GIVE ME YOUR GAMMA RAYS!!

Orton: NEVER!!!

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Hulk Lesnar: DID SOMEONE SAY GAMMA RAYS?!?!!!?!?!

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What the hell is up with Cena's right arm? :wtf:

Gamma Rays.

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Sting: You shot your load in his mouth didnt you?

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Rhyno was impressed; RVD's Spider-Man impression had gotten so good that he could actually swing past on pantomime webbing.

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Sting's new unorthodox offense was questionable to say the least, but distracting Kurt Angle by loudly whistling the Andy Griffith Show theme at him seemed to do the trick.

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Randy Orton shook his head and tried to wake from this recurring nightmare of being attacked by a man made of beef jerky.

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Orton and Cena, tired of facing each other over and over and over, decided to give wrestling a break and instead compete in a series of funny-face contests.

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Mickie James wasn't sure what kind of hors de'ourves to bring to Christmas dinner, so she opted for seafood and provided everyone with clam.

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When the Undertaker joined D-X, the other members had no idea he would be so damn literal--or so insistent--on the whole "suck it!" thing.

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Sheamus reveals that he is not in fact Irish, but was instead born on Krypton.

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Miz is shocked and appalled that they gave him a WWE Championship Belt with one of the straps missing.

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Lawler is concerned when after having turned his head and coughed, he heard his physician say "my turn."

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Sting: Babe...

Angle: I got you Babe...

BOTH: I got you babe

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Baywatch 2010

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Casino Royale - Redux.

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So wait.... it DOESNT spin?

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TRUMP: It was me, not Macho Man. :shifty:

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WWE's next PPV concept: "Flu Season"

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Orton: Your wife's bag is quite spacious.

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Who has two thumbs and can make you tap out with them? THIS GUY!

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Cena tries to show Orton that all he wants to do is "spread the love." Upon noticing the motion of Cena's hand and his enlarged right arm, Randy turns his face in disgust for the incoming semen blast.

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Skatt and Bratt Hardy get lost on their way to The Waffle House

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Randy Orton, avid follower of The Waffle House Diet

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The Rockers want their pants back. Except for the gay bell bottoms you sewed on them GenerationMe.

Where is mah belt?!!!!! :rant:

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Maahh title says i'm the champion of M! :( :'(

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TNA isn't looking too bad right now is it Eric?

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Where be the drugs!

Please don't let me lose ever again :'(

Boogeyman: Your time has come Eric!

Bischoff: Please use more worm slime this time.

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Hardy: Pot Powers, ACTIVATE!

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Morrison was not impressed with The Little Fella String Dance.