Who's going to die next?
 

This applies only to TNA, ROH and WWE.

Make your predictions.

i was thinking of making a thread like this the other day, but the ensuing mini shitstorm and subsequent closing of it made me not do it.

but i say the iron sheik or jim duggan are getting there

Jeff Hardy

This only applies to TNA, ROH and WWE.

Jake the Snake should be your #1 answer otherwise.

Jakes never going to die, take it back:'(

Going with Hulk Hogan.

Jake Roberts is probably as close to a human pickle as you can get.

Hogan would refuse to job to death.

Scott Steiner is a good call.

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I am actually going to go with a sleeper pick...

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...ujinami/02.jpg
Tatsumi Fujinami

Is he in ROH?

ROH means nothing to me. He had been running the MUGA promotion alongside Nishimura since 2004. Upon Nishimura's exit, he renamed the promotion DRADITION. Pure catch wrestling as it was intended to be viewed by the masses. Only NJPW still offers the truest and purest form of professional wrestling this side of Manabu Nakanishi.

batista is at that "steriod related death" age, so he is going to be my sleeper pick to die next. ure gonna say no way prob, but i would have said no way if u picked eddie the day before he died. my non sleeper pick is ric flair. i dont see him making it much longer to be honest

I could see Batista. Him or Rob Terry.

I'd say X-Pac or Chyna.

I have considered making this topic on the boards for a while...but for the previously mentioned reasons, I chose not to. Regardless...

Next to die...i'd honestly have to say Jeff Hardy, Scott Hall (if he didn't get the help), or Hogan.

Oh dude, I could totally see that.


Fuck, was I not clear with my directions? I meant wrestlers currently employed by TNA, ROH and WWE.

Also I think people's fear of getting shit on for making this kind of thread was silly.

I also look forward to the first person to lose their shit over this.

Why has no one mentioned Scott Hall yet?

I'll go with Scott Hall

some people take their rasslin SRSLY and will make a stink over it and call the mods for help, but it also has to do with who the thread starter is.

Weird pick... but...

Vince McMahon.

Just due to age. I know he is in great shape, but he is still aging and stress is a bitch.

As far as the people currently in the major American promotions (i.e. WWE, TNA, and ROH), I'd say Jeff Hardy would definitely take the cake by either drug overdose or committing suicide.

Macho Man, Toaster, Tub. Book It.

The Christmas spirit is running wild in the wrestling forum.

Because it hurts my heart to think of it.

DTTS IS FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE!

Kinda want to close this thread

I'll still respect you in the morning, Juan.

Jake Roberts can't die. Don't you know the theory that if you are dying from enough ailments it's like all the death can't fit through the front door at the same time...this will explain it better...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhW2hb6cRIg

CM Punk is going to have a heroin overdose.

Mae Young.

Come on, she counts, right????

a thread about people dying.... wow :nono:

Hey, most threads are about people living. How is it fair to leave out the dead and potentially dying?

Oh come on. Wrestlers die all the time, its only fair we take bets on whos nxt.

btw adding in Jim Cornette via stress induced stroke

Good one Mofo, and I'm proud to say it fits the criteria that I set. He works for ROH and HAS wrestled in matches.

Gotta go with Jeff Hardy via suicide

I mean the writings on the wall.

Suicide? I dunno. He seems more like Jimmy Hendrix than Kurt Cobain.

I dunno outside of the fact that unlike hardy those two actually had musical talent Jeff just strikes me as one of those guys whose life problems suddenly smack into him and in a moment of "clarity" boom!

Then again you may be right and he'll OD before he has a suicide epiphany and clock out entirely by mistake.

All joking aside, it'll be Chyna, Hall, or Hardy.

I think someone heavily spiked the egg nog

Cannot believe no one said Kurt angle

Suicide? No. Death by misadventure.

Bobby Heenan, unfortunately, because of all the health issues. Same goes for Superstar Billy Graham.

For reasons I can't fully explain, I'm going to throw down on Dusty Rhodes. (I beleive he IS still employed by the McMahons.)

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Unfortunately, that's true. However, at least they lived long good lives.

It hurts my heart dammit!

His dad did have Agina. Maybe you are getting sympathy Agina. Just be glad you didn't get a sympathy broken FREAKIN' neck!!

Ric Flair.

He'd still probably just elbow drop to his grave.

Flair will old man flop onto the canvas and suffocate in his excessive rubbery chest.

Flair will do that flop right into his grave.

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Lol ROH? Just like when the wrestle, nobody would care.

That's completely fair and warranted, however ROH sees a lot of WWE and TNA wrestlers who are eithe transitioning or preparing to set their careers on indie mode. Also a lot of potential developmental guys reside there and that alone would make ROH significant for this thread.

I had a dream Vince McMahon passed away. so maybe him?..

Like Kaval. Oh wait.

dude....

has anyone mentioned xpac? i am still sticking with my pick of batista or flair...but didnt xpac try to kill him self, or od on something not to long ago? guess he got tired of fucking a dude

X-Pac was mentioned but the creator of the thread dismissed it because he is not currently working with any of the top 3 feds.
I believe he is a reasonable candidate for the next dead wrestler.

I saw Pac at a FIP show in 2007 or 2008. He had a very good match. Jake was there too and smelled of vomit.

congratulations? :-\

Okay let me try to explain. If some wrestler who is so fucked up right now that TNA, ROH or the WWE won't hire them then how big of a surprise is it when they die???

Chris Benoit fucking came out of nowhere for me. Eddie G as well. Owen Hart. If I wanted obvious answers I'd have added CZW and anything related to Ian Rotten. If I wanted easy answers I'd have just posted my predictions of has-beens who are headed to the grave.

Xpac, Jake "The Snake", any wrestler over 65, 99% of CZW, Jeff Hardy and Spike Dudley.

I'm gonna say Malenko. He is the only member of the New Japan Three left, and he did have a heart issue earlier this year.

And he currently works with the WWE.

Calm down fella.. I was not trying to question your.... uh... question... I was only attempting to explain the ground rules you had set for this thread.

I see how you could mistake my tone for "excited" because of my use of "!!!" and capital letters.