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Mr. Nerfect 12-21-2010 10:43 AM
Meet Mrs. Jack Swagger
 
Catalina White has apparently said she married Jack Swagger over the weekend:

http://a.images.blip.tv/Mixedmagazin...roject2731.jpg

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/20...a_White_12.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3243/...af9ea4d8ea.jpg

http://wrestlingtruth.com/wrestlehos...9ok847wuqp.jpg

http://i84.servimg.com/u/f84/13/64/97/94/l_8b4e10.jpg

http://i527.photobucket.com/albums/c...na_White_5.jpg

http://www.free-press-release.com/me...1212615525.jpg

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/20...a_White_13.jpg

http://media.photobucket.com/image/C...a_White_10.jpg

http://withfriendship.com/images/j/4...lina-white.jpg

http://withfriendship.com/images/j/4...-White-pic.jpg

http://www.kocosports.com/mmatn/CWTALL.jpg

http://www.fondos-iphone.es/wp-conte...lina_white.jpg

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/20...a_White_12.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__d7zzaR-7x...lina+white.jpg

http://bugehoobs.com/img/upload/cach...7e05c34b35.jpg

She makes my Eagle Soar.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hUIdIHeKhK...ck-swagger.jpg

Celebrate, Jack.

whiteyford 12-21-2010 10:50 AM
Explains his goofy grin.

Innovator 12-21-2010 10:51 AM
So thats the girl he was talking about backdooring on Twitter.

Mr. Nerfect 12-21-2010 10:54 AM
The All-Anal American.

Ermaximus 12-21-2010 11:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Noid (Post 3364290)
The All-Anal American.
American.

BigDaddyCool 12-21-2010 11:26 AM
I don't care for Mrs. Swagger either.

Nicky Fives 12-21-2010 11:42 AM
pretty damn good for a guy with a speech impediment.....

SlickyTrickyDamon 12-21-2010 12:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ermaximus (Post 3364305)
American.
American....American...American...American!

SlickyTrickyDamon 12-21-2010 12:11 PM
I'm pretty sure she married him around Wrestlemania weekend or around the time he cashed in Money in the Bank.

BizarroKing 12-21-2010 12:13 PM
Lucky SOB. :drool:

SlickyTrickyDamon 12-21-2010 12:28 PM
Holy fuck she did a sex tape! She did a sex tape! She did a sex tape!!!!

http://www.catalinawhite.com/

Somebody find this on torrents!!

Domino 12-21-2010 12:43 PM
She probably thucked hith dick.

Triple Naitch 12-21-2010 12:54 PM
She enjoys munching on his Swaggie.

Xero 12-21-2010 12:55 PM
Biff gets all the ladies.

SlickyTrickyDamon 12-21-2010 12:59 PM
Shit why didn't I use Jack Swagger as Biff in my Back to the Future parody on Smackdown 2010? I'll do it for the sequel for Smackdown 2011!

Xero 12-21-2010 01:03 PM
lol

Ermaximus 12-21-2010 01:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 3364399)
Shit why didn't I use Jack Swagger as Biff in my Back to the Future parody on Smackdown 2010? I'll do it for the sequel for Smackdown 2011!
You better damned well cast Stone Cold as Mr. Strickland.

"I wanna see your hall pass you sonova bitch!"

"My hall pass?"

"WHAT?"

CSL 12-21-2010 01:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Noid (Post 3364281)
lol pretty sure this is what she's wearing in the aforementioned sex tape.

Rammsteinmad 12-21-2010 02:09 PM
Wow.

I'm surprised WWE hasn't offered her a job.

CSL 12-21-2010 02:09 PM
SPOILER: show
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Because it took about 0.8 seconds to find

bigslimjj 12-21-2010 02:09 PM
Here it is.NSFW!!!!


NSFW: show
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CSL 12-21-2010 02:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rammsteinmad (Post 3364448)
Wow.

I'm surprised WWE hasn't offered her a job.
"Been there, done that".

Shadrick 12-21-2010 02:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ermaximus (Post 3364431)
You better damned well cast Stone Cold as Mr. Strickland.

"I wanna see your hall pass you sonova bitch!"

"My hall pass?"

"WHAT?"
I lol'd hard

Rollermacka 12-21-2010 02:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicky Fives (Post 3364322)
pretty damn good for a guy with a speech impediment.....
Think about it, if you got to use your tounge on that every night you'd have a speech impediment too. (I know I would)

El Fangel 12-21-2010 02:43 PM
One thing that her and Batistas daughter has in common is they look like they cant suck a dick worth a fuck.

Rammsteinmad 12-21-2010 03:15 PM
Holy shit! Does Swagger know his missus was fucking Randy Orton?

edyhdrawde 12-21-2010 03:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fallen Angel (Post 3364481)
One thing that her and Batistas daughter has in common is they look like they cant suck a dick worth a fuck.

Even a bad blowjob is a good blowjob.

jskinnyg 12-21-2010 04:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xero (Post 3364396)
Biff gets all the ladies.
:lol::lol::lol:

Theo Dious 12-21-2010 05:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rammsteinmad (Post 3364506)
Holy shit! Does Swagger know his missus was fucking Randy Orton?
I'm sure we've learned it but Randy is totally in the dark.

Theo Dious 12-21-2010 05:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by edyhdrawde (Post 3364515)
Even a bad blowjob is a good blowjob.
The fact that you say that leads me to beleive you have had neither.

edyhdrawde 12-21-2010 05:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tedious (Post 3364618)
The fact that you say that leads me to beleive you have had neither.
Well aren't you just full of idiot speculation.

Mooияakeя™ 12-21-2010 05:51 PM
Not bad for him.

Brigstocke 12-21-2010 06:15 PM
He's obviously putting his fat tongue to good use there.

Loose Cannon 12-21-2010 06:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tedious (Post 3364618)
The fact that you say that leads me to beleive you have had neither.
lol

Emperor Smeat 12-21-2010 06:19 PM
Was the Swagga Soaring Eagle his best man at the wedding?

CSL 12-21-2010 06:21 PM
Yes.

Cool King 12-21-2010 06:24 PM
I'm surprised that there hasn't been an "On your knees" joke yet.

SlickyTrickyDamon 12-21-2010 06:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ermaximus (Post 3364431)
You better damned well cast Stone Cold as Mr. Strickland.

"I wanna see your hall pass you sonova bitch!"

"My hall pass?"

"WHAT?"
You're a Slacker? What? What? What? What? What? What?

Lock Jaw 12-21-2010 07:39 PM
"No McMahon ever amounted to anything in the history of Connecticut!"

"Yeah... well history is gonna change!"

VSG 12-21-2010 07:48 PM
Am I the only one to know of this long ago? I had seen that tape too, nothing special.

SOCCER LEGS 12-21-2010 08:04 PM
World Wrestling Entertainment (2008)

In October 2008, White debuted in Florida Championship Wrestling during a Limbo Contest under the name Veronica Blaze. She competed in her first match in December 2008 where she was defeated by Girl From Mexico. Later she teamed up with Eve Torres and defeated the team of Wesley Holiday and Alicia Fox. She competed in the Queen of FCW Tournament which she eventually changed her ring name to Saylor James and lost against The Girl From Mexico after Rosa Mendes attacked her from behind.

SOCCER LEGS 12-21-2010 08:05 PM
not sure why anyone would marry a chick who did sleezy internet porn like that but whatever i guess.

Droford 12-21-2010 09:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SOCCER LEGS (Post 3364914)
not sure why anyone would marry a chick who did sleezy internet porn like that but whatever i guess.
At the rate things are going, you wont have anyone left to marry if you have such high standards as to not want to marry a woman who didnt do internet porn at least once..

SlickyTrickyDamon 12-21-2010 10:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SOCCER LEGS (Post 3364914)
not sure why anyone would marry a chick who did sleezy internet porn like that but whatever i guess.
Cause look at that ass....

The Naitch 12-21-2010 11:03 PM
Gold Digger

SlickyTrickyDamon 12-21-2010 11:28 PM
If she was a gold digger, wouldn't she choose somebody who isn't a midcarder?

bigslimjj 12-21-2010 11:31 PM
This thread should be called "Meat Mrs. Jack Swagger."

The Naitch 12-22-2010 12:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 3365243)
If she was a gold digger, wouldn't she choose somebody who isn't a midcarder?
she'll take whatever she can get. It was probably out of convenience, the only option she had. Of course, because I know these things :shifty:

Ermaximus 12-22-2010 11:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigslimjj (Post 3365246)
This thread should be called "Beat Your Meat to Mrs. Jack Swagger."

Johnny Vegas 12-22-2010 11:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Droford (Post 3365052)
At the rate things are going, you wont have anyone left to marry if you have such high standards as to not want to marry a woman who didnt do internet porn at least once..
Sadly, this is true. The last 2 girls i got phone numbers from later on told me either: 1) They've done a sex video 2) Have taken it in the ass and wouldn't mind it again

BizarroKing 12-22-2010 11:59 AM
I'd use her ass as a bongo drum. Just saying.

ron the dial 12-22-2010 12:01 PM
i would use her ass as a means of ejaculation. just saying.

Ermaximus 12-22-2010 12:02 PM
I'd bounce quarters off her ass while she stripped on sta...er I mean the bed. Just saying.

SlickyTrickyDamon 12-22-2010 12:04 PM
She's the Swagger whorering Eagle! :)

SOCCER LEGS 12-22-2010 01:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas (Post 3365736)
Sadly, this is true. The last 2 girls i got phone numbers from later on told me either: 1) They've done a sex video 2) Have taken it in the ass and wouldn't mind it again
the worst part about it is both of these girls were in 8th grade

Ermaximus 12-22-2010 01:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SOCCER LEGS (Post 3365813)
the worst part about it is both of these girls were in 8th grade
Are you saying that you're a pedophile SOCCER LEGS?

Rollermacka 12-22-2010 02:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SOCCER LEGS (Post 3365813)
the worst part about it is both of these girls were in 8th grade
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ermaximus (Post 3365873)
Are you saying that you're a pedophile SOCCER LEGS?
http://www.observer.com/files/full/0...ticle_nytv.jpg
Why dont you come on in here and take a seat? No, no, no, take a seat. So what are you doin here?

Indifferent Clox 12-22-2010 02:40 PM
I'm not saying I would ever get myself into that situation. But if I did I'd punch that dude in the face for being all smug. hell I'd probably be going to jail anyway.

The Naitch 12-22-2010 04:53 PM
they need to bring back "To Catch A Predator", so we can finally see Xero on national TV

Theo Dious 12-22-2010 09:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rollermacka (Post 3365902)
http://www.observer.com/files/full/0...ticle_nytv.jpg
Why dont you come on in here and take a seat? No, no, no, take a seat. So what are you doin here?
Christ... is that John Cena's high school senior picture?


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