Jimmy Perez: Supestar
 

His spelling, not mine.

Discuss the marvelous indie sensation in this thread.

Also any tips for up-and-coming wrestlers that may be in need of training.

I like where this is going. :D

Gotta love the front page...

Which of those 6 wrestlers is ooTin?

Oh wait...I forgot...he hasn't got that far yet.

3 of their 4 championships are vacant. Lovely.

haha i just noticed that he spelled revolution wrong TWICE, and hoaxes is spelled wrong too.

On the fireworks graphic, it's spelled "revoluton" and right below it it's "revoluation".

Their roster page won't load up. :(

Just noticed, it's their 'SUPEstars' page.

Thus my thread title.

You know, I know we're picking on the guy but, this is one case where the victim definitely has it coming. Him accusing others to be lying just because his own alleged experience has been different.

Still think he's either a sock or 100% being scammed by this dude with a yahoo email as his business email.

And everything I know about wrestling training comes from "Have a Nice Day" and a few seasons of Tough Enough.

http://www.texaswrestlingfederation....immy_perez.jpg

This picture was obviously taken before he learned how to bump. Nice font too.

Nice mullet. Dude needs to run some ring-ropes.

For an hour remember. With no water breaks. For one year.

Jimmy Perez = Bleached Otunga.

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If ootin is a sock I want to go ahead and apologize to Jimmy Perez for believing such stupid things about him.

No wonder they have three rings. They're made out of hefty bags.

Not gonna deny, I didn't notice that. :o

Trampoline Wrestling Federation.

No wonder they have three rings, they are made from kids toys, Look how fucking bouncy that thing is.

Must be wear and tear from all the rope running.

I have enough at home to make FOUR RINGS. Beat that Jimmy!

Oh shit was that an ooTin cameo right at the end? Coz that's what I was hoping for. :naughty:

To be fair, this match wasn't terrible. There were a few cock ups here and there, it happens. The match was okay and got the job the done.

The sad thing is, I could go and do the EXACT same match move for move, and ooTin will likely still call it shit and that I'm not trained properly etc.

It hurts my feelings, y'know? :'(

You know what though, in all seriousness, after watching those matches I honestly believe they don't teach people how to bump.

They do. But only after a year of lifting weights and running ropes.

I'm unable to watch those matches at this time.

Still assuming that ootin is a fake. Pretty sure that I, slightly over-weight with a bad back and neck, without a single day of training (aside from playing aroud when I was 16) could put on a better match than Year 2 ring-veteran ootin.

I might never wrestle again after breaking my neck but, at least it'll be entertaining.

ooTin is probably just Destro 2.0 / Kane86.

an appreciation thread.. THANKS

no wonder he doesn't teach bumps, he doesn't know how to take one himself.

Just FYI. This guy has been like a Mexican father to me over the last 6 years. I know he is not the greatest wrestler in the world, but he has done a lot of good work with young kids.

Did he touch you in special places?

did he win custody of you in a ladder match?

SERIOUS QUESTION

What kinda stuff has he done for young kids? Not asking to get bitchy etc, just wondering.

Challenge accepted....i need 6-7 months to perfect my taunts though, you know, the basics.

No he did not win me in a ladder match but that was pretty fucking funny.:lol: lolz. He has done a lot of charity work. See he was able to start up his fed with the inheritance of his fathers passing. He donates 25% of his earnings from 1 show a month to The Ronald McDonald Charity Fund. He has also done a lot of work with the big brothers big sisters foundation.

And I have said it a million times.. I am not a wrestler. I am the In-Ring Announcer for TWF.

AND those vids are from out old facility. I will attempt to get him to allow me to upload some of our newer stuff. Next time I see him.

But is that you in the vids?

Also, what year of training is in-ring announcing?

no those are old vids

and I am not the only announcer

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Did you just call God an asshole?

:nono:

CSL you need to learn how to fucking read. He got an inheritance from his fathers passing so he is pretty much set. He is a good man who likes to help others. but you would know nothing about that because you are seriously the most annoying prick I have ever met, on or off the net.

ooTin what is your ring name?

Chris Chaney, My real name

To jimmydperez@yahoo.com

Dear Latin Sensation Jimmy Perez,

I have recently been in communication with one of your ring announcers and self-proclaimed "illegitimate son" to your "Mexican father", Chris Chaney.

Would it be possible for you to make footage of Chris’s work available in the public domain? He talks about his position in your company a lot, and that you send him for autograph sessions with his replica ECW title to spread the good word about your work in TWF. I feel it is a great shame that he is not recieving the same level of worldwide exposure as other stars like Serg Anton.

In addition I am interested in training with you to be a professional supestar of wrestling, Chris says you will train me how to run the ropes and properly work out for the first year before starting on any of the less important aspects of working such as bumping. Can you give me an overview of your full course? I am specifically interested in years 3-6, so spare no detail.

Chris assures me you are a good man in regards to your work with the Ronald McDonald Charity Fund and that you will be charitable with a reply to my enquiry. I look forward to your correspondence on this matter.

Regards,
Ultra Mantis from TPWW Forums

Please tell me this is legit and you sent that.

I'm with Rammsteinmad, you had better sent that. Far too good not to.

Call me Rammy. :naughty:

I can confirm that this has been legit sent to Jimmy Perez himself.

Nice. :cool:

Does he know about the fact that Mcdonalds have spent the last 20 years exploiting third world workers?

Essentially by donating his money to them he is paying the wages of the paper pushers who exploit third world workers.

He hasn't done anything has he? really? He's to busy trying the get to year 55 where he learns locking up and the transition into a hammerlock.

A million times huh? How many times have you implied that you were a wrestler though? 2 million?



There are some inconsistencies here as awell:

Three shitty rings is limited resources? Also, isn't Jimmy rich? Doesn't he give away the profit of one show a month?

Do you set the ring up too? I know wrestlers who don't make $50 after crossing the country. You're an announcer and make $500 minus gas for a day's work?

How is it that you have so much free time to work as an announcer and support of TWF and also make a living in which you assume shadows those of people you don't know. What do you do for a living???

ootin said he wrestles a couple times a month a while back. so doesn't that make him...... a wrestler?

ooTin has also claimed to me that he makes a '6 figure salary'

Yet, you only have a thousand posts. :shifty:

I remember this.

But if this leads to the whole 'supply evidence or your claim is void', I'm happy to let it go void coz I'm too lazy to find it.

This ooTin guy is a soft fucking cunt.

that's in texas currency. cheeseburgers

He said he was an apartment supervisor or the like. There was a story in casual about him chasing a cat and getting mauled. I really wish i was making the last part up:nono:

Ootin needs to answer our questions...

I really have nothing to add to this conversation, other than to thank everyone for their contributions. I've laughed my ass off at work today reading the responses to Ootin's bullshit.

what is an in ring announcer?

that seems unsafe

This thread is great

I'm a great thread-starter. Remember that next December/January.

Mexican parents don't take care of their kids, so I believe you.