Snookie on RAW
 

From PWInsider:

TNA was very excited to get Angelina and J Woww from the MTV show Jersey Shore. Well, WWE has trumped them according to TMZ.com. The news site is reporting that top Jersey Shore diva Snooki will appear on next week's Raw.

:|

Maybe she'll suck Zack Ryder off backstage.

Maybe instead of sucking Ryder off, she can fuck off. Jersey Shore blows, and this is a lame idea from a fan perspective.

But it will draw which really irritates/doesn't surprise me.

I can't explain why but I really want a Snooki/CM Punk confrontation.

I do too.

Someone needs to photoshop Punk's face into this.

http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/.../12/snooki.gif

Fuck!

Didn't Snooki ask for a GTS on twitter recently? Hope she gets one :mad:

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Update from PWInsider:

Jersey Shore diva Snooki is slated to be the guest host on next Monday's Raw.

lol The Rock is scheduled to be live next week on Raw too.

guys do u really think this doesnt somehow end with Hornswoggle being involved? Seriously? It be like two dirty muppets making out!

i probably won't watch this episode.

What the fuck is it with Jersey Shore and wrestling.... I could care less about that show.....

Both share the same audience dude, and it is a pretty wise move economy wise. Just like it is a smart move if WWE gets Bieber to sing at Wrestlemania.

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I challenge @Sn00ki to a TANNING CONTEST on Raw. I was WOO WOO WOOing long before MTV's Jersey Shore...thus, I have the experience advantage experience advantage

This makes me want to stop watching wrestling.

BOO!!!! I hate Jersey Shore...they're a disgrace to New Jersey!

Things could always be much worse.

For example:

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So wait, Snooki is going to Raw, and Angelina is wrestling in TNA...

OMG, South Park was right, the Jersey invasion has become a reality!

DLVH84 is from NJ? Maybe he and Xero can meet up and discuss Japanese wrestling..

Too bad the Jersey Triad isn't around anymore.

This.

Yeah, I don't have a problem business-wise with this decision. It's smart, and gets more eyes on the Mania build. They HAVE to have Rock on that show. I wouldn't be surprised if they do a Snookie/Rock segment to get huge exposure of the fact that Rock is back.

With that said, I have no desire to watch it, but I will and hope for a trainwreck.

Ew, if this news is true, this sucks.

I hate this because I think Jersey Shore is a fucking abomination, but people will tune in so it's a pretty wise business move.

Probably should have read the thread before I posted...

I'm watching Raw just because of this.

I want to see Zack Ryder take Snooki to a club, and she gets punched in the face.

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Snooki wants Smoosh Smoosh

It could be great fodder for comedy though. The Rock, CM Punk, The Miz, anyone who wants to rip on her could make for a really funny segment that gets a lot of press.
She's not going to compete or win a title...I don't think...

Wow, looks like the WWE has finally one upped TNA :roll:


Side note, Does anyone think Snookie is actually attractive? I think she looks like the Stay Puftman from Ghostbusters

http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/v...hmallowman.jpg

I know for a fact legend would be down for smoosh smoosh with Snooki.

LMAO at wrestling fans thinking that Jersey Shore is below them/the product. Get over yourselves.

This is stupid and has no place in wrestling imo.

It also wont get WWE any ratings.

Will take away valuable wrestling time.

Kinda glad I'm going to the Raw the following week lol

DDP should come back for the night hes announced going into the HOF (I wish..) and give her a Diamond Cutter.

Related note..it sucks hes the last remaining Jersey Triad Member left.

Holy shit, a guy really knocked the shit out of Snooki? Why?

*insert typical IWC over reaction here*

What the fuck is a snookie?

Jersey Shore?

This makes me not want to watch RAW :( Or less enthusiastic about it..

And 'wrestling shows' may not be prestigious, but it's certainly a bit more significant than some chick who's in the spotlight for being slutty on a shitty TV show.

She'll probably get one segment. But, hey, feel free not to watch the wrestling show if you feel your high standards of taste are being compromised.

BTW they so have to call it Raw is Shore next week.

There isn't any standards at stake, I just rather not have to see her or hear her.

So you're gonna throw your toys out of the pram and not watch a show you watch every week (if indeed you do watch every week)?

Nah, I just won't look forward to watching that week as much as I usually do. I'll most likely watch it because I have nothing better to do at the time and like whats going on in RAW, just her being there is a buzzkill.

I would leave if something pops up and a friend want's to hang out (it happened today and I left at 10:30) and I just caught up on the end segment on youtube) but I dunno if that's gonna happen again next week.

Cool. Just seems like another IWC overreaction.

Hell, I didn't like half of the Guest Hosts they had - most of the ones I that I didn't know from Adam - but I didn't consider boycotting the show. And that wasn't anywhere near Mania!

Think you just came up with next week's thread title.

I'm hoping.

What is funny is she will try super hard to nail a few of these guys after the show. She will get it for sure.

lol yeah. 5min segment max and ppl are 'boycotting' lol.

Sounded like she'll be involved with the Vickie/Trish segment, going on Vickie's announcing this week.

Come on James, do you really need an exact reason?

If it draws, is it really a lame idea from a fan perspective?

Considering the IWC probably can't get enough Jersey Shore....

what is everyone talking about? WWE is fucking hip as fuck now that Snooki is guest hosting RAW

Jersey Shore is the latest craze right now and it makes WWE current and up to date. Shut the fuck up to all those that think that Jersey Shore shouldn't have a place on WWE TV. Fucking idiots. Get with the times..

It's fucking wrestling, and it is what it is. Don't take wrestling too seriously, it's wrestling for God's sakes

but yeah, Zack Ryder needs to get some airtime with Snooki and Rock, similar to Eugene in 2004

THE TIME IS NOW

Oh Naitch, didn't you get the memo about wrestling now being the pinnacle of modern sophistication?

Wrestling > Opera

This thread makes me laugh.

WITH A TEAR IN MY EYE

For the record, I'd fuck Snooki in a heartbeat. she's hott.

Wonder who she will fuck while she is there. We should start a pool.

Also, the fact that this thread went 70 posts without someone suggesting it, makes me disappointed in you all.

Somebody aware me on Jersey Shore, I have no idea what it is.

No, wrestling >>>>>>>> Opera.

3 to 2 on Zack Ryder
12 to 1 on John Cena
3 to 1 on Santino
5 to 1 on Evan Bourne
even on Batista, if he happens to be backstage

Crowd yesterday at the tapings was mixed about Snooki hosting Raw. There were a few cheers as well.. I guess it is working for WWE already.

Well, 58 posts...

Unless you meant the pool of course.

I meant the pool god damn it.

I'll be in my angry dome.

You're banned from Death Mountain

I wonder if Vince will allow her have a few drinks to help loosen up, seeing as how she's a raging alcoholic and all

A reality show about a hoard of Sammy G's.

SammyG's head will probably explode when he sees Snooki on Raw.

Heh. I'm sure he paid Scott Hall in booze, so...

The one on his shoulders? Or the other one? :naughty:

I suppose it's open to interpretation.

Maybe this "disaster" will lead to something like the formation of the NEW Jersey Triad (see what I did there?)

Snooki comes out, which prompts DDP, which leads to Ryder being blessed by DDP to carry the gimmick. Then, he'll just need an enforcer with flame tats on his skull and guy to wear a "who better?" t-shirt. Snooki provides the immediate ratings boost that, like it or not, will happen. DDP brings in the nostalgic older fans that are watching because of The Rock, and Ryder gets the rub and push into something that ISN'T related to Superstars duty.

But... who would make acceptable Bigelow and Kanyon substitutes?

Brodus Clay for Bam Bam 2011.

So wait...They're all closet homosexuals trying to prove their "manhood?"

I put forward Trent Barreta. He could use the catchphrase "Who Barreta than Kanyon?" to which the crowd would respond ":wtf:"

CM Punk.

Hate that fawking show but if it gets Ryder that much closer to the US title then there won't be any complaints here. :D

Right now, I don't believe there's any accurate replacements for Bam Bam and Kanyon. They're irreplacable.

Crusher Bam Bam Bigelow, one of the most agile big men in history, I don't think the big men today as are as agile as Bam Bam.

And Chris Kanyon, he was very innovative with offense and moves, I don't think there's anyone that can be as creative as Chris was.

Well thankfully we have Zack Ryder to accurately replace DDP, otherwise this whole Jersey Triad v2 idea would all be for naught.

But...But Punk is Straight Edge! Even in real life! Straight Edge means no drinking, smoking, drugs, casual sex and stuff like that!****


****Unless, you know, you really want to. Preaching a lifestyle about abstaining from the poisons of society and then smoking a cigarette while nailing a whore in the back of the club is totally Straight Edge.

I don't know why there was ever a (minor) fuss made about this.

Jersey Shore
A show where guys that spend too much time in the gym/tanning salon talk smack and walk around pretending to be tough guys, whilst the girls act like whores who are also tough. All presented as being "real".

Wrestling
A show where guys that spend too much time in the gym/tanning salon talk smack and walk around pretending to be tough guys, whilst the girls act like whores who are also tough. All presented as being "real".

She should fit right in.

It is pretty amusing to see the respective fans criticize eachother

This XL character is absolutely dominating this thread with sound logic and great points.