Official Raw Thread For 3/14/11 - RAW IS SHORE
 

Why in the blue hell did you delete it?

I made a boo boo, alright guys

:love:

I just want the appropriate thread to get crazy and wild in.

Gorilla juice heads

He did it, for XL.
He did it, for the people.
He did it, for Snooki.
And apparently he did it, for Zack Ryder.

I'm interested to see how the crowd is for Snooki

This could be Zack's chance for RAW time.

Looking forward to Trish back on Raw tonight. I'm sure it will lead to the rumored Wrestlemania match and won't be a full match but still looking forward to it.

Also hoping they hold off the Sheamus/Bryan match for Mania. These two have done enough over the year to deserve a spot on Mania this year.

Not expecting a Rock appearance tonight but one would definitely add to this whole Miz-Rock-Cena feud. Would give more interaction with him and the Miz after he called him out last week.

Snooki should be kept to a minimum. It's Mania season for god sakes lol

Oh good, the "Official" Official Raw Thread....I was worried I'd have to put up with the one that other jobber posted earlier.

:p

Yea we wouldn't want the product all over the media tomorrow during Mania season.
That would be disasterous for business.

Nah seriously, I'm just being a dick.

week by week these threads creep earlier and earlier in the day.

I could care less. I'm amused by the race to start it though. I don't understand why it's valued as some kind of trophy on here, but all the power to you guys.

If you want to start it, I won't close it.

1am Raw tonight. Yes. Maybe I can stay up till the end.

The U.S. title match is a double-edged sword IMO. If Bryan wins, Sheamus is without a job. We all know that this angle has been done too many times, and without good result. If Sheamus wins, that means more momentum lost for Bryan.

For fun I googled Snooki wwe in the news search and next to nothing came up other than a bunch of wrestling sites, TMZ and a small number of irrelevant blogs

Okay?

How much fun was it?

Point is the supposed mainstream press doesn't give a shit, so all this idea of the WWE having their product all over the media isn't likely going to happen.

Hey if I'm wrong, I'm wrong. Not a whole lot of press coverage on this though so meh.

Where is this shit taking place? Venue?

I really hope it doesn't end that way. This really does sound like a good T.V. match and would be for Mania. I just don't like the stipulations.

St. Louis

Snooki vs Kong tonight click her for article

The point is, you're googling something before it happens, and using that as a barometer.
Hey, I checked tomorrow's news for fun and found nothing. No sports scores either. I guess nothing is going to happen?

Also, what is your point? Do you wish to go back on your earlier concession that she is indeed very famous?
If so, just be honest. Because it's interesting that you settled for her being famous and just not "an A lister", but now, in this thread, you're taking another broad approach.

Also, you dismissed the news outlets as just wrestling sites and TMZ. Okay? What do you think they're going for?
TMZ is precisely the outlet they want to be on. Am I supposed to believe this is a waste and she isn't actually famous because this isn't on Fareed Zakaria's twitter?

It just goes on and on.

Snooki to Hit WWE's 'Monday Night Raw'‎
TMZ.com - Mar 7, 2011

Snooki is finally getting in the wrestling ring ... and it will all go down one week from tonight on WWE's "Monday Night Raw" ... TMZ has learned. ...
Snooki Reacts to Her WWE 'Monday Night Raw' Gig: “Ugh ohhhh”‎ - OK! Magazine
Snooki to Guest Star on WWE's 'Monday Night Raw'‎ - TheCelebrityCafe.com
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi: Headed to Raw‎ - The Gossip Girls
Baltimore Sun (blog) - Monsters and Critics.com
all 93 news articles »
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You also didn't try very hard. Don't let the real results get in the way of the fun

That's copy pasted what you get when you google "snooki raw" and click the news tab. Nothing more

I am so happy at the thread title + logo I feel like posting this in here even if it makes no sense:

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Jeff Hardy can be the creepy drunk uncle no-one wants to talk to.

http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com...re_293x473.jpg

Reality VS Reality tonight

http://cdn.crushable.com/files/_mikethemiz1.jpg

Ya they are all distracted by an earthquake and a tsunami.

Still crack up at the kids dancing to Jeff Jarrett's theme.

Wasn't The Rock scheduled for tonight though? I don't see any mention of it on the WWE website/Rock's facebook page. I really thought we would get a Snooki/Miz/Rock segment.

Hoping theres an angle where Snooki gets punched in the face.

I hope this is done by Jericho.

The only thing that interests me is Miz/Cena/The Rock.

The more they bury that fuck stain Daniel Bryan, the better off the US title is. He has already disgraced it enough. The only thing better at drawing cricket sounds at Wrestlemania other than a diva's match, is a Daniel Bryan match.

HHH is boring as fuck. His promos are re-runs, and he should have just stuck with the silent treatment he did when he first returned. This goes the same for The Undertaker. Shut the fuck up, go beat HHH, and sit out for another 6-8 months.

Snookie, who gives a fuck about Snookie?

Randy Orton is another guy who is stale as fuck. CM Punk is growing on me, but still, is a useless cunt.

I predict a fucking horrible Raw. That is all.

Who let you back in here?

I watched Jersey Shore for the first time last night because there was nothing else on TV. I didn't quite know what to make of it, but for the record, not every person here in Rhode Island is a guido like Pauly D.

Does anyone else here think SaskatchewanChamp would be the perfect poster child for birth control?

I'm sure we could have multiple posters on that. Pretty sure you'd be a solid second campaign.

fixed

Dwayne The Rock Johnson
I won't be live on RAW.. BUT, John Cena and I had a much needed heart to heart talk this weekend at my home. U will see it tonight on RAW...

And what, pray tell, causes you to think that? In any case, I'm sorry you feel that way.

RAW IS http://www.blogcdn.com/www.popeater....9/08/shore.jpg

sorry.

Oh and clicking all articles gets you some wrestling blogs, 2 bit gossip blogs, a ton of stories about the guy who punched Snooki joining the military, some other stories that don't talk about her WWE appearance, there is literally zero mainstream press coverage on this. I couldn't even find anything on MTV's site promoting it.


Finally do you understand the concept of getting a celeb, it's not for the after event press (what kind of after event press are you expecting?) it's the pre-event press, ie they want more viewers to watch, so the big media blitz should be before the event not after

Let me see dem tittays

I actually will probably watch RAW tonight

SHOCKING yes...

How bad do you think Snooki will get booed tonight?

Oh look, Seth82 is pretending to be hip to the current product to prove all us smart alecks wrong.

:nono:

I actually am gonna watch

I watched it since ROCK came back and will continue til WM

I never shoulda used the word smart aleck because now people will use it to make a comment about something I've written.

Ok Seth chill out. Put on your dress and relax.

and I did watch RAW regularly from like 93 til 2004

and even nowadays I flip it on every once in awhile and leave it on for abit

oh you're hilarious

That stupid song annoys me... the one that plays while they announce that cunt being there. It pisses me off.

this is hilarious.

This kid's dead.

lol I hope Rock grabs that guitar

i don't care how bad raw gets, i still always watch it all of the way to the end
(yes that includes the divas matches and i watch those because i am a diva fan)

Supreme is actually hilarious. I fucking love Supreme.

lol

haha 2-5 year olds

Wow, this kid does a better Cena than Cena does

hahahahaha love Rock

Why can't The Rock and John Cena wrestle at Wrestlemania? The Rock can sell anything!

pure awesome.

He didnt Rockbottom the kid :'(

BAM!

IS Cooking

The Rock can make any segment gold. If the roles were reversed and it was Cena and a little Rock, it would be terrible.

I'd rather they not put music behind this.

<font color=goldenrod>What idiot decided it'd be a good idea to cut to the crowd during Tron promos? They always look disinterested.</font>

This music is making the promo even more intense.

Eek. Trish Stratus in brunette hair color.

lol Coal Mine

Lol, it's a douche in a box

ahahaha Michael Cole

Really?! Cole is gold!

wtf cole :D

Hey look, Cole is in a penalty box.

:lol: @ the Cole Mine

or Cole Mine

lmao at the Cole mine.

All I got out of that Rock promo was "I'm not showing up again."

HAHAHA The Cole Mine!!

ROFL cole

Cole in a booth.. funny

I have actually enjoyed Cole the past few weeks.

that was a great promo from The Rock I thought

and Michael Cole in that box should be interesting tonight

I'm not gonna lie, I laughed at the "I bring it Via Satellite" shirt

<font color=goldenrod>The Cole Mine is just incredible.</font>

Between The Miz, The Rock, and John Cena, we have seen some of he best promos over the past few weeks.

feel sorry for Miz. he's got like no chance to get over right now