Official RAW Thread for 05/16/11 - Who will say those magic words? Who will say I quit, I quit, I QUIT!?
 

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No no no no no no no.

The magic words are really "Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho"

The miz will probably grab his phone and Tweet "I quit"

Miz should win ala Rock Vs. Mankind

How many times has a heel actually won in an I Quit match? I can only think of the Rock/Mankind example.

Chavo beat Rey in an I quit years ago

Rock beat HHH when Kane threatened to chokeslam Chyna, then Chyna turned on HHH

Its seemed crazy to say this a few weeks ago and wouldn't have believed I'm saying it but R-Truth is the reason I will be turning into Raw tonight. His heel turn is exactly what his character needed and it has been amazing the freshness he now has. He seems like he enjoys being the bad guy ten times more then when he was just doing the rapping deal.

Cena-Miz. Eh. Kinda Eh for me right now so we shall see how they spice it up tonight.

My pick for Kharma beat down tonight. Gail Kim. It has to happen sometime soon. Hopefully she is the first to really get any offense in on her before being brutalized.

I say one of the Bellas. The ones that are left are them, Natalya, Kelly Kelly, Beth, Gail, Tamina and Melina. I'm not sure Kaitlyn and Rosa are gonna be involved but it'd be cool to give them some screen time.

Over/Under on number of times server takes a shit?

I think Cena will win at Over The Limit the same way he beat Umaga in his no dq match years ago- STF with the ring rope.

However, I want to see The Miz with a kid from the Make A Wish group in a wheel chair on the ramp. Cena has one of two choices- says he quits, or the kid gets pushed off the ramp. If Cena quits, we have The Miz as the champ again. If Cena doesn't quit, we see a kid get pushed off the ramp. Winning!

A-Ri

Doesn't Riley realize he got drafted to Smackdown?

Or are we of the IWC supposed to forget this?

Not bad, A/V dept.

Riley made that package by himself

lol at "Another Zach Ryder Sign"

Hmmmmmmmmm. Kinda sounds like they're going the Mankind/Rock route............

Ah Fuck you Cole

Another 20 min Cole/Lawler segment. Great.

hmmm dead tonight..

and tonight's victim...

Did anyone see black ref touch Kelly Kelly's boob?

One of the Bellas gets destroyed by Kong. Don't know which one, they both look the same.

:roll:

Cue evil laugh in... 3...2...

Did I just see what I saw ... attacking Kharma???? WTF

Rep for you sir.

LOL she flicked her forehead

Finger flick of doom?

I'd rather Miz lost the I Quit match by passing out to the STFU ala Ausin-Hart.

That was quite interested to begin with, now getting quite bored of Kharma doing the same thing 6 times in a row.

...this Raw kinda sucks...and I never go with the whole "Raw sucks" deal, but tonight's show is brutal.

:rofl: black ref slid out from half-way in the ring once the laugh started

Am I the only one that wants to be the meat in a Kelly Kelly, Kharma sandwich? :naughty:

Someone remind me not to watch this movie.

PS guys 19 points off 15,000. Who fancies being nice?

get Rey Meeeeeeeeeeeesteeeeeeeriooooooo off my TV

Ah Rey Mysterio. So many wasted possibilities.

We gonna get some Truth mic time?

The Truth Hurts baby.

Orton is as bland in the movie as he is in the WWE...

MoFo, whoever the hell you are - :kiss:

I can just picture the production guys in the back right now.

"Hey, did we ever get R-Truth some new music?"

That must have been a fun 3 minutes in the arena.

Hey it's JBL!

ALBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Honk Honk Honk

well what to think of this..

Anyone want to take a sweepstake on when R-Truth appears? I'm saying 12 minutes from now.

Hey. Sin Caras in the front row.

Break his arm, Al!

Taco 12 pack for $10?

LOL what are the chances that the first commercial that pops up during a break from an Alberto Del Rio vs Rey Mysterio match, is a Taco Bell commercial?

Alberto Del Rio is the man

What's with the refs in the front row?

Yes, he is.

thats going to be annoying in a hurry :roll:

ANGRY BLACK MAN TALKIN'!

:rofl: R-Truth

and there's R Truth

And to think Ron Killings used to suck...

...what's wrong with this crowd? There's some reaction coming from them, but there are times where they're dead.

Bathroom break. See you guys in 20.

Please let this be the last of the Cole-King feud ... WWE, just fucking get it over with.

I think you might need more fiber in your diet.

...ditto for the whole Anonymous RAW GM...it has gotten to the point where it's like people don't even care anymore about finding out who it is...it's become a regular part of the program.

I was thinking Del Rio or Truth to go up against Cena tonight.

Punk already went tonight, J-Mo is out.

Leaves only Ziggy, Big Show, Kane, as guys I can see Miz chosing. Unless he throws the swerve and he goes himself or throws Riley in.

I like to enjoy my time in the bathroom.

I was thinking it would be Mason Ryan but showing him there makes me think not.

Oh God, how far has Swagger fallen?

i sense a Swagger face turn on Sunday.

I was thinking about ordering Over The Limit as a birthday gift to myself. But after listening to that match stip, I'll pass.

Do we have to see that again...

Should finally be King going over... two months too late. Should have gone over at Mania and ended it then.

Wow, Cole's digging up some old stuff... first the Kiss My Ass club, then the Hart/Lawler feud.

Ah. King's old music.

The Be A Star promo is the best thing I've seen all night

Another PPV. Another Punk loss. lol

In the voice of Achmed The Dead Terrorist... "I think the Miz is screwwwed tonight."

Ryder sighting.

Ryder again on Raw!

WWWYKI

"Oscar caliber" he says

If Miz is smart this will be like a Gauntlet match.

Swagger?

"Really"?

No Holds Barred with Swagger.. that wont fly

Swagger gotta be the first of like three people.

Swagger aka Michael Cole's sidekick.

<font color=goldenrod>So much for a Swagger face turn.</font>

Way to sell those shots Cena.

<font color=goldenrod>Guess lead pipes aren't a dangerous weapon anymore.</font>

So the champion that never quits outlasts a former champion, then gets pummeled by two men with a pipe only to bounce back and drive them both off.

...so why would I pay money to watch him defend his title against one of those men in an I Quit match this weekend?

That was some weak ass pipe there. :|

I hope its like Miz bringing a Make a Wish kid or something out and saying if Cena doesn't quit he's gonna beat them up like someone already said. I would cry if that happens. lol

I have a feeling Miz is gonna pull a Rock and play a recording of Cena saying "I quit"

I would like Cena to say it, but I have a feeling that we will have to deal with Cena keeping the title until Wrestlemania.

I was thinking the same thing. I'd love for him to like, just pull a Cena fan out of the crowd and start choking her. It's be hella anti-climatic though.

Cena is going to win, get over it faggots.

Miz gonna send Alex Riley to John Cena Sr's house with a <s>gun</s>laser.

"SAY I QUIT OR ALEX RILEY WILL <s>KILL YOUR DAD</s>PUT YOUR DAD INTO A COMA"

I'm still marking for Ryder on screen with Cena again. This will now be something I look forward to every Monday.

So far I got Kofi, Ryder on-screen, Truths character.

I wasn't gonna watch this when it airs here tomorrow, but I will purely for Ryder's spot :D