*OFFICIAL* WWE Capitol Punishment Thread
 

Cena = sooper gay
 

If only this was Capital Punishment so we could have Cena executed.

Looks like a pretty good card "wrestling-wise". Here's to an R-Truth win!

Here's to a Batista run-in in DC

I really hope that they squeeze in a Jack Swagger - Evan AirBourne match. I really hope that there are no diva bouts on the show and last but not the least I really hope that the Smackdown World Heavyweight Championship match gets to go last on the card.

Eh, I dunno, should be having an empty arena match in the white house or some shit.

Hey guys, have you seen this cartoon depicting John Cena, Rey Mysterio, and our president Barack Obama as a referee?


I wonder what it would be like if the superstars of WWE ran the White House press conference?

Dunno. But I'd bet it would be as racist as that caricature.

I actually am sort of intrigued by this PPV. I don't think it will burn the house down or anything, but it's got the potential to be solid. I'm saving my cash for Money in the Bank, though.

I'm waiting for Truth to say something about Obama.

I'm thinking it'll be a decent PPV tonight..... not great, not terrible..... but decent.....

What is so racist about that caricature? Also, I just now noticed that have Rey Mysterio standing on/jumping off a wooden crate. Is that what you are referring to?

No it is not, James Steele.

The throwaway cards usually produce good to excellent PPVs. With low expectations WWE tends to open up and get a little more exciting with their booking. This isn't quite a throwaway card but it could still be an excellent show with the people involved.

Does anyone know who did the art for the poster? I'm kinda curious if it was Lawler.

Need a stream please...rep on the line

Needs more Robocop

Anybody have a link to that site Ryan Clark keeps talking about? The one where you pay like 5 bucks to watch the stream?

justin.tv's chat boxes won't load at all...so much for TPWW chat tonight

since James Steele still hasnt let me in the stream group :(

You haven't yet met the requirements.

It's working just takes forever to load.

Supreme, what is so racist about that Obama caricature?

Which are what exactly?

I've posted them numerous times. Go find them. It is mainly length of membership and productive posts.

Anyone have a stream?

Productive posts? You're a dick.. I am sure the 17,000 posts of yours about HBK's lackey are real productive

You'll never get in now you dumb cunt.

Ahh damn, my day is shot.. Do us all a favor and put a bag over that avatar

Never.

Interesting taped promo from Truth to open the show.

Spanish announce table!

I miss the days where it wasn't a true PPV unless someone went through the Spanish announce table.

!bitchslap justin tv chat

When did the saying change from "off the hook" to "off the chain"?

Is the WWE trying out some new camera angles this ppv?

I don't remember them ever using a rotating one around the ring although it made the ring look very small than normal.

I think they used the rotating camera for NXT.

Black Peoples Convention of 1998

Supreme, that is racist.

Hate how no commentator in the WWE now actually sells being outraged when a face gets screwed.

No way man, I was there and that was totally how it went down.

Riley vs Miz now up

Just tuned in to scope out Miz/A-Ry. Did I miss anything?

Nice reverse DDT by Miz.

Ziggler won the United States strap.

wonder if they're intentionally having Riley do like no actual wrestling moves in order to make him seem "greener"

been all punches and kicks so far

oh wait there's a spinebuster

Riley wins with Edge's finisher.

What???

Really?

Really!?!?

What the balls?

Booker needs to quit.

Stolen finisher :love::love:

A-Ri must've read my thread!!!!!!!

Terrible Obama impersonation.

Ugh.

I'd rather have Jillian Hall back than listen to Vickie sing.

Surprised at Riley winning but great start to the show so far.

:D Sgt. Slaughter

:wtf: weird-looking Obama

lol @ completely obvious republican dig

Yeah who's this guy?

I wonder how much each text vote is gonna cost tomorrow night.

Love how they try and make Big Show seem like a T-Rex or something in his promos.

Edgecution.

Why does Alberto look so happy? He is going to get his ass kicked by the Giant.

No, I know that, I'm just more surprised by Riley going over cleanly.

Mark Henry?

Huh?

Way to sell that beating.

hahaha holy shit

Interpromotional warfare.

Mark Henry .. hmmm

How can Del Rio win by count out if the match never started? And if the match started, why wasn't Del Rio DQ'd? I'm confused

Shut up Booker!

forfeit?

A return to the good old days!

There should be a honorary Big Show moaning thread.

I guess, that's what Cole just said.

Show is in the ring. ZOMG!

He is clearing reading this thread.

Nasty chokeslam.

Alberto wins! Alberto wins! I am happy.

Despite the randomness of the beginning, I really enjoyed that match. Told a great story. Plus, that chokeslam was nasty.

The only problem is, I really do not want a Mark Henry/Big Show feud.

They are building Del Rio for the Money in the Bank PPV or a Championship match for SummerSlam.

lol i take my eyes of the tv and i heard k kwik say "we need to get these bitches done"...then i realized he said "pictures" not "bitches"

:shifty:

its funny how much wade has sunk...from a title picture with cena to.....this.

sorta reminds me of regal...

Vintage foreigner heel.

Wade Barrett is amazing!

I don't often buy wrestling DVD's, but I'm tempted with that Nitro DVD. Is it meant to be a good one?

y do non-american heels have to insult USA to garner heat...

Easy target.

YES!! I'm planning on buying it too. I stocked up on wrestling DVDs from Blockbuster since they are goin bankrupt in Canada (they are closing down) I got 6 wrestling DVDs for $12 total :)

I want an American heel to insult America. Not like Hassan did. I want someone to just go out and mock them Chris Hardwick style.

Also, why the hell are they chanting USA? No one in the ring is from America besides the ref.

to a title match on a PPV?

what a jobber!

HAHAHA! Cole beat me to it.

i suppose...sorta cheap and repetitive. It's like, it's expected now.

not that I care about the states...since I'm Canadian