King of the Jobbers Round 1
 

Time to get this shit rolling. Keep in mind, you are voting for who you think the worst of the 2 posters listed is. (IE the "Jobber.") The goal is to be eliminated, seeing as the winner gets the title King of the Jobbers and a 1 week ban. Here are your match-ups.

Ultra Mantis vs BizarroKing
The Gold Standard vs TheChairman
Shadrick vs Smelly Meatball
Ermaximus vs addy2hotty
Supreme Olajuwon vs mhirn3
Xero vs Icess
Noid vs RiX1024
Seth82 vs ooTin
Iginfest vs Big Vito 22
Iginfest 2.0 vs dhellova guy
OldSchoolFan vs TheChamp
Asmo vs OCW World Champion Jose Antonio
djoutcry vs The Show Off
Impeccable vs Shaved Monkey
Hasney vs Juan
Splaya vs Taker It Easy
TheAdamEvansFan vs Anybody Thrilla
TL vs Beauser
Gertner vs Tb1
VSG vs Iginfest 3.0
CSL vs Destro 4.0
What Would Kevin Do? vs Tazz Dan
JimmyMess vs Screech
Volare vs Ruff Ryder
HBPunk vs Ruien
Providence Peep vs TNA&USA#1
Fragile X vs Rammsteinmad
Mister Sinister vs The Jayman
Tom Guycott vs Taker707
Droford vs BigDaddyCool
Sixx vs BodySlam
Mjdiesel vs DAMN iNATOR

Dunno who ruien is but surely he goes over me. Im entertaining as fuck

adamevans ftw, he's gotta be like evens or 10/11

lol @ WWKD vs Tazz Dan

Man i got such a jones for asian chicks so i might be here for a while

No poll?

Ermaximus jobbing to the TPWW Poll option so far.

Ya dude, who loses and wins?

lol 16 minutes gone by and no poll

lol I think he gave up and went offline.

so do we say ermaximus is the king jobber?

King of the botches anyway

No, those polls take fucking forever to do when you have to make 64 different options. Hate TPWW polls (sometimes). Almost made a 65th option named Loose Cannon just because.

Nice excuse, ermaximus.

Damn right it is.

Curtain jerked both the match ups and the voting. This is a posting career highlight.

i cant vote again? FU mantis

FUltra Mantis

Hahaha :) Alright i take it back, that made me laugh

Ill probly get to the 1/4 final but Adamevans is winning this

VSG, you're looking to make a lot of enemies aren't you?

Well, enough is enough, and it's time for a change!

Come and take your best shot!

I tried to be a nice guy,

I tried to play by the rules...

You turned your backs on me!

I snap!

I was a victim!

Well, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

Haven't you heard? He's made a serious heel turn as of late.

He was too busy SUCKING YOUR DICK to realize that!

Classic heel stuff, VSG.

Im a tweener. Hey TL, newcastle top 8 this year?

this is the wrestling forum, matey.

VSG is the Buff Bagwell of heels.

Your *Insert local sports team* sucks balls!

Yeah, The Jacksonville Jaguars do suck balls, but I blame Jack Del Rio and David Garrard.

Iggy is in like 4 matches

He wanted to be.

I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!! And I'm better than ever...


Nah comp took a shit of me. But I'm here and ready to lose.

HEY!!!!!! :rant:

well spotted

Jesus that lil pink face wasn't lying when it said "rant", look at the motherfucker go!

I'm winning this shit!

Dude iv been wondering this for a while now but whats the deal with your name? I always think that d is a typo

OCW "Chairman" and "World" "Champion" Jose Antonio for King of the Jobbers!

Asmo is going to get by without a single vote.

VOLARE! :mad:

Seconded. :mad:

I feel you made the same mistake with your poll/thread wording that I did last year.

Eg: Juan vs Hasney. Hasney is obviously the bigger jobber, but by voting for him he gets eliminated because he has the most votes?

Or will the lower number go through? You haven't really explained.

The highest number goes through. I wouldn't be surprised if some people are confused but the key is 'is the jobber' part. ;)

TL has it down. Higher # of votes continues. Lower number is eliminated.

Also, is Volare going heel too?

Not a typo at all, i'm just dhellova guy.

The d makes it look sexier.

Ok I get it, that sentance threw me thats all.

+ tazz dan though i think he may have just been confused. :shifty:

Also I'm pretty sure this is the first time Triple Naitch has voted for me in any of the KoT? competitions this year, so I will take this as a win.

It's early here and I had a big night. Plus I do confuse easily :-\

Nah, not going heel, just voted my peeps to prove that my vote won't matter and you guys won't go on.


Hell I even voted for myself.

lets all neg rep volare :mad:

j/k

:shifty:

To be fair, I don't think anybody has taken this competition seriously since Ermax hijacked it halfway through last years tournament and stole my thunder.

I RAN THIS FOR 3 YEARS AND HE JUST CAME AND STOLE IT FROM ME. :'(

Are you saying... you are a jobber?

You need a J :cool:

/insert punk promo

If by sexy you mean odd :) So could you tell me how you pronounce it Fo-net-ick-ally?

Tazz Dan, you moved on to a better tournament. Why are you sad you whore?

dee-hell-ohv-a guy. Its latin for "he who is sexy and an awesome jobber".

Because you violated me without even giving me the courtesy of a reach around.

Ermaximus would definitely give a reach around.

Ah balls I missed a matchup.

The OCW World Champion is no jobber. Come on, people.

CSL, you gave DAMN iNATOR a free pass???

Must conspire with Juan to make VSG win this whole damned thing. :shifty:

I will be king!

You are thinking of the right person, CSL.

Yea, Mj is as Juan would put it, "a bit shit."

I feel special that you picked me. So much love

DAMN iNATOR is...well, you know.

I see what you did there screech.

Right back at you buddy

Hmmm, another of TPWW's unsolved mysteries. Is DAMN iNATOR a sock, and if so, whose sock is he? DUN DUN DUN!!!

I'm sure I voted for you at some point. Just don't remember when right now.

I'm still not convinced he's a human.

I FEEL YOU

his response was that he was in fact 'thirty odd' as opposed to twenty odd and that I should learn math. Amazing :'(

Who knew Iggy could be in 3 matches, and be losing in all 3? I told you that you weren't a jobber Iggy.

I want to win this. Please vote for me!!!

I don't care the meaning, I just want to win.

I hope Seth82 or Juan win this. A week without them will mean either a less smelly forum or less gay. Either way its a win win.

Fuck this shit, I've posted here since I was 12, since before the year 2000, fuck off.

LOL

I feel like Cena, im clearly hated by many and people are so passionate about it. 21 votes! :) No chance ill win tho, cant be TPWW Troll of the year 2009 and take this too. Ill be KoTF too sometime and be the first grand slam winner like my boy HBK

Vote for me. I am the worst poster on TPWW. Ban me for a week.

NB. I want a fair banning, don't just ban me because I asked :(

I want the posters of TPWW to want me banned.

I like Iggy cos he isn't a total bitch. Ban the racist that is like Shisen Kopf (or whatever the fuck it is) and the pussy that is The Genius

I have to be killing this first round matchup, Supreme Olajuwon is like an institution here.....I'm more shocked 9 people voted HIM as the jobber.

All as a gag no doubt. Kind of like VSG and Tazz Dan voting everyone they know better as the jobber.

Makes sense. Even so I'm just happy to finally win a round in one of these damn things.

Oh and by the by Ermax. I didn't want to be included three times. Only twice. Tazz Dan also nominated me :(

What a fucking horrible post that was. Vote for Iginfest.

Luckily 3rd time's the charm for you.

No don't. That would be ridiculous. Vote for "Iggy".

Yea, I know. You're losing 2 of your matches Iggy. Blame Tazz Dan for all this.

Still not used to the name change. I'm kind of cringing at it. Might go back to being Iginfest.

Do you guys really want someone on your forums who can't even decide on a username? Vote for Iggy/Iginfest.