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Michael Tarver: Cena Intentionally Broke My Arm
From his Twitter (@TyroneEvansB20):
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I can't understand a damn thing he wrote.
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It seems like he was on drugs or something when he wrote all that. I'm sure we'll be hearing about how his Twitter was hacked or something once he sobers up/comes down.
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What PPV was this? TLC?
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And the fact that he thinks Cena felt threatened by the fifth most talented guy in Nexus is laughable.
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call me crazy, but I believe him
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LOL Cena felt threatened by Tarver's "steam"...
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Tarver's only mad WWE buried him and is lashing out b/c he wasn't successful. Him even claiming Cena was threatened by his promos is laughable. I never saw anything special in him, so as far as I'm concerned Cena did us a favor. I highly doubt Cena would intentionally break his arm to save his career. Cena sure didn't have to worry about his spot over a no talented guy like Tarver...
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LOL, if Cena felt "threatened" by Tarver and broke his arm, I can only wonder what he'll do to Punk...
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so was he released or something?
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Maybe if Tarver could write a something that could be understood I would care. I don't miss him and hope that he never returns to TV.
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I must have missed the part where he was released
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I heard that when John Cena visits all those make a wish kids he ends the night by breaking their arms. What a prick!
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Seems like a real educated man.
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Michael Tarver is better than all of your favorite wrestlers
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Combined
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Then multiplied by 3 Kurt Angle's
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and 7 Triple H's
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Cena prolly gonna be Assassinated soon.
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YAHWE NISSI. nope it doesn't spell any superstar's name backwards. Who broke his arm?
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...I mean, if Cena broke Tarver's arm after feeling "threatened", he'll probably shoot Punk. |
Believe it? Can't even understand it.
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YAHWE NISSI. Dnt understand th majrty is sayn,,,,
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My attempt to put it in English.
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Looks like he typed it all up when he was drunk/high.
Sounds like his girlfriend left him and is now threatening to take all his stuff and he's not able to have his daughter live with him because of it. So he probably got drunk/high one night, typed that up and is blaming John Cena for all his problems. |
He's trying to create internet controversy to get hired back and get thrown into an "art imitating life" storyline with John Cena. Worked for Matt Hardy with Edge and Lita. Rock and Cena had an internet feud that has now become one of the most hyped matches of all time. Punk started speaking his mind and being controversial and got a new contract and the biggest push of his life.
Unfortunately, Michael Tarver is no Rock, no Cena and no CM Punk. He is also no Matt Hardy. It's hilarious to think that he thinks it might work though. |
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It's like this Mr. Show sketch. Bob Odenkirk is Vince McMahon. David Cross is Michael Tarver. The other three guys are three random wrestlers that Vince actually gives a shit about. |
Michael Tarver makes the Rock look like Harvey Whippleman
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I had to stop reading that.
It reads like a handicap person or an 8 year old wrote it. |
If Tarver is looking into other career options, writing should not be one of them.
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Tarver went about this all wrong.
If he felt Cena intentionally broke his arm, he should have thrown a tempertantrum in the ring and called him "STUPID!" Had he done that, he'd still have a job today. :shifty: |
Cena was scared of Tarver, but is fine with Punk. It's because Cena wants to be the blackest main eventer there is.
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YAHWEH NISSI means The Lord is my banner, for anyone wondering.
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Well I tried that and it didn't come up so I did some research.
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if Tarver had Truth's gimmick he would have unified every title and been the main focus of Raw, Smackdown, Superstars, iMPACT Wrestling, ROH, The Very Best Of Monday Nitro DVD boxset, and The Dark Knight Rises
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when did tarder ever cut a promo?
all i remember him doing was just standing around with a bandana on his face. also as much as we hate cena as a character iv'e heard nothing but good things about him from wrestlers about what a nice guy he is, i doubt he intentionally broke anything of anyone |
Well, it seems hard to believe that Cena's going to intentionally injure someone, but Tarver's saying something bad about Cena so I'm going to believe it.
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lol that was hilarious scrolling down.
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I do not believe this story.
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Tarver is just scared to admit it was little Jimmy who broke his arm.
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Just another guy crying sour grapes basically. The fact that he believes he is worth sabotaging is laughable. Like someone else said, all he did was stand in the background with a bandana over his face.
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The bandanna had a "T" on it, though. I'm assuming it was short for "The Next John Cena", which could definitely make Cena jealous.
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Hold on a second, Tarver was on two Wrestlemanias!?!
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has to mean "at" 2 WrestleMania's. All of the first season NXT guys were at 26, there's footage of it knocking around. And he'd have been at this years also since like every single person under contract tends to be there. Hardly "on" though.
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about 2003
http://retro4.tripod.com/kanenew.jpg Was only when he showed up on NXT as "Michael Tarver" that he managed to work out how to wrestle without smudging it. |
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Nappy-Headed Hos all the way. |
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I'm waiting for him to pull a Kanye and say Vince McMahon hates black people.
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Minor update to Cool King's translation:
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first, I don't understand a dang word he typed. secondly, he might be bitter because he used his broken arm as an excuse.
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More tweets. I'll try to translate before posting this time (though it wasn't too bad):
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So basically two-time Wrestlemania all-star Michael Tarver doesnt know how to protect on a chair shot, cried and blamed Cena backstage so he was mocked in return when he went for the handshake.
"Michael Tarver: Cena Intentionally Hurt My Feelings After I Accused Him of Purposely Trying To Break My Arm" |
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He obviously became such a mega star that WWE never used him again. He goes out of his way to challenge his detractors, using God as his excuse? Tarver's lame attempt to blame ppl for not seeing his "talent" is laughable. About as apparent as his promos that were threatening Cena to begin with.
I think Tarver missed his calling, b/c with such contradicting statements he could've been a comedian with those dumbass claims... |
I felt the most sorry for the WWE fans who were all pulling for a future Wrestlemania main event of Trent Baretta Vs. Michael Tarver.
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This is too bad. I actually really liked Tarver. I don't know about his "amazing mic skills" that he talks about, but he had a very intimidating and cool look, and he could actually wrestle, too. I was pretty disappointed when he got let go, and now that he's gone ahead and burned the shit out of his bridge, we'll probably never see his stupid ass again.
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I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck he said.
http://www.debbieschlussel.com/wp-co...09/ebonics.gif |
Being a racist is not clever.
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It's not racist if it's true.
Someone who doesn't know how to spell like Tarver is an uneducated fuck....doesn't have anything to do with his skin color. Perhaps you are the racist lol |
Ebonics.
Root = ebony Ebony = black You are really a moron, and I'm beginning to grow quite a distaste for you. Not like that matters, of course. |
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Wow dude, was totally JOKING. Settle.
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If calling you out for repeated stupidity on numerous topics makes me a 'whiny bitch', I fail to see the correlation, but I suppose I can live with it. You should probably do some research on things before making stupid comments and backpedaling out of them immediately when you are proven wrong.
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God I hate him already.
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Michael Tarver definitely made a pretty ridiculous tweet there. Would you have posted your hilarious ebonics picture for that gibberish that Gene Snitsky was tweeting last week?
Honestly, it's fine if you want to be racist. That's your choice. Don't act like you're not being racist, though, and accept that some people may think you're foolish for it. |
Talking about Tarver not the race war happening, I'm staying out :cool:
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If you want to continue to be an asshole, go all the way with it, stop being selectively assholish.
I wasn't trying to be racist with it, I was saying that I've heard interviews with him before where he didn't bother to try and sound educated, just spoke in ebonics the whole time and came off like a jackass....kind of like he did here. I'm sorry that I prefer my entertainers and public figures speak in a clear manner and not one in which I have to try and figure out what the hell they're saying. My fucking bad dude. Carry on the hatred, you're an angry awful little person. Yes, I probably would have. I wanted to post a dictionary but couldn't find a pic I liked so I went with that. Once again thanks for your concern. |
I would like to see Michael Tarver vs Gene Snitsky in a Thunderdome Cage Match, TWO MEN ENTER ONE MAN LEAVES.
Of course the surprise is that after the battle, we thrust Matt Hardy into the arena to face the winner, then the winner of that faces an inferno. |
Michael Tarver is hardly a public figure, and arguably an entertainer. You were being a doofus, and I called you on it. You don't have to get angry because you are so wrong. Either admit your mistake like a man or go on a fully racist tirade. Make up your mind.
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And the fact that you used the word "ebonics" though...
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I really hated him after he fucked up Daniel Bryan's sick kick to the head on Cena in the NXT beatdown, fuckin Tarver. |
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Cool. Maybe now we can move the fuck on.
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Wasn't Tarver one of the bodyguards for Floyd Mayweather during that match?
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You're thinking of Big Swoll.
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Here we go again
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Jesus Christ, mhirn3.
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This is why I don't make threads.
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