8/11 Impact Thread : Why Kurt? Why?
 

I didnt even read spoilers this week, so..yay

Hmm, I still haven't figured out why Bully Ray is the "leader" of Immortal

Look whos in the group..someone had to take the leadership role when Hogan/Bischoff arent around.

Steiner leading would only lead to hillarious unintelligible promos.

Would that be a bad thing?

So I guess Anderson is out..Angle is in?

Al Snow and D Lo Brown are here!

Cowboy boots have to be hard to wrestle in. They're not very easy to walk in.

I wouldn't mind seeing Anderson "out of action" for a few months. Just kinda let him spend some time in the gym, maybe sharpen his in ring style (or is it just me thinking he's getting kinda sloppy/ repeditive?)

Side note, Yummy Madison is lookin sexy with the short hair

lol "make awkward sexual advances, not war"

also..Fuck Kendrick

I am fist pumping right now along with Robbie E. I can't stand Jersey Shore, but this Robbie guy, I like him. Not sure why though

NOW Dvon wants the points!

Hmm..should be an interesting Triple Threat Tag match..

wtf is Karen wearing?

Warrior looks like it's going to be a good movie.

I still need to see The Fighter though.

Sad to see such a beautiful couple breakup.

Peace out, douchebag... I like that. I think I'm gonna use that

Somebody needs to put this show out of it's misery like an old dog.

LOL

now the BFGS Series Finale isn't a 4 way but two seperate matches at No Surrender and whoever has the most points wins.

oh dear god

I wonder what Abyss' "situation" is?

Is Bound for Glory or Slammiversary TNAs "Wrestlemania"?

Speaking of movies, I keep getting the Rise of the Planet of the Apes and Final Destination 5 trailers confused. They should just combine them into one movie. You can't escape death... or monkeys

Its Bound For Glory

Bound For Glory

That might actually make me want to watch it, because the Final Destination concept wore itself out after the first one to me.

Your tellin me. Back when I was a heavy drink, my friend rolled me onto my side after I passed out and I ended up puking my guts out. Does that mean that one day I'll be driving my car... and a rabid Koala is gonna jump through the window and eat my face off?

Dude, WHAT IS UP with Kurt Angle's VOICE?!

He sounds SO much different...

Well that was..better of a reason than I expected.

LOL the much anticipated Hogan heel-turn...

Its Rorschach Sting!

"Direct Auto Insurance" on TNA's ring apron? Really?

You know I did see an article in the paper earlier today that said that the number of cases of reported rabid animals was up this year from recent years so I would start using public transit if I was you.

Their logo is everywhere and there was just a really dumb commercial with Pope/Anderson/Abyss/Angle in it too..

I went to go get water, was Hogan Angle's informant?

I miss the 5 hour energy logos everywhere. It looked tacky but at least there were fewer commercials.

Yeah

Lol, guns don't kill people, rabid Koalas kill people

They (Direct Auto Insurance) must really be giving TNA a lot of money, or it's the property of someone within TNA, 'cause putting a sponsor on your ring apron is REALLY going "out there".

All I know is that Direct is based out of Nashville..

The owner is probably a buddy of Dixie's or Jeff Jarrett's.

ODB and Jackie with the R-Truth entrance

The worst part is they just changed the name what 2 months ago, you'd think they would still be trying to advertise that for a little while longer. I know it's on the screen and everything, but every bit helps.

Then again I guess every bit on money helps.

Why do I find ODB attractive?

Have you been drinking?

Must be the boobs. Boobs make a girl look better than she does.

The worst part of the Direct Insurance thing is that they arent even a national company..they only offer insurance to people in Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas and Virginia.

Well she's got plenty of those.

That was a nice spear by Tara.

Weird finish, but, ok. It's women's wrestling.

Was that a 4 count?

Haha MORE Direct Auto Insurance promo. Incredible.

Wow, there is nothing I don't like about Tara and Miss Tessmacher team. Great entrance, skilled in the ring, good lookin ladies and that ass popin move :drool:


Side note, still find ODB hott too. In a party girl, both get wasted and have crazy sex kinda way (I'm talking biting, scratching, spanking, and that would just be done to me :naughty:)

LOL once Tara hit the Spear on ODB, Miss Jackie turned around as if saying "Miss Tessmacher, roll me up, please".

Seeing ODB and Jackie and Tracy makes me miss Daffney.

Stone Cold is gonna be a modern day direct to video Action Hero.

also, I gotta wonder how Don West still has a job with TNA

Also all of these back to school commercials still upset me even years after I graduated.

who was in the fur robe?

Why don't YOU live up to the expectations, Bischoff?

lol they were blurring out the actual AAA Belt

I didn't recognize half of the guys they had in there.

LOL right. I wonder why? I mean, AAA and TNA have an agreement, AAA is mentioned, so...why the blurr?

Maybe it was a SpikeTV thing. Doesn't Galavision air AAA?

Must be the reason why they have the plates over the face of it.

DOS J's!

Hose A and Hose B!

lol

TNA fans are just watching everything that's happening...not really cheering or booing or anything, they're just watching the show. I wonder if the cheers and boos are piped in...

You could probably hear a pin drop live 90% of the time in the Impact Zone...

omg..

QUE?

HECTOR! HECTOR! lol

So I guess this is how they eventually debut Chavo Guerrero in TNA? He'll feud with Jeff or something?

oh dear..this cant be how chavo is brought in can it?

At least they are watching it, I changed it to Cow & Chicken at the beginning of that promo

Hector and the Lopez bros should join Mexican America

How long has it been since he quit WWE?

he quit june 25th

A month at the most?

He wrestled in Puerto Rico about 2 weeks ago, so, I guess he could wrestle at AAA, therefore, he could technically face Jarrett over there, and when his "no compete clause" is up (if he has one), he can just show up at TNA.

This Madden commercial is working against EA. When they slow down the catches and tackles and the ball just sucks to the receivers hand and the defender sucks into the ball carrier it makes it look exactly like the way the game has played for years, even though they promised time and again they have changed all of that.

I like how No Surrender looks like the Great American Bash cause its on 9/11

TNA has so much potential, man...and they do so much stupid shit...

...I'm just watching waiting for it to be 11pm so I can watch Sheamus over at Conan...

Zombie Asshole!

Lol, Scott Baio is gonna be TNA world champ by the end of the year

Scott Baio, TNA Television Champion

...Oh...my...Gosh...

(Watched the Direct Auto commercial)

...SOMEONE'S trying to look like CM Punk.

Who? Bully Ray?

LOL, no...

...Steiner :shifty:

Dude, even the middle turnbuckle at each corner says "Direct Auto Insurance"...

...heck naw!

Saw this news note:

Me nailing it 2 months ago

Nailed it, esepcially after reading spoilers for next week..ugh<small><small>
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...and Kurt Angle beats Crimson with his shoe!

Yea, that was a particularly bad end.. even by Impact standards :-\

There are some little gems in TNA:

* Bully Ray is a tremendous heel. I wish Immortal would just fold, and Bully Ray would try to keep it alive. His name is stupid, but it's growing on me. Maybe if/when Immortal is done, Ray could call himself "Eternal Ray?" :shifty: Seriously, though, Ray just seems to be on a roll right now. His success as an older guy in wrestling reminds me of JBL's sudden heel make-over in 2004.

* I like the angle that's a-brewing between AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels. TNA could literally have this guys wrestle every show and I'd be a happy man. Well, I still wouldn't really watch. But it's a step in the right direction. It's just a shame about a lot of other stuff.

* It seems we're building towards Angle vs. Crimson, Hogan vs. Sting, Styles vs. Daniels, RVD vs. Lynn and possibly Roode vs. Storm for Bound For Glory. That could be a pretty good show right there. Or an absolute disaster. Honestly, I think they should go with either Robert Roode or Samoa Joe challenging Angle at Bound For Glory, but whatever.

* TNA really doesn't have a plan for Ken Anderson, do they? I guess we're going to have Anderson & Abyss team-up to destroy Immortal? Maybe we'll see Anderson, Abyss, Kazarian and Matt Morgan (he's only out for six weeks, isn't he?) team to face a team of Bully Ray, Gunner, Scott Steiner and whoever else is in the group at Bound For Glory in some sort of wild brawl to help the guys who need that environment? I think they need to wrap-up this Immortal shit, though. Anyway, I think Anderson works best as a wild babyface, so I'm happy about that.

* Austin Aries is one of the best all-round guys in the business today. He should be headlining Bound For Glory next year. Actually, fuck that -- he should be wrestling Kurt Angle for the World Title this year at whatever their November PPV is.

* Brooke Tessmacher's ass...

lol the continuous turning of Anderson

Yeah, TNA has got no clue. It was a fucking stupid idea to put him in Immortal. And it was a fucking stupid idea to take the TNA World Title off him in favour of Sting (who fucking lost it to Kurt Angle). Anderson vs. Angle was right there as a Hardcore Justice main event that would have torn the house down.

Also, I am all for TNA signing Chavo Guerrero, to be honest.

can't wait until he turns heel again in 3 weeks

It only seems that way cause you read the spoilers for the next two weeks.

Haven't read the spoilers, actually.

Do Roode and Storm break-up?

I hope they don't do Crimson v Angle for the title on their version of Mania.

Answer that in a SPOILER TAG, please.