Gibbering Monstrosity (feat. WRESTLING WARZ)
 

Seriously did people really enjoy this Pay-Per-View, or just wanting to stick up for the company that they're "loyal" to in the WRESTLINZG WARZ?

What wrestling wars? It was a good PPV.

WWE vs. the Haterz

That one doesn't exist. I'm talking about the ROH, TNA, any other wrestling promotion r teh suxxxorz, WWE Roolz warz.

Doesn't a war involve some kind of competition? I love ROH, but they are certainly not "warring" with the WWE. And TNA, come on, bro.

WWE roolz!!!!one!!!!

Did you even watch the PPV? Two brilliant 25+ minute matches, and four other strong matches across the board, three huge surprises, hardcore, GREAT wrestling all around, what the fuck else do you want?

This PPV was absolute top notch, world class, A+, five star, well worth the money for the ticket or the PPV buy.

I mean if you watched this PPV and didn't like it, I'm sorry but I think you have horrible taste in wrestling. I want to say you'd enjoy a TNA PPV but I'm not sure that's even entirely possible.

I'm still cleaning up my nut from last night... This has been the best year for PPV's I can ever remember. Royal Rumble = AWESOME, Elimination Chamber = SICK, Wrestlemania = HUGE, Money in the Bank = AMAZING, and then Summerslam fucking exciting as hell.

I feel like WWE has answered my wrestling prayers over the past 10 years, finally.

Daniel Bryan and CM Punk collecting like an hour and a half on WWE PPV, are you f'n kidding me? Brilliant.

I swear to god any fan that chant "You Can't Wrestle" to Cena must not "be able to see him" because he is fucking awesome. I LOVED how he just bruted out of Punk's holds and then topped him with one of his own, brilliant wrestling in that match.

That fucking Christian is one of the best wrestlers in the world right now, I haven't seen a guy take a beating like that in WWE in a very very long time. I am not a Xtian mark, but holy shit that match was AWESOME.

I wanted blood too, and we got it!

I'm also still marking for Daniel Bryan's amazing performance in his match with Barrett. I totally thought he had it won but the finish they came up with was awesome, that lariat from the top rope was so cool and I'm glad they let that be the deciding factor in the match.

I love it when a smart move like that ends a match in today's WWE Universe.

Also I marked for Kelly Kelly when she his her dive off the top to the outside, come on give those girls come credit, that was a fantastic match, women or not.

Then you got the most old school bad ass wrestler WWE has today, Alberto Del Rio, finally realizing his life long destiny, sure it was quick and easy but I'm truly excited for him to thrust himself to the next echelon and take a spot up there with Cena, Punk, and Orton as one of THE GUYS.

No, not the company but the fans seem to have some sort of factionz warz in their mind. In particular the WWE fans who bash everything that's not WWE and praise debacles...like last night's show.

Instead of just being an un-bias fan of pro-wrestling, there's some type of imaginary war.

Yes I did watch it unfortunately, so tell me what were the brillant and strong matches? I seriously hope you don't consider Kevin Nash as some big surprise.

My taste in wrestling is horrible? Sorry but I prefer watching some guys with some real workrate go at it. TNA? I will defend them when needed but they've been just as awful lately. Their last PPV was one of the worst I've ever seen while Destination X was a great PPV other than the anti-climatic main event. I'm sure it was probably bashed on this board though.

Then you say Cena is a great wrestler? Really? I'm not even going to beat on that dead horse though. Of course Christian is great, he's been carrying that patchy bearded flamingo for months and look what he gets in return...he jobs yet again while being made to look like a fluke champion.

What? You're the one who brought up this war. I haven't heard any WWE fan talk about any sort of war at all. The only people who talk about wars are the fans of lesser promotions who want their favorite promotion to get more attention.

No offense, but I think you're making stuff up here, buddy.

Yeah, you're definitely a blind hater. Cena was tremendous last night. If you wanna hate shitty wrestling, that's fine. But when someone like Cena actually listens to the complainers and works hard to be better in the ring, but you still bitch about him, then you're not bitching because you want a better product. You're bitching because it's the cool thing to do. And the people who do that are the absolute worst fans in the world.

Taker it Easy dude.

Nash was a big surprise. Cena can wrestle. Randy is amazing and nobody is carrying anybody there.

Brilliant and Strong matches; Bryan vs. Wade, Xian vs. Orton, Cena vs. Punk, heck even the 6 man tag had a strong finish and Sheamus vs. Henry was a good build up to the main event match.

Oh, also, loved it when Punk insinuated Steph uses her hand to jack off Triple H, SO TRUE.

Just Taker it Easy dude... Taker it Easy all the way to your TNA PPV's. :rofl:

BTW, real work rate? Are you from 4chan or something?

Oh. Yes I'm making this up. This is all a dream sequence from Sting written by Vince Russo.

Gentleman gaga can't be a real poster.

Hey captaincharismark we all know it's you so just drop the charade.

He's a dream sequence from Sting written by Vince Russo.

Everyone just Taker it Easy.

And you are un-biased I take it?

Am I? You guys must have really poor standards. I'm not into bashing Cena...he's not a good wrestler and I always leave it at that. Though I never doubted whether he tries or not because I know he does. He just can't pull off a proper move without it looking awkward or sloppy. So where was I bitching about Cena again?

At this point whenever I do decide to tune in to WWE programming it's just for laughs, they can run themselves in the ground all the want it won't bother me one bit. I just feel bad for the guys there that bust their asses and get treated like shit in favor of Vince's or Haitch's boys.

I say the WWE should bring Nash back full time and give him a world title reign, give Orton a make believe undefeated run while they're at it. Khali vs. Nash vs. Henry triple threat and Orton vs. Batista First Botch Wrestlemania main event match anyone? Raise the roof!

You watch WWE just for laughs, yet you go out of your way to watch a pay per view.

Come on, guy.

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Go home like E.T

Not just yet. This guy can keep me amused in the absence of captaincharismark.

A thousand samoan curses on you, I suppose.

How old are you? Nash a big suprise? Did I just warp to 1995? Cena cannot wrestle, and Orton is god awfully boring. I suggest you watch some of Bret Hart's, Curt Henning's, Angle's, Guerrero's, and Benoit's earlier matches.

Danielson vs. UK Orton was average at best only because of how good Danielson is while Wade's boring and repetitive moveset dropped the quality.

Christian vs. Luger 2.0 was just a spotfest made to have Orton look strong as always.

Sheamus vs. Henry. Lol.

Taker it easy? Are you trying to use catch phrases on a message board? Let me guess you hate TNA "bcuz dey dont have muscel studs and dey r a bunch of 140 pund monkees"?

Yes Real work-rate...it does still exist. Never heard of it? I would figure not.

Take it you missed his dropkick, then?

WHAT DID YOU SAY

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You have Zack Ryder in your sig. Enough said.

In the WWE he would be a main eventer. Vince loves big men ;)

Orton is Luger 2.0? Really?

LOL

So one dropkick negates years of bad matches?

R.I.P brain.

Nope. You said he can't pull off a move without it being sloppy.

I pointed out an instance when he did infact pull off a pretty perfect move.

This Gaga fella's a bit daft isn't he?

Wade Barrett is incredible, you nincompoop.

That was great. Exactly how Henry should be booked. Sets up this program to continue nicely.

You're lucky that you have the late great Stringer Bell as your avatar. Is calling me a monstrosity supposed to be a "burn"? Monsters can be such interesting people. You better get a clue before I cyber-RKO you through a damn table!

Enough said? You didn't actually say anything there. You kinda alluded to something but even that wasn't clear.

Wouldn't that be gimmick infringement on ccm?

AM I? Because I don't mark out over below average to average wrestlers? I have to be really bored today to bother with WWE zombies.

Gentleman GAGA, the fastest rising jobber on TPWW.

Yeah. This is captaincharismark only he's turned it up to 11.

I'm going to anyway. The Earth dies a little bit huh? Please be in one of those spots where it dies then. Please.

No, because you seem to dislike WWE yet watched their PPV and entered a thread to discuss it with people who watched it and for the most part enjoyed it.

I'm not a fan baseball, I wouldn't watch a baseball event and then join a baseball forum to tell a bunch of fans how much I don't like it. That is why you're daft you dense cuntscab.

Yead!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a jobber, because this message board is almost like a real life wrestling fed!

Take your keyboard and break it.

Then why are you here?

I'm just a wrestling fan that wants to hold on to some hope that it will become good again. I watched the PPV because I actually thought it might be decent. I don't bash WWE to seem cool or troll...I will be the first to give them credit when something is done right. I'm not some fool who sides with one particular fed and bash the others. Aww did I hurt your wittle feelings? If so plank on a highway.

To troll. Obvs.

I posted that from my phone, thank you very much. Get your shit straight.

Well you can break that as well, kind sir.

Why did you think it could be decent if you've already bashed the majority of the wrestlers on the card?

Not too sure how me calling you daft has translated into my feelings being hurt. Has www.freetranslation.com got a new "English - Mong translation" section?

For the most part, a lot of the guys here don't just watch WWE. More so, they don't "blindly mark" (stupid thing to charge someone on an internet forum such as this with) for everything.

We like different things.

I for one watch TNA every week. They do some really shitty stuff, they do some good. WWE have done some real shit over the years but right now it's pretty good. Still, most people will call them on their shit.

You haven't even backed up your opinion here.

But feel free to call people on being "sheep" and "marking" and "un-biased", whilst coming across as exactly that.

I'll be damned if I let this poor mans TNA&USA#1 ruin the thread of a great PPV.

Iginfest, because the majority of the wrestlers may suck doesn't mean ALL of the wrestlers do. Understand?

XL, no one here has proved me wrong if I want to call anyone a sheep. Just because I displayed my dislike for the PPV I've received childish names like cuntscab and whatever the Stringer Bell guy said. These guys would probably die for Vince McMahon I'm sure.

P.S. I'm a BEAST. That has been proven.

You haven't proved anything yourself. What exactly do we have to prove?

You come here, call everybody marks for Vince/sheep for WWE with zero "evidence" other than you hated a PPV that most people liked. That's not proof.

So which matches did you think might have been decent?

Punk v Cena? You've already stated your dislike for Cena
Orton v Christian? You've already stated your dislike for Orton
Wade v Bryan? You've already stated your dislike for Wade
Sheamus v Henry? I'm guessing you don't like either based on your brief comment on the match.

The womens match maybe? The tag match wasn't scheduled. I'm just trying to see why you would bother doing this? I know I wouldn't waste my time watching something I wouldn't like, and I'd spend less time discussing it with people.

Nobody has to prove you wrong, we all saw the PPV. :nono:

By all means, if you're a fan of TNA or ROH or something else, start a thread about something TNA or ROH or whatever related.

Worst thing is that I had just woken up from a wet dream when I seen this posted. Damn Vince knows how to work the shaft.

XL, is it against the law here to not like something the WWE does? Because I thought it was a terrible show...all the zombies come flying from the toilets and full of rage. I'm sorry bro, WWE is the best.

Iginfest, honestly I don't really hate Cena because he's one of the few that seems like a geniuly nice guy. I would have guessed Orton/Christian could have been decent based on Christian's abilities alone. I don't dislike Wade, he just doesn't impress me. They had the hottest angle going with CM Punk so why not give a look? And look how that ended, WCW Invasion all over again.

Pfffffffft. That would mean being positive. Much easier to be negative.

This old gimmick...

Not at all.The majority were against what WWE were doing up until the Nexus and again when that was aborted like an unwanted fetus. The difference is, the people who disagree don't write like an utter fucking spastic that think their opinion is gospel, that's the difference.

Bbl.

Was wondering how I managed to post in a thread that was new. And then I saw the monstrosity..

I haven't seen one person agree with you, what makes you think you were right in the first place?

Also, THIS is the type of thread that you're supposed to close.

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So the 3rd option isn't about Ultimate Warrior then?

Ultimate Warrior deserves a far better thread to be the new topic of.

Only saw Option 1. Strange.

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GAGA is a cunt...Summerslam was GREAT! Can't think of the last time in recent years Summerslam was top notch! WWE has delivered TWO great PPV's back to back! And got me really interested into what lies ahead on RAW!

I honestly feel bad for anyone who didn't get to enjoy that PPV, or MITB, or the whole f'n summer of WWE, since R-Truth went cuckoo Raw has been insane every week.