The Hardy Brothers Thread *The Comedy never ends*
 

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This is not good.

...Certainly NOT good.

Not this way :(

:rofl: This isn't a laughing matter, but I got the image of Michael Cole screaming "NOT THIS WAY!!!" when I read that.

...I don't even know what to say, since there's no knowing if this is for real or just another stunt...

...so, I'll just say that, either way, this is sad.

Is that for real?

I can imagine him doing a live suicide video like that Bjork stalker did years ago and goes apeshit before pulling the trigger on his mouth!!! O________O.

I think this is all part of his "I've been reborn" crap he's been talking about. Like the "old" Matt Hardy dies tomorrow, but V2.0 comes in September!!!

IDK...I don't want to be like "This attention whore!", and then have it take a turn for the worse, and feel all bad...

Yeah. I'm thinking this is about how he is "reborn" and all of his "vices" are gone.

Naturally hope it is not serious.

See, I just thought it was going to be a return to "Lunchtime suicide."

Only this time, I can't use the phrase "We're going to need another Timmy!"

It'd suck if he turns this into an angle and claims it was his alter ego, Matt "Softee" who wrote that.

Fuck Matt Hardy. Good riddance.

"We're gonna need another Hardy" is a good rhythmic substitute though.

But then Jeff shows up...

Chances are this is Matt being a dumbass and trying to work everyone, but I still hope someone with access to him makes sure one way or the other.

If there was music on it I'd be sure it was a work.

I really hope that he is not doing this to get attention. But at the same time I don't want him to die.

I'm definately conflicted. I hope it's not a real suicide note, but at the same time I don't want it to be a work. If it's a work it's sad and it's sick.

Helms just Tweeted to the effect of "don't believe the hype".

Helms is as much of a mess as Matt is.

From Ryan Clark's Facebook page:

Just got a report from Ashton Milliken Percussionist - Moore County Police are sending someone to check on Matt Hardy.... so they say and things like this are taken seriously.

I have no faith in anything Sugar Shane has to tweet.

Damn straight the police take these things seriously. Matt may conceivably face charges for this. Attempting suicide is punishable by law in most places, as is publicly threatening to commit a crime.

This motherfucker is the STABLE Hardy?!?

Oh wait, I just remembered, Matt Hardy will not die...

Now he's in a funk...'cause if this turns out to be a work, he's already in DEEP, since the Police is involved.

A bunch of the youtube comments say this is a work

or they are seriously trolling

So do a lot of YouTube comments referring to the Montreal incident.

...and we all know how trustworthy those YouTube comments are...

Would it be tasteless to suggest a pool to guess what method Matt chooses?

I'm saying insensitive things about it because I believe it is, in fact, an attention-grabbing work.

I will feel very bad if it isn't.

I say he carves Lita's name into his wrists.

LOL that's why I'm trying to not even joke around...'cause if then it turns out he killed himself or something, I'm gonna feel HORRIBLE...

...for 5 seconds or so.

LOL Matt's Wikipedia page is locked from editing.

I'm enjoying the period of uncertainty.

Maybe Matt sent the text to Kevin Nash and he's trying to avoid retribution...

From PWInsider:

Jeff Hardy's wife Beth posted the following on her Twitter account, @BETHBRITTBRAND, tonight:


"When the cops show up to our house at 11 pm, for a "suicide call" the f****** joke is over @MATTHARDYBRAND. Stop trying to work the Internet"

So it appears Matt's video from earlier tonight was another attempt to get attention. It is so sad, on so many levels

I'll vote for a twist of fate with a revolver in his mouth

...He's stupid.

Do we know that though? It doesn't say Matt was confirmed alive, it sounds like they just turned up at Jeff and Beth's house asking questions. You normally don't tweet someone in anger if they're in the same house as you.

LOL this MUST be it...

...I hope.

Matt and Jeff both need to be in rehab seriously

She probably did it for all the people on the internet.

..."So sick of bullshit".

...she's such a lady...

I didn't wanna say hope so I went with what rhymes.

...She did it for The Rock.

I just called the police so ....

I'd say though, to marry Jeff Hardy she probably has to be pretty fuckin' nuts too.

Matt Hardy sucks. Go on Matt, do yourself in. Go jump of a cliff. That would be x-treme! This is such a load of bullshit.

POLICE DISPATCHER: We keep getting calls about some guy named Matt Hardy wanting to kill himself.
COP: I'm not falling for this again, I still get laughed at for answering the call when McMahon's limo blew up.

I enjoyed Suicide in TNA

there I said it

lol well what would you say?

"Oh pussy feathers!"

...I'm pretty sure she's been an enabler for both, so she's not one to talk.

"Son of a biscuit Matt Hardy, what is wrong with you?"

"What's wrong with you, old chap?!"

"Dear me, Sir, are you in some form of distress?"

Very sad that Matt Hardy posting a (very damn hopefully) phony suicide note is the most entertaining thing he's done since he feuded with MVP.

do you know this for a fact or are you just being retarded

...with a British accent, of course.

...you don't have to be a genius to infer this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9MxTRspXpQ

This.

Hey, not everybody can add two and two.

This is embarrassing and sad. Also, I dare Aguakate to make a post without any ellipses in it.

It is a possibility but it's not an accusation I would make without knowing for sure.

Tune in next week when Matt Hardy leaks his porno to spankwire.com.

Aguakate is a child molester.

This guy has done everything to promote himself except wrestle a decent match. Maybe he should just become a professional youtube personality.

If he's really trying to or has succeeded in committing suicide then he's a selfish ass hole and a coward, and if this is just a work (which I think it is currently) then he's a selfish ass hole and an insecure and immature idiot.

...What can I tell you?

:nono:

...freakin' people.

Aguakate put his penis in a 7 year old boy's butthole.

:nono: if this was just another stunt or "work"

Based on the responses, even Jeff and his girlfriend appear to be pissed off at him for continuing doing dumb stuff although him and Jeff seriously need some rehab or help.

Matt more for some mental help and Jeff for his drug problems.

"Jeff and his girlfriend?" We've only heard from one of them.

...Ok, I'll bite...

...what are you trying to do?

Doesn't take a genius to infer that you fuck children.

:nono:

Draw attention away from a really dumbass remark?

<font color=goldenrod>Fuck Matt Hardy, that was just tasteless on so many levels. He probably could actually snap and kill himself at this point and not a single fuck would be given.</font>

...not anymore...

...he's stupidity reached a whole 'nother level now...though it COULD be that he was under the influence of SOMETHING at the time he thought up this "great" idea.

Matt Hardy worked all you guys again. I bet every wrestling message board right now is talking about Matt Hardy. Genius.

lol "All you guys" as if you're somehow separate from said group.

If he's got his head on his shoulder's he'll disappear for a month and show up having stolen Mordecai's gimmick.

...You know, 'cause Juan knew all along it was a work and stuff...

:shifty:

I think it's fairly obvious that everyone who has posted is heavily on the work side. The notion that any of us has had an "OMG MAT IZ RELLY GONG 2 KILL HISSELF" reaction is pretty amusing.

Ryan Clark was going crazy. He went all like "SOMEONE WHO LIVES NEAR MATT OR HAS HIS PHONE NUMBER CALL THE COPS!!"

Clark wants to be known as the guy who saved Matt Hardy.

Well I didn't for one second think this was a "legit" suicide attempt/note

Who here did?

What makes this even worse for me is that Matt Hardy knew Chris Benoit, he knew Mike Awesome and Chris Kanyon, and he knows all the tragedies surrounding wrestlers dying young.

How bad could you possibly need attention

Did you even read this thread?

Anyway, my point is that he did this so people would talk about him and it worked.

Yeah, if he wanted people to talk about what a pathetic dumbass he is for a few hours on an otherwise quiet evening, then fuck yeah, mission accomplished. Total PR success, by Eric Bischoff standards maybe.

Pretty sure he's alienating the entire wrestling community with this stunt. So I dunno if it's the kind of attention he wants.

I agree

BREAKING NEWS: Juan is on the crack.

I said he wanted attention, now if the attention he gets is positive or negative, is another issue

I still hold to the belief that Matt wants to be the Charlie Sheen of the wrestling world.

You said "it worked." It worked in the same way lighting your house on fire so you can have light to read by works.

Again, it might not be what he intended, but he got people talking about him. Which is what he wanted, so now he has to deal with the repercussions.

Are we done splitting hairs?

"I guess you got what you wanted @MATTHARDYBRAND. Everyone is talking about you, again. But it's not in a good way."

Fatt Hardy