Sometimes an "internet wrestling news story" is so good/demented you pray it's true no matter what
 

ROFL, God I hope that's true.

Amazing

Melina is the female Matt Hardy. Except even Matt isn't delusional enough to do something like that.

wonder what would have happened if she just showed up and was on tv

If she actually achieved this and they played along, everyone involved in working with Melina would have been fired and Melina would have been arrested. Also, Morrison probably would have gotten shit-canned on the spot. Also, the camera would have been cut the second they noticed it.

Then they'd all appear on TNA and use that momentum as the central part of a storyline about how shitty WWE is.

At first I laughed.

Then I laughed harder.

Horseshit. He did it several times.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7K0oNE8zfo

:shifty:

I also vehemently hope that this story is true, as it's 100 times funnier that way.

looool

Natalya: The Jack Bauer of the WWE.

Welina
Worrison


Team 2W-E

"Vince Loves Reality Angles!"

Should have hired this dude to feud with Batitsa:

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Melina got released??

I'D ASSUME WWE.COM CHAT GOT LESS OBNOXIOUS BY ABOUT 10%, TOO.

I want this to be true so bad.

NO WAI!

OMG! This is fantastic! Ladies and Gentlemen, Marty Jannetty has arrived.

Morrison needs to ditch this crazy bitch before he gets canned..... In all honesty, I hope they have a long and lasting marriage.....

Wrestling couples always work out for the best.

:rofl:

Obviously the plan didn't work because she asked the wrong person to attack Kelly Kelly. :shifty:

One of the first things I thought about for some weird reason was Melina saying the phrase from Scooby Doo when a villain has their plan foiled.

Natty should've went along with the plan, then decked Melina as soon as she jumped the wall.

If she wants her job back she needs to expose those large titties.

anandraval is telling me that it is not right to punish someone for someone else's mistake. lol

Anything to take the attention away from her hideous face.

Also I hope this is true. Her reaction to the plan being foiled was probably hilarious.

Ahhhh how the bandwagon has fallen apart. I remember not too long ago, everyone on these boards were ejaculating over how hot Melina is and how talented of a female wrestler she is.

Anyways, the real tragedy here is how John Morrison seems to keep taking the punishments for her foolishness. :(

STOP GIVING RUSSO IDEAS!

Trust me, if I ever see Russo (or anyone else for that matter) actually use one of my far flung ideas, I'll stop posting on here and start trying to sell them my ideas.

Was that actually real?

No, come on, if it really was 'real' they would have cut the cameras or something.

Always thought she was hideous and never thought she was that good, really. More annoying than anything else.

Think Morrison knew/played a role in this?

Melina can just go to TNA and steal another Mortal Kombat name. She's got Jade, Kitana, and Skarlet. Just copy the color schemes for it and she's fine and well.

I never understood what Foley saw in her.

His penis.

Her 3 holes fit better than a bowling ball?

Welcome to TPWW/the IWC.
Ooooooooooooooooo. Skarlet and Crimson, I can see it now.

I would've liked to see Melina try this and then Kelly Kelly goes apeshit on her, Eddie Guerrero Ladder Match fan run-in style, and beats the living hell out of her before security pulls her off and Kelly goes on with her match as if nothing happened.

You do realize that Melina is her birth name, yes? *looks at your avatar* Never mind, you've probably been distracted by something shiny by now.

"Do you see what I'm seeing, Taz?! It's Kitana! Kitana has come to the Impact Zone!"

Hey now I don't fucking appreciOH MY GOD SHINY RED BALL!!!!

Do we have confirmation on this story or not? I demand answers.

I can't find this ANYWHERE except message boards in searching. At this point I don't even consider this a rumor, just something obviously made up on a message board and it went viral.

If Ryan Clark isn't reporting it, there's literally no chance of it being remotely true.

Not really. He steals news from reputable sources. It's like 60/40 in favor of bullshit.

She seems like a Skarlet, actually. Although, Melina is actually her name. I'm pretty sure she could use it in TNA. Plus, since TNA has that sleazier vibe to it, she would actually be a great fit for them. That being said, the bitch is crazy, and seemingly has a shit-load of attitude problems (and I don't buy them as simply rumours, or else the chick would still have a job). Someone really needs to sit down with Johnny Nitro and explain to him that he's a young, good looking man with a potentially amazing career making loads of money -- he doesn't need some obviously unstable bitch messing it up.

Morrison could probably fuck any girl he wanted in any town anywhere. This is why I hate life, a man is given gifts like Morrison has, and the fucking idiot wants to waste them on a dumb chick that wants to fuck up his life.

And instead of seeing the writing on the wall so to speak, he spends most of his time in the dark and not opening his eyes to what the fuck is really going on around him.

I wouldn't fuck that ugly, nasty man-bitch with Matt Hardy's dick.

You dont know him, maybe all the girls you find hot, he finds ugly and Melina is his vision of a goddess.

I like Melina. She isn't the best looking Diva, but she isn't the worst either. And I think people that slam her in ring ability are letting their personal disdain towards her influence their objectivity. She's more technically sound than every girl on that roster with the exception of Natty, Gail (when she was there) and maybe Beth.

Would you consider Melina worse than Kelly Kelly, Alicia Foxx or the Bellas ring-wise? I'm just curious to know if when you say abysmal, you mean average Diva bad or Rosie Lottalove bad.

It's on his website. Next to the Maria Nip-Slip Photos **HOTTTT**

She wasn't diva bad until after her injury, she regressed worse than Johnny Boy.

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Genuinely thought she was mad hot at the MNM debut. Ah well..

~8:25 in the video

As much as I would love this story to be true since it would suggest borderline insanity on the part of Melina, I would have to be, somewhat to my suprise, the first to ask: Source?

You're the first to ask for a source because the title pretty much suggests that it may not be true. Reading through the thread you'd know that nobody's been able to confirm it.

Hell I would love to believe but I would just like to know from the OP has got the story.

Judging from her tweets/blogs, Melina seems just crazy (attention-starved?) enough to do this.

Ya

I would totally do Melina. And I still think she's hot. In a sultry/slutty kinda way. I probably wouldn't ruin my career over her or anything, though. That video did make me miss Carlito and Joey Mercury, though.

So fucking mint

So there is a main-page story about Melina denying this tale, along with a masturbatory quip from Clark about not having posted the story.

Melina should be asking herself what kind of crazy she puts out there that people think this might be true of her, though.