The Biggest Asshole Moments in Wrestling History
 

Inspired by somebody or other talking about making a website revolving around times where John Cena has been a real dickhead (in kayfabe), I thought it might be fun to remember some of the times throughout wrestling history where one person was just an absolutely huge asshole. Don't make any Mr. Anderson jokes in here, either. I assure you, they will not be funny.

I guess my favorite would have to be The Big Boss Man showing up at the Big Show's dad's funeral and stole the casket. Pretty dick move, right there.

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Loved That Shit!

"Hey listen big man, I'm here to pay my respects too just like everybody else is... Hey Ms. White now that you're a single woman, would you like to go out with a man like me?"

"Yo Daddy always wanted to be a girl, I'm gonna make him a drag queen right now."

Ted Dibiase kicking the little kid's basketball
That one French Canadian pirate who stole Bret Hart's sunglasses from some kid
CM Punk making Rey's kids cry

Stop messing with kids, you big bullies.

Those poems he wrote were hilarious, too.

Remember Randy Orton handcuffing Triple H to the ropes while he hit Stephanie with a DDT and kissed her while she was knocked out? I'm glad to see they've seemingly gotten past all that.

This was pretty dick

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PRETTY DICK MOVE

Ohhh, good one.

Also Jake Roberts related, what about when Earthquake sat on Damien and killed him?

Here we are:

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Jake was fucking brilliant.

Ho Sale on Lita's last night. Hahaha.

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Follow up, here's Paul Bearer being a dick about the Earthquake incident:

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I feel like in the context of the Dudley Boys gimmick, this kinda blended in with all the other ridiculous stuff they did. But pulling it out and watching it by itself, yeah, kinda assholish.

I loved Cryme Tyme back then.

I feel like I'm getting in the way of Anybody Thrilla and Next Big Thing's personal conversation.

I'm gonna go.

Chin up, sunshine. I was just watching the video you posted. That concept is so fucking ridiculous, but it worked somehow. If they tried that today, people would probably shit all over it.

The Triple H/Stephanie marriage, I mean.

The first one to come to mind was Jake & Savage..... followed by "The Hand Birther" being put through the table by those damn Dudleys, BAHGAWD!

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Awesome beat down

Hunter destroying Paul London and Brian Kendrick with two devastating pedigrees was a dick move.

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Undertaker putting Ultimate Warrior in a casket and locking it.

I mean, he couldnt breathe in there, right?

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Or this

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No one works nuts like Flair

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R-Truth snatching Bret Harts Glasses from some fat kid in the front row on RAW the look on that kids face waspriceless



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at about 2:26

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Cena is a Dick who likes to interrupt people's meals in their hotels.

Honestly, everything Austin did to Vince was a pretty assholish thing.

Guy provides me with a job and money to support my family, he makes some minor requests regarding my conduct and attire...I physically attack him, destroy his car with cement, kidnap him, theaten to shoot him (albeit with a fake gun), make him piss his pants and make his life a living hell in general. Try doing that in any other walk of life.

Truth be told, I never really liked the way The Rock would make fun of interviewers just doing their job, and bullied them into embarrassing themselves on national television. Also, the things Austin did were pretty dick moves, too. I remember some beat-downs on Booker T and William Regal making me feel quite sorry for those guys. Like, I think he once tried to run over a dazed Regal with a car. Didn't Austin get quite upset when someone did that to him?

A more recent Stone Cold one: Giving poor Josh Mathews a Stunner at WrestleMania this year for simply doing his job.

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Austin is the worst example to live your life by, you'd better pick John Cena kids, trust me I know.

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Found it.

Mr. Kennedy bashing Eddie Guerrero in the chair and yelled "Disqualify that!!!"

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Triple H chopping down Orton's house with an axe with his wife and family in the house.

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Bossman was a huge asshole.

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funny that truth and miz got "fired" for doing that to a ref...hhhypocrite?

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This was pretty awesome...I mean nasty of one Christoper Jericho.

Pretty sure ABT meant asshole in the form of being a huge douche, not being raped in one.

I can't see the youtube embeds, so I apologize if I repeat someone else (actually, no I don't, fuck you).

- Brock Lesnar for powerbombing Spike Dudley like 4 times in a row on his debut. Pretty sure that one Lesnar powerbomb to the 145lb Spike would've been more than enough.

- Snitsky for causing Lita to have a miscarriage, and then football punting a baby doll into the crowd in mock defiance.

- Randy Orton for telling Rey Mysterio he was going to send him to hell "with his friend Eddie Guerrero" only a few months after Eddie actually passed away.

- John Cena for dropping cow shit all over JBL. More of an asshole move to the crowd who had to be there to smell it (and probably get splattered with it if they were near the ramp).

- Edge for stealing Matt Hardy's girlfriend and then repeatedly embarrassing him in their one-on-one matches before going on to become a multiple time WWE Champion while Matt drinks/snorts/smokes his life away.

- Kevin Nash for lawn darting Rey Mysterio into the side of a trailer. Totally uncalled for.

- Kevin Nash again for not being there for his buddy Scott Hall while he was playing (being) an alcoholic character in WCW.

- Every wrestler on the god damned roster for not doing anything at all when a woman is being assaulted in the ring ("I know I should go help her, but the ring is all the way down that hallway...")

- Vince McMahon for beating the shit out of his daughter during their match at No Mercy 2003, and forcing the entire audience, at home and in the arena, to watch.

- Vince McMahon again for making people kiss his ass on live TV and forcing Trish Stratus to make out with him on live TV.

- Kane for setting JR on fire.

- Kane again for shocking Shane McMahon in the dick with a car battery.

- Everyone for not stopping Kane from shocking Shane McMahon in the dick with a car battery.

- Chris Benoit for obvious reasons.

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Kane's kind of a douche.

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The Giant and The Yeti raping Hulk Hogan was a pretty lame thing to do by any standards.

I believe that was No Mercy in 2003.

He's right though. WWE was into the PG-era by 2007.

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You know it's scripted, right ?

Everything we're talking about here (for most part) is all from scripted storylines. It's a gimmick thread.

WHAT???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????


Lies and slander

God no showing his tag team match with Shawn Michaels. What a prick.

Thanks for telling me that man. Is anything else about wrestling fake or scripted?

You know it's scripted, right ?

Vince drugging his wife in order to have an illicit affair with Trish, all in front of a TV camera.

Who can blame him though?

Undertaker burying Paul bearer in cement
Almost sacrificing Stephanie
Paul london laughing at Vince moments before his impending doom

Here's a legit one:

Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania 25.

When Undertaker dove to the outside and Michaels pulled that cameraman in the way.

WHY???????????

Why couldn't Shawn have just moved out of the way (which he did anyway)? Why did he have to drag the poor, innocent cameraman into Undertaker's path? All he had to do was step to the side and watch Taker go splat!

THAT is an asshole moment. :y:

No, that's a quick thinking moment where he was doing anything to protect himself without really thinking it through.

I always thought that the WWE lawyers and local law enforcement were kind of assholes for letting the custody of Rey Mysterio's child be decided in a wrestling match.

Also, I posted this in the other thread but this reeks of dickheadedness. I may be able to forgive Umaga because he's a Samoan savage that may not understand that assaulting women in America is generally frowned upon but I refuse to forgive John Cena for waiting so long.

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No, I disagree. He clearly knew what he was doing, yet chose, for whatever reason, to drag an innocent man into the crossfire. :foc:

Not sure if it was mentioned, but the Billy and Chuck wedding was kind of assholish. Vince telling Glaad that it was going to be good for gay marriage even after it was taped was really assholish.

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There was one moment I never liked. It was on the "King's Court" and hardcore heel 1993 Jerry Lawler, put The Fink in a vulcan like choke hold, commanding him to introduce Lawler in a certain way. Pretty certain this was after King of the Ring, which Lawler was not involved.

The response from Todd Pettengil, via WWF Mania was that Fink had some surgery before hand so wasn't 100 percent.

Out with "Buried" and In with "You know it's scripted, right?"

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:nono:

Whats the deal with this one, I know I should know but it escapes me right now.

Usual Hogan BS with a sprinkle of Russo? Or was it a legit thing, Sting doesnt look happy.

I looked on Wikipedia, but it doesn't say. I remember it back in the day, but I was a dumb 12-year-old mark then, so I was like 'OMG WHAT THE FUCK!!!'

Now I'm like, 'wtf Hogan'. :roll:

Supposedly (there's always 10 diffrent explinations) Hogan was gonna lose cleanly to Sting but he felt he shouldn't. So he tried to pull his control clause but Russo wasn't gonna take Hogan's bull shit. So eventually, they worked out this "compromise". Looking at all the Hogan signs, shirts, fans cheering for Hulkamania, I could see why they got tired of this crap

shut up fag

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I remember after Brutus Beefcake had his accident, Bobby Heeenan showed his sympathy by sticking refrigerator magnets on his face. Heenan had alot of dick moves, but that may take the cake.

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Fucking Josh... never left the poor man alone :(

Alright, maybe not 'The Biggest Asshole Moments...' but looking back, that stuff was crazy!

When Brian Pillman helped Arn Anderson beat Ric Flair.

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<font color=goldenrod>Imagine if bosses or teachers were allowed to do this to people just for being late?</font>

A lot less people would be late.