Heath Slater suspended
 

In accordance with its Talent Wellness Program, WWE has suspended Heath Miller (Heath Slater) for 30 days effective immediately for his first violation of the company’s policy.

*Fingers crossed for "We wish Heath Miller the best in his future endeavours"*

What a roid head.

If you are going to cheat at least be successful. This fucker couldn't have weighed more than 190lbs. I get more pissed at guys like Edge, Kennedy, and Slater than I do at Batistoid. At least hes doing it right.

Yes, everyone...of all the people in the original Nexus, David Otunga is the most prominent of the 7. And now Slater and Black Cena are both suspended.

Goes to show you that it isn't true when they say "Steroids = Muscles/Become better than everybody"...

...just sayin'.

One Man Roid Band...

buh-buy wendy.

Did it state that it was steroid use?

No, but the muties always assume.

My guess is coke or Oxys

Probably tainted Wendy burgers.

May be alone here, but I hope he doesn't get canned. I'm a fan of his.

Can't go wrong betting coke.

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Well in my prayers the word I used was dead not suspension but thats close enough I gues
I can scratch one thing from my Christmas wish list



Thanks Santa Christ! :y:

This is easily my favourite moment in the career of Heath Slater so far.

Living up to the gimmick?

With the get-up he debuted last week, it was easily coke.

What outfit

Can't believe you missed it...dark glasses, funny hat....ummm...a strung out jiggalo, or something. I almost didn't recognize him.

That sucks, I actually think Slater is kinda interesting...

DOes he look like a Fox?

Did you....Did you just reference the Nostalgia Critic?

No, but he's famous for attending furry conventions.

Definitely HCG

You're not alone. :D

Slater is awesome! Considering he reeks of that 'this guy is terrible' aura, the guy is a legit worker in the ring, and his mic skills aren't THAT bad.

I know he's been jobbed out a lot lately, but he's still been having great matches with the people he's jobbing too. He's definitely a solid mid-card talent that, assuming this is a one-off, is worth keeping.

Great another good theme gone to shit.

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That theme hasnt been used in months, he's been coming out to what I presume is "southern rock" since around MITB.

Nobody betting on weed?

Don't you just get fined for weed? Or did they change that?

I, too, am a fan of Heath Slater's. The dude just seems to "get it." The guy clearly knows what he is doing in the ring, and is capable of some big athletic spots; but he doesn't overuse them. People claim that he's boring, but I'd say he's got the WWE's safe style down-pat and is listening to certain people that want the kid to go far (if you look at how the dude has been used from the start, it's clear someone wants him to succeed).

That being said, Slater needs to pull his fucking head. I hope the dude has no serious addiction issues and bounces back from this. Dolph Ziggler's been suspensed before, and that's all water under the bridge. But the dude should not be doing anything to ruin any chances he has of getting air-time. He's one that I'm constantly worried about seeing wished the best in his future endeavours.

But hey -- his "One Man Southern Rock Band" stuff is pretty horrible and pointless, truthfully. The best it does is give Striker reasons to try and make the gimmick relevant to what he does in the ring when he's making someone look good on Superstars. Maybe they can bring him back with something more pointed.

Yes sir I did

Also wanna say if Slater gets canned he has a promising future as an evangelistic southern preacher in fact drop that rock band shit and go with that.

Cocaine is helluva drug.

No I'm talking about the fact that most of the copies of that song on Youtube have his fucking face plasted all over it.

Haha not at all.

How will this man being gone effect the overall program?

It's gonna go to absolute shit without him.

Uhhhh...So?

I already miss Heath Slater -- and he wouldn't have done anything yet.

Noid knows

From what I understand, guys get suspended for smoking "synthetic" marijuana, but only a fine for real marijuana,

Until done too often. I forget who it was who was sparking up all the time and "just paying the fines," but they should have named the rule after him.

The Kendrick.

I believe that was Brian Kendrick.

Damn you, Noid.

There's one guy I need to hang with, and wear a wire to get a shoot off of him.

The guy's response is priceless.

He'll still be ginger.

Is that the kind of man he wants to be?

So memorable.

Slater haters....lol

After reading this, I'm pretty sure he's legally retarded.

Or a pro wrestler

Well if you read his Twat it's obvious the guy is learning the business, using this as a platform to make himself known even more. Plus it has created SLATER HATER which I guarantee will be on a t-shirt soon if not already.

I kinda like Slater. He's extremely annoying and his face is very punchable. That's a good quality.

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SLATERS GONNA SLATE

If they ever make a movie about Heath Slater's life, Owen Wilson will play him lol.