Is Chyna fucking retarded?
 

She really has no idea, why a PG enviornment WWE wouldn't want a fucking pornstar on the roster?

Yes, she is. /thread

I dunno, I kinda feel WWE are missing a huge oppotunity here. Chyna could really contribute to the product, and it'll surely bring in all seven of her fans too.

And Kane Knight.

No, just transexual.

She talks about wanting to go back to WWE, and wondering why they won't take her back, and then she starts talking about the Triple H-Stephanie McMahon deal, how she found a "love letter" from Steph to Triple H, etc...

...THAT'S why they won't take you back, you dummy.

It could have something to do with her being a munter.

...and with taking cocks up the ass on film.

Chyna needs to realize, if TNA pretty much cut you off after two events, why would WWE shell out money for someone, even TNA doesn't want?

I know...when TNA doesn't want you, you know you're fucked up.

Scott Hall has a better chance of wrestling a match in WWE than Chyna does of ever appearing on TV again.

WWE doesn't want to push a porn star as a top Diva......

Isnt WWE paying for Hall's rehab? they'd probably want a return on their investment.

She was worthless anyway... That girl with a penis is a train wreck...

As much as I hate the Ryan Clark news shit, THIS is the greatest line ever:

"Chyna, who is pushing for a return to WWE via Twitter, continues to comment on Triple H’s romantic affair with Stephanie McMahon over a decade ago."

In other words, "Please take me back into your company. Also, here's some more stuff about how the guy who is pretty much in charge now was cheating on me."

She was mint when she was just a beast and looked like she could kill you and never talked. Now she is a yolk. She would be good to come back at a Nostalgia show or Anniversary show but not full time at all.

They should totally sign Waltman just to spite her at this point.

Do you know any sane person that would want to fuck X-Pac? Obviously, she's fucking retarded.

Don't be ridiculous. I'm more interested in that Shannon Moore chick

I was about to post a similar thread a couple of hours ago, after reading that headline on the main forum.

To answer the rhetorical question in the topic,

yes, Chyna is fucking retarded.

Yup, she sure is. (in a being really dumb way, not actually mentally challenged).

It seems she keeps screwing herself up worse and worse.

Kinda sad really...

Did she truly just call Mcmahon a diva? And she wants him to hire her back?

Edit: Put in NSFW as a precaution.

The pretty ones often are.

To be honest now, just a legit observation, it sounds like she just wants to be back in WWE for some of the fame and spotlight that comes with it.

Probably needs NSFW tags. I mean, she is stroking a big metal cock the whole time.

What makes you think that

I think her new porn career has very little to do with why WWE doesn't want her back. It just doesn't make any sense to bring her back. She seems to be a mess and the name Chyna means nothing in 2011. I can't believe she is putting herself on the same level as Hogan, Flair, and Bret Hart.

In terms of people who Vince McMahon has been on bad terms with she isn't even as high up the ladder as a Jeff Jarrett or a Shane Douglas.

Backdoor to Chyna...ugh...

Yes, Chyna is retarded. Right now WWE is TVPG, with the envelope occasionally getting pushed to PG14. I could see someone with a porn background possibly getting into WWE, but not someone who is touring the adult film circuit trying to promote a sodomy video.

I know, she's like "They'll bring back Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Bret Hart, but not ME?!"

No, Chyna...not you.

Vince:We are currently pushing a PG product.


Chyna(whilst stroking a metal penis)Vince should let me work with the WWE


Now then kids who can tell me where this all falls apart?

I say let her back. Big deal she was in anal porn. That's only wrong when it's two queers!

Chyna=ratings. :wtf:

If I remember correctly, and this was many drinks ago, she complained the WWE wouldn't pay her enough when she left. Now, she's a complete wreck, stars in anal porn, and is begging to come back.

AND is as big a star as Hart, Flair, and Hogan! (In that order, for the record.)

She brings up the affair between HHH and Steph, complains that she got let go, is in a video stroking a huge metal cock, calls Vince McMahon a Diva, obviously has a huge overinflated ego she wouldn't warrant if she were a normal person much less the complete trainwreck that she is, thinks she has fans, and doesn't understand why WWE isn't beating down her door (I probably shouldn't have said that) to bring her back...

Even back in the day there were issues with her ego and her thinking she was worth more and better than she really was. (Read Jericho's second book.) And she didn't pave the way for shit. She was a gimmick and a look, like Bull Nakano or Nicole Bass.

At least Beth and Natty, while being muscular, don't look like they were born with penises.

Is everybody that does porn automatically a porn "star"? I think the term is thrown around.

Well, she's award winning, so it's not like it's coming from nowhere.

Should "award winning" have been in quotes?

When you come out with "Backdoor to Anybody Thrilla" after your amateur sex tape is out there, we'll consider you a porn star. Same goes for everyone else on tpww.

Which is good, because "Backdoor to Anybody Thrilla" features many of TPWW's finest.

I liked her theme song.

Fixed. :shifty:

Sadly I think the chrome pecker she was fondling was the award in question.

I believe this was it:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/p0qcXjMQyWk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

You think? It was DEFINITELY the award.

It was Chyna and X-Pac, which is worse than having a human centipede open Raw.

Yeah, this will make Vince bring her back:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qrCZ6PH2RtE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Adds new meaning to the word 'pipebomb'...

Love reading the comments people make also to these type of youtube videos:

ThatNickGuy28
Step 1: Get into porn. Step 2: Request to return to WWE, a now PG rated product aimed at a younger audience. Step 3: Continue request while holding giant, golden penis. Step 4: ??? Step 5: Profit?
5 hours ago

Don't treat me like a woman
Don't treat me like a man
Don't treat me like you know me
Just treat me like a special needs whore

Is... Is she talking into a dildo?

Even if they brought her back..then what?
I saw her live at the TNA PPV. Botch fest up the ass :shifty:

CHYNA TRIPPIN' DAWG! WHAT DA HAYELL?!
 

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Did Triple H film Vince raping Chyna?

She had her eyeballs squeezed out of her eyeballs?

from wiki
 

Like Scott Hall, Chynas problems are beyond the point of ridiculous to just being sad and tragic. Truly hope she sorts herself out.

After reading your post for THREE BORING MINUTES....

The Superstar says, "KNOW YOUR ROLE......AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"

The Superstar says this: Everyone is responsible for their own actions regardless of what happened to them in the past.

Autobahn - you are a roody poo jabornie that just got the taste slapped out of his mouth.

If it took 3 minutes to read a sentence i think you should probably keep that quiet.

IT DOESN"T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

The only thing that matters, is that I take my left boot, take it off, look at it, put it back on, take your mom, shine her up real nice, turn dat sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up YOUR CANDY ASS!

If ya smell,
What The Superstar,
Is cookin'

Also - Chyna should try her luck with TNA.

Why are you taking your boot off just to look at it? I think you should maybe plan these retorts out a little better,maybe ask a grown up to help you.

Even TNA was smart enough not to sign Chyna to a deal after her two horrible appearances with them.

The Superstar is going to take TPWW by storm

Quoting The Rock is soooo 2000. You need to SLITP.

WHO......IS THIS ROODY POO.

Whiteyford - the fact of the matter is this. If you got an itch for The Superstar, ya go ahead and scratch it.

Just be careful what ya wish for jabornie.

And that's the bottom line cause The Superstar said so.

Wait,are you the Rock or Austin?

He's obviously the one, the only, Jason Sensation!

I was hoping it was the start of a B.W.O. gimmick

WWE does not want a drug abusing, cock sucking, washed up, disgusting looking, Twitter ranting, wreck of a woman.

Is she fucking retarded? Well, she did fuck X-Pac, so technically yes.

Or he could drop the gimmick, turn heel for some reason, and drop some PIPE BOMBS.

X Pac fucking Chyna proves there's something wrong with him, not the other way around.

Guys, guys, guys, they're BOTH seriously fucked up.

Fair enough.

I wonder if Rhiannon dated X-Pac, If he fucked Chyna why not Holland as well.

Its a possibility, shes fucking just about everyone else in those pornos shes doing. :shifty:

C'Mon, even X-Pac has standards.

By the looks of that vid that was posted few days ago on the main page, X - Pac is catchin her in the 'I am completly screwed n retarded' stakes. i did like here entarnce tho in circa 2000 wen she came out with that massive bazooka like object and fired pyro towards the roof.am wonderin if she cud add that 2 her porno show......

Who we weren't sure was a man with a little penis or a woman with giant clit in the first place.

I wanted to see a Chyna vs. Nicole Bass match at Wrestlemania, and call it the
BATTLE OF THE BIG BICEP BUTCHES!

the bigger question is "Why are some of the wrestling forum posters retarded?"

Because it's the wrestling forum?

I wanna be cool like you when I grow up!