Hey Gertner (TLC Spoiler)
 

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:kiss:

lol just hope they don't pull a Christian with him.

Everyone taps.

Win by pinfall.

Bryan=WHC
Ryder=US Champ
Punk=Still WWE Champ

The internet has officially orgasmed.

http://i.imgur.com/EbMoq.jpg

<font color=goldenrod>In before Gertner just says "lol he won't hold the belt for more than a month"</font>

Bryan
Punk
Rhodes
Ryder
Kofi
Bourne

Smallest set of champions ever. Guess Vince's big man fetish is more or less dead now.

That reads like a really fresh list. Also, Gertner might go as far as to predict the end of the company now.

The one night I decide to have a fucking social life.

:foc:

Love that. The WWE Championship looks massive compared to the World Heavyweight Title there.

:heart:

That's going to my facebook right now

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Gert is probably just finishing beating the fuck out of a teddy bear.

The tears will soon commence.

I say have him lose it on RAW tomorrow.

Just terrible.

All I can hope for is that he loses it before Wrestlemania and is not going to be in one of the main events.

Having Punk as WWE Champion and Daniel Bryan as WHC kinda reminds me of when Eddie Guerrero was WWE Champion and Chris Benoit WHC.

Who hacked Lock Jaw's shit?

No way he's holding it to Mania, but I don't care. He's world champion, CM Punk is WWE Champion. Can't take away from the fact that, at this very moment in time, two internet/indy darlings are holding the two biggest titles in the company.

seriously. Two of the most deserving WCW-ers and now two most deserving Indy guys. :love:

I just thought of something.....isn't Final Battle coming up this week?

Coincidence?

It's a little weird (or not) how WWE began paying attention to the Internet, and the product is all of a sudden better.

The only real difference between Eddie and Benoit and Punk and Bryan is that the former were on a national stage in WCW. They were still the indy/internet darlings, and nobody thought either one would cut it in WWE's eyes.

Don't care what anybody says, without CM Punk and Daniel Bryan there would be very little in WWE today for me to care about. Other things are good, but those two are the ones that make me want to watch, they're the ones that remind me there are guys who love and know professional wrestling in WWE and care for it more than a lot other guys.

I meant it in that all four are/were smaller guys who can/could actually wrestle.

Gertner is such a good troll that he can get people riled up while he's not even here.

Amazing.

Does this mean Daniel Bryan is about to send out a bunch of cryptic text messages?

And one of them even actually deserves it!

Is he married by any chance? Any kids?

:shifty:

Lock Jaw is the Anonymous Wrestling Forum Gertner.

Gotta represent The Other Side when he isn't here.

The only real difference between Benoit, Punk, and Bryan is Punk and Bryan haven't killed anybody.

Are the dogs in the enclosed pool area? Is the garage side door open?

:shifty:

"The beard has been shaven. The Title is in the kitchen"

I think you guys are overestimating Gertner's emotional investment in wrestling.

Did you know Daniel Bryan Danielson has made mention of modeling his wrestling off of the work of Dean Malenko and Chris Benoit in his early career?

http://images.fandango.com/MDCsite/i...ris_benoit.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kmIHGDi2Ls...niel-Bryan.jpg

Who's he going to text? Who is he friends with?

Punk?

@peta The dogs are enclosed in the pool area, gate is closed cause I don't want Fuzzykins and Munchkin to get hurt. Left them meat-free meals for three days and plenty of water.

Which group had it easier being an indy internet darling or being shit on constantly in WCW?

At least Benoit and Eddie got to go when they were the undercard in WCW because no one higher up really gave a shit about the undercard.

WCW put the world title on Benoit when they realized that they needed him. Similar to CM Punk this year?

Short-lived title reign = :y:

Wait, so according to sources, Cena pulled Henry's groin on RAW? Or, was that in the locker room after the show?

This could also explain why Henry's match with Show seemed so short. Still don't see why they didn't just keep the belt on Big Show though if this is in fact the case.

Good for him but he'll only end up being a transitional champ and will lose it to this guy:

http://img.poptower.com/pic-19761/wa...-nxt.jpg?d=600

I approve of this title change, but not yet.

He's been built up way better than Daniel Bryan has. I say go for it.

Needs more pecs.

I'm already awaiting Daniel Bryan vs Randy Orton being announced in the first segment of Smackdown this week and experiencing deja vu...

And if Wade Barrett wins the title, my pick for the Rumble winner instantly becomes Sheamus. Because Sheamus is awesome right now. And I'd like to see him win the world title from a heel at WM.

Speaking of the Royal Rumble...

I wonder if, since John Cena alread has that match with The Rock, it means he won't participate in the Rumble.

Also, while I had a thought come to me where I could see Jericho making a surprise entry and winning in order ro face Punk, I now think it could be Dolph Ziggler who goes on to win the RR. Him losing the US Title quite possibly means that he will enter the main event picture now.

So he'll either feud with Punk now, or they can wait 'til the Rumble and have him win.

Are guys that cash in MITB ever "built up?"

Rob Van Dam.

Some?

Del Rio, Miz?

I think it was a great build up. I think this news is a red Herring.

Edge

OK, so SOME are built up. My snide remark still stands

... Punk

Edge again

Jack Sw... um... Kane.

I clearly remember Punk jobbing to Kane after winning MITB

Also, Edge was already well established as a main eventer when he won the second case

Barry Horrowitz

Haku

Johnny Polo

Kane cashed it in on the same night he won it. That's one hell of a build up

I forgot what we were talking about.

ok, settle down

Beaver Cleavage

Fuck you guys. Same shit different wrestler. Guarantee when Barrett/Ziggler/Cody wins their first title you'll whinge about that too. Give the guy a chance first to see how they book him/he carries the title.

Ziggler was already WHC. That worked out so well.

That comment is a joke right? Cause seriously, I give you much more credit than that.

Sort of. Ziggler technically is a former WHC.

But really, build should come before a title win. They've got it ass backwards. The only reason I wanted Bryan vs Henry at WrestleMania was because the David vs Goliath build would have been more than enough to make Bryan the "talk of the town" and thus justify his title win.

They could still have Henry chase Bryan to get his title back....

Very very slowly...

What with the pulled groin and all

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lol

He can't come back in a month or so and set up a match for mania? Aren't you normally the one going at people for not looking at forward booking?

I was replying to DeathtotheSwiss' post in a facetious manner

MY BAD

I actually missed his post all together.

No Mark Henry for a bit? Wonderful news to cap off a great PPV.

I prefer Henry to Bryan.

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<font color=goldenrod>Love the huge pop the second Bryan's music hits. Clearly nobody cares about him.</font>

Let's not exaggarate here at least both of his fans in the building went nuts Ryder clearly got the bigger pop at the end of his match wwwyki.

Why does it seem like a mirror image? :?:

To get around copyright filters.

Did they photoshop his face?

Youtube has a system to detect copyrighted works. Flipping the picture so it's mirrored is the most common way around it.

Gonna suck when they devise the technology to flip their detectors.

A better question is why Big show looks like he's wearing a bib.

Truly is the era of mediocrity.

I prefer eating my own poop to Henry

He's not over at all, he can't speak and nobody gives a rats ass about him. Enjoy watching your ratings plummet WWE.

Then again, it does taste like chocolate.

Are you kidding? Noid will be on here posting reports that this was the most-bought PPV EVAR!

I honestly see Ziggler or Barrett taking the title off Bryan at EC.

He'll probably lose it earlier because after EC is Mania itself and I doubt the WWE wants him in one of the main event matches this early.

He can lose it at the Rumble and then challenge again at the chamber which could free up the spot for the Rumble winner (Sheamus, Big Show, or Orton) to challenge at Mania.

Dunno. at this point, I think the hot dog vendor could ME mania.

Well, not this second, but if you gave him a T-shirt, an entrance theme, five minutes of exposure and a catchphrase....