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I want to create a hot wrestling rumor that is completely false
I need your help though.
Step 1: Come up with a believable lie that would have major ramifications if it were true. Step 2: Create a twitter account on which we will use to source the story. Step 3: Disseminate the story to every wrestling forum and comment board we can find. Anyone else bored enough to help me do this? Going to need like 15-20 people to really accomplish this. |
Jeff Hardy has died.
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Danielson lost the title on a house show.
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Something about either Stone Cold, Chris Jericho, or HBK coming back to wrestle.
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Danielson and punkand Davey richards unified the titles at ring of honor house show before final battle
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completely believable. Excellent post
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Might wanna do this in a non-public forum.
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Dean Ambrose Seth Rollins and Anthony cesaro took on punk Bryan and bourne
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Wrestlemania tickets aren't selling well and they're moving it to Cleveland.
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CM Punk outpopped DX.
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That one may have been started already.
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Vince McMahon died in 1987 and was replaced by a lookalike.
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Punk gets Michelle Beadle to sign a contract as his valet
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Hulk Hogan and Sting are going to wrestle each other this year...
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Hunico gets fired from WWE for purchasing a number of corpses in Mexico to try and persuade Lady Gaga to use him in one of her music videos.
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Brodus Clay is actually a Cyborg that Vince controls from backstage. He's still in the development stages so they haven't worked out all the kinks, hence they don't feel confident enough to use him on Raw just yet. The creators are trying to find a way to power him via twitter WWE trends.
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Mason Ryan is gay.
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The current plan for Wrestlemania is for Zack Ryder to defend his US title against Kane. The weeks prior to the event, Kane will start showing a softer side than he is currently, and even help Ryder out during a beatdown from Jack Swagger. The match will end with Ryder winning, Kane looking to chokeslam Ryder after the match but have a change of heart, remove his mask and reveal a BROSKI headband. The two will form the tag team "Take Kane, Spike Your Mane" and will bring a Lion to ringside with them.
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Wade Barrett recently drew heat backstage after mentioning to several members of the crew that he was soon to be getting another new tattoo, this time on his face. Some higher ups got word of this and apparently came down hard on Barrett explaining that his image belonged to WWE and they would not condone the action. Barrett allegedly joked that he could lose in a face vs mask match to Rey Mysterio and be forced to wear a mask to cover the tattoo. There was word that this incident led to a physical confrontation backstage between Barrett and and well respected veteran William Regal who had declared Barrett to be a buffoon of the highest order. Expect Barrett to go on a losing streak in the coming weeks - months.
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In a follow up from the incident at Elimination Chamber 2010, where The Undertaker's pyro malfunctioned and burned him, it's being said by various sources close to both of them that he and Vince McMahon are at a crossroads about the situation. The Undertaker is considering legal action, and it seems that his match at WrestleMania is off, and he may be done with the company entirely.
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Shane McMahon is looking to form a group to buy TNA and compete with his Father for real. He was seen in Nashville recently as well.
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Barely anyone will believe it and they can also google search this thread looks like your stocks are down
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a million and one muties would believe it if it was on one of the brilliant websites out there like ProWresInsiderKnowledgeFactMan.org
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I know this doesn't really fit... but I can't stop fucking laughing. Best headline I've ever read. |
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OOOOh....I like this. Not Jericho though since that one might turn out to be a sure thing. Keep these ideas coming and I'll do a poll for everyone to vote on the most realistic ones. |
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Don't be dumb, I'd delete the thread before we went through with it. |
I like this idea, but I'm not creative/funny enough to come up with a rumor.
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With his relationship with TNA going sour and his financial troubles continuing to mount, word is that Hulk Hogan is in talks to return to WWE as early as the Royal Rumble. In a nod to their high-level feud several years ago, Hogan may clash with Randy Orton in the Rumble match, either causing Orton's elimination or being the last opponent eliminated by Orton.
The biggest stumbling block to this is, of course, Hogan's current legal issues with his wife. Hogan's court appearances may prove problematic to his ability to make personal appearances. Some withing WWE even argue that Hogan's value as a mega-face may be soiled by his life's events in the past few years. |
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I'm going to propose a John Morrison rumor soon and see what people think. |
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Former World Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Champion MARK HENRY has been diagnosed with Vitiligo (the disease Michael Jackson had) and will be repackaged as SEXUAL SWIRLY and then eventually transform into SEXUAL VANILLA
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also http://tpww.net/forums/showgroups.php The best rumor you could do that will start a shitstorm will be something about Punk losing his title too soon. Or possibly that Taker won't wrestle this year because he will be jobbing to Cena at WM 29 :lol: |
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I added the elipses into the Droford quote to be able to insert either a) buying a house, or b) at the airport. Both of these apply. |
I think what we should do is create a twitter account for one of the ring-side workers, and instead of predicting something major like a lot of these rumors, make up some insane story about what is happening behind the scenes.
Like all the Melina/JoMo stuff of recent, come up with some insane story that is going to spread like wildfire. Like, how about a random story about a confrontation between Mark Henry and JoMo, like finally JoMo snaps backstage after finding out that Mark Henry fucked Melina. He then repackages himself as a no-nonsense badass submission machine! |
that's not interesting. that's midcard shit. go big or go to your home. Do something about Taker's streak or Punk's title reign or how about Rock/Cena both refusing to job to each other
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The twitter account is going to be the key, an anonymous source claiming to work for the WWE and reporting back-stage drama between superstars. |
WWE Creative Writing Assistant could overhear some good stuff like guys not wanting to lose to each other. Maybe not from the wrestlers themselves, but from the writers scrambling to figure out a finish that works for both.
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Yeah, but it has to be realistic in they don't want to lose their jobs. There are probably a shit-ton of production guys that could get away with doing an anonymous twitter account. A WWE writer would be found out and fired within a day.
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Ask Ryan Clark for advice on how to do this Swiss.
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Think Shane buying TNA would be best.
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I'd go with the Rock/Cena refusing to job to each other. Way more believable.
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Actually, go outside a "wrestling" source. Go with something outside the WWE. Something like "Dwayne Johnson signs on to (random Hollywood Blockbuster), filming begins March 28th in England.
Then let the rumor evolve into the Rock is pulling out of Mania. |
How about a "leaked" Wrestlemania 28 script lol
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How about a rumor about Orton trying to sabotage Punk's rise to the top because of jealousy?
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Unrelated to wrestling... but when I was in St. Louis a few months ago, I was wondering how I could start a false rumor via Twitter about having witnessed the arch tipping over.
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John Morrison came out of the closet, Melina was just his cover, so she's not really a slut for fucking multiple wrestlers while in a relationship with him.
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Creating a believable twitter account will be too difficult. A member of the backstage crew would likely be followed by some of the wrestlers and other members of the backstage crew. It will also look a bit daft if the first tweet this guy makes is some bizarre rumour without months of regular posts before it.
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Actually, if you can get on Seth's Facebook page, you could get HIM to post something really stupid. |
HHH cheats on Steph with Michele McCool and HHH and taker had a shoot fight backstage over it.
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Former WWE performer Dustin Runnels
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John Cena goes down to Home Depot and pays illegal immigrant workers to go to his house and choke him while he touches himself in the shower.
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WWE has decided to push up plans to relaunch WCW. The new Monday night nitro would feature dormitory talents and current upcoming stars of FCW competing in a kayfabe separate company. Plans were in place to have this happen on the network shortly after launch. The idea is to create a buzz that helps their ratings, and get the network part of standard cable programming
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Would not be a Monday night Nitro.
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You guys are putting too much thought into things.
This is the internet. Anything you write without a "LOL" or "LMAO" at the end, is taken as true. |
I heard that Scott Steiner is going to be cryogenically frozen at the end of the year.
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JR has been suspended after a brawl on a plane back from (last RAW city) with Michael Cole. JR has recently been upset with Cole taking the story too far and gave Vince an ultimatum to have nothing to do with the WWE again, or give him RAW and Cole Smackdown. Jerry Brisco has placed him on leave whilst Vince reviews the situation.
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michael cole is pregnant.
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Post Cereals threatened to sue the WWE for using the term "fruity pebbles" unless John Cena agreed to endorse the product.
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How about BG James retuning to the ring for a program where he wrestles the lead singer to Downstrait? The WWE is just trying to whore out an album of theirs they're producing. Would also work for R-Truth.
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I heard Brodus Clay is in the doghouse. The main reason he hasn't made his impactful re-debut/return.
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Pretty big doghouse.
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Start a Rumor that Daniel Bryan isn't completely stale and boring, and that he has excellent mic skills.
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No one will buy that. COME ON!
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The "new" IC belt isn't the same one as the one from the early 90s.
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pretty sure it's actually the classic blue globe tag title under a mask
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Vince Russo is set to return as WWEs head of creative direction in 2012
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Vince Russo is Russian.
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Make a rumor that a WWE employee is a registered member of tpww and posts.
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CM Punk was originally slated to face the Undertaker at Wrestlemania this year and HHH wasn't suppose to be apart of the show. HHH told Vince that it "wouldn't draw" so they decided to do another rematch between Undertaker Vs HHH
Side note, this is for you Guru ;) |
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