Somebody Call My Mama
 

That's not embedded. Fail.

Did you say "making fuck?"

Delivering what the people came here to see

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You should put spoiler in the title.

Not because I give a fuck about the spoiling, I just want people to see the title and think that Ernest Miller returned on Raw.

lol

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Brodus Clay is no Ernest "The Cat" Miller.

I would like it if every week Brodus Clay came out to a different ridiculous gimmick.

I was hoping that the gimmick was that he had lost so much weight waiting to debut that instead Gillberg comes out dressed in a singlet.

<font color=goldenrod>I can't stop watching his segment. It's mesmerizing.</font>

lol. A Brodus Clay-sized singlet hanging off his body as if he had never taken it off throughout the weight loss.

I want Ernest Miller to comeback and be his manager, otherwise fuck the WWE for recycling his music even though 99% of the fans won't even figure that out.

Not sure how this makes me feel... I was laughing when it happened, but a part of me wanted to also cry.

Brodus made me believe in Disco again...

This was horrible. Why put off his return for that? I just lost 5 minutes of my life I will never get back after watching that. smh...

I liked all the sounds he made when he wrestled. He reminds me of Akeem and I loved Akeem haha.

Well at least it's different. I liked it.

I'd much rather this than a "Unstoppable Monster #233" gimmick

I like how Laurinaitis told Otunga last time he was on the phone with Brodus that the longer he waited to debut him, the angrier of a monster he would be when he does debut.

And then The Funkasaurus debuts. lol

somebody call my mamaaa.....somebody call my mamaaaa

Lol sweet holy mother of funk

I've got the song stuck in my head.

Actually, I've got Tazz singing the song stuck in my head.

That was good.

WWE needs a decent comedy character.

Good gimmick - Clay will get it over.

Benoit killed the wig

Would be funny. I still think it's total nonsense IMO. again it's only first impressions.

That was my original thought on it. I loved the funkasaurus though.

When I first saw this I thought "oh shit" they are burying him for that tweet where he said he was going over Jomo as his last match.

The crowd seemed to go for it so I hope this sticks. Funkasaurus!

It makes him stand out if nothing else. Glad they didnt lumber him with "unstoppable monster #233" as a gimmick at least this has potential to get over and develop.

Expectation:
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"You gonna get raped."

Reality:

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"You gonna get funked."

funked in the ass

This was fantastic. The WWE needs more characters.

SUPLEX BABY! SUPLEX!

The girls with him were Naomi and Ariane Andrews from FCW.

You may remember Ariane as the first contestant eliminated from Tough Enough. Her new favorite match of all time is surely Funkasaurus vs Curt Hawkins.

Great Point!

Are they serious? They have this monster from NXT who could have gone from a loser on NXT to the FCW for a cup of coffee and back to the main roster... so they take him out, hype him up as a monster, to have Fat Funk come out?

It might be cool if it turned out that Laurinaitis forced the gimmick on him and he eventually gets really pissed and turns into that monster.

Quoteth the book of Russo.

Goddamn people, can a big man have a gimmick that isn't stereotypical for once!? Jesus Christ!

Is Brodus Clay black? I can't tell.

I bet they were getting shitfaced and watching old Rikishi tapes when they came up with this gimmick for Fat Funk.

OHHHHHHH BRODUS YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOO FUNKY.

brodus is the modern day mabel, with an amish beard

They definitely need The Cat to make a guest appearance at the rumble. Dance offffff.

Curt Hawkins got funked up

Speaking of Hawkins (as his name is mentioned a little less around here than Barry Horowitz) what's up with his cane?

He's still a monster. He's just a monster that likes to dance.

Nothing about his funky gimmick says "hey, this guy is a joke" or "hey, this guy couldn't serious fuck you up."

He's still a monster. He's just a monster that likes to dance.

Nothing about his funky gimmick says "hey, this guy is a joke" or "hey, this guy couldn't serious fuck you up."

It's true. Rikishi got a main event push wearing a thong for crying out loud. It can be done.

Yeah. It's actually a completely realistic gimmick. Not really far-fetched or anything. The guys just got a personality.

Yeah and the gimmick gives him room down the line to SNAP AND TURN HEEL

Anyone know what happened to Lamont? He'd be solid as Brodus Clay's cohort.

He used it to help walk around when he claimed to be "injured" but now just has it as part of his gimmick where he either uses it as a weapon or when threatening people.

That was so glorious :rofl:

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What is it with WWE's obsession with fat guys in red?

And become a 'badass submission machine™'?

I like it. I like it a lot.

Or a vending machine.

I quite enjoyed that.

2nd

I am a big fan of these ladies.

One on the left has got DAT ASS

When is he going to put his mask back on?

Needs more of The Cat. All I could think of was how everything was there except The Cat.

I love this.

They wanted it to be retarded? Hilarious.... but retarded? Lol

God Dammit that was funky

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I dunno..Akeem had some sweet hand gestures with his flow..its a tossup

Really really really like this gimmick.

Quite possibly the only entertaining gimmick in the WWE(...out of the two?).

Sorry folks, Ryder doesn't do it for me at all. WWWYKI

I count at least 11 gimmicks right now.

Hm...

Undertaker
Kane (?)
Brodus Clay
Ryder (?)
Goldust
Zack (?)
Sin Cara (?)
Santino (?)
R-Truth [FACE] (?)
Hornswoggle

...shrugs

Brodus trumps them all

lol actually makes me more interested in Brodus than anything he's done before

+
Del Rio
Hunico
Mysterio
Jinder Mahal

and I still find Brodus' gimmick much more intriguing. But we shall see next week.

Hell, I can go ahead and say this, Brodus' gimmick > The Undertaker's gimmick

I never liked the deadman Undertaker gimmick. Not sure why.

Maybe his debut spooked me when I was a kid and forever shunned him.

meh

Brodus was on television with that gimmick for...what, five minutes?

Actually, about three minutes and fifty seconds.

That's definitely enough of a body of work to compare it to the twenty plus year career of The Undertaker, I would say.

I guess his debut was delayed so he could learn the two dance moves that he did.

I want that hat.

It was probably really difficult to find a tearaway track suit his size.

Glad you agree

I think it may be something to do with the HD cameras in the last few years. I remember it was the reason for Mark Henry's gear change a few years ago.

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FUNKY'S ON A ROLL

I think Brodus needs a mouthpiece for him. Like it was mentioned in here, a Lamont type personality or something.

as much as i love the funk-a-sauras, they have a good comedy character already..i may get some flack for this, but santino is gold when it comes to comedy. i love every time i see santino, especially when he has a mic, or backstage

Totally not what I expected.

Totally loved it though.

Hey, I'm in to Truth's psychotic escaped slave gimmick, even if it's less interesting now that he's a face.

Watched this over 30 times, can't get enough lol! My Bad!

So we're counting Sin Cara and Mysterio as "gimmicks" since they wear masks? lol

Actually, I think Cara's gimmick is that he can't wrestle a match without fucking up.

That's gimmick infringement of Sabu.

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HAH! Awesome. The guy's got "it".

<font color=goldenrod>I like how Brodus is still using his catchphrase from NXT.</font> :lol:

Brodus clay is my new favorite just due to his theme music

yeah i like the swerve noone saw it coming and somehow brodus pulled it off

Sooooo fucking mint.

gonna abuse this gif

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