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Caption America: The Thread

Can't believe Sting didn't say bless you! What kind of Christian is he?

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Ref: Oh no, Abyss! You don't know where that thing has been.

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Originally Posted by DeathtotheSwiss (Post 3743828)

Can't believe Sting didn't say bless you! What kind of Christian is he?

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Well, it was bound to happen. Hogan's back spontaneously combusted mid-match.

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"HELLS YEAH GONNA GRAB ME SOME TITTIES UP IN HERE!"

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Ref: THEM AIN'T TITTIES!

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Kevin Nash was very proud to show Triple H his Yoga for Real Guys tips. This stretch is called "The Iron Quad".

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Originally Posted by Blakeamus (Post 3743837)

I get it now, because I got it then. It's good.

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"If he dies we're never going to going to pull off our Boyz to Men cover album!"

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Abyss: I got ya nose!
Bully Ray: THAT'S NOT MY NOSE!

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*After referee knocks down Devon*

SPOILER: show

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Jeff Hardy shows everyone how NOT to spell "Jesus".

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Chikara Pro's bukkake night was a splashing success among fans and wrestlers alike.

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The new Ministry of Silly Walks faction was really failing to get over with the crowds.

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Jeffs half hearted Tommy Cooper gimmick wasn't doing too well either.

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Silly Jeff, the Thriller zombie makeup was soooo wrong.

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Sting thought Hogan was joking when he said he got a Depends sponsorship.

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Hogan: I just shit my pants...
Sting: Are you okay, can I get you-
Hogan: I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!

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Zombie Sting takes a bite out of Hulkamania.

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Abyss: Turn your head and cough.
Brother Ray: (To ref) You sure this is just like WWE's Wellness policy?

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"Fucking magnets, how do they work?"

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"Huricane Kick!"

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It's never fun when siamese twins fight.

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TNA introduces a new "Hardcore High Five" match.

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Next on the Wrestling Channel: When 40 year olds think they're teenagers.
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"Springtime for Hitler in Germany...."

(Just for you, Swiss)

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The Power Rangers turn heel, taking Rita's younger sister captive.

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Originally Posted by DeathtotheSwiss (Post 3743917)

:/ @ Blake

Yeah, I got neg rep for it...I guess it's still a sensitive subject.

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Originally Posted by DeathtotheSwiss (Post 3743553)

You know what to do.
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Boots To Backs will never trend on twitter

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Sting is awed by the accuracy of Hulk Hogan's Ric Flair impression.

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Abyss strictly enforces Impact's new wellness policy, stopping to give Bully Ray an impromptu physical.

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Jeff Hardy uses his shamanistic power to hypnotize the audience into thinking he's still over.

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Most people wouldn't think of super-gluing your opponent's foot to your back as an effective strategy for neutralizing them in a match. Then again, Triple H isn't most people.

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Getting kicked in the face isn't nearly as brutal when compared to the fact that Bully Ray lost his right arm in the middle of the match.

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Jesse Neal wasn't sure what surprised him more: the fact that a random wrestler dropped down from the rafters behind him, or the fact that he pinched his butt on the way down.

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The crowd awaits eagerly for her opponent, the giant tentacle-monster.

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The crowd goes wild for the return of the ghost of Yoshihiro Tajiri, placing his confused opponent in an invisible Tarantula.

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Fan: "I kinda feel bad for stealing Hogan's gear, now."

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Ref: "Well, that's just grate!"

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Apparently, Jeff Hardy's lesser-known female sibling is just off camera.

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For once, D-Von's kids aren't the dumbest looking guys, wearing red shirts, in the shot.

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Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 3744127)

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"Springtime for Hitler in Germany...."

(Just for you, Swiss)

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"STOP!!! THAT'S OUR HITLER!!!"

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Originally Posted by NoJabbaNoBogRoll (Post 3744337)

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Fan: "I kinda feel bad for stealing Hogan's gear, now."

Only decent one in the bunch so far :|

Sting Fan, I question your ability to love and be loved.

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Kevin Nash impersonation of Dhalsim.

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WWE completely dropped plans for high speed camera integration after seeing this 1000 frames per second shot of Dolph Ziggler's entrance.

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There are few things more painful than having the skin on your chest replaced with leather.

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Flair: Don't cum yet! Don't cum yet!

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Originally Posted by DeathtotheSwiss (Post 3745302)

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There are few things more painful than having the skin on your chest replaced with leather.

LOL!

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Anderson's best Triple H impersonation.

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WWE's Version of "Jenga"--in this match it was Good Ol' JR vs. Jerry "The King" Lawler and based upon the direction of JR's head, I'm pretty confident on who won.

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The "Who's Who" of wrestlers no longer in the WWE or dead.

I dunno about some of those.

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Daniel Bryan: Marco?
Mark Henry: POLO!

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Cuz this is thriller, thriller night. There ain't no second chance against the thing with fourty eyes

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Ref: Umm Abyss, your suppose to grab your own crotch when doing a Micheal Jackson impression

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TNA's new X-division entrances were a big hit until Abyss sprained his wrist.

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Abyss stared in astonishment as AJ Styles' plancha began buffering in midair.

Alright, long time listener, first time caller. You guys are generally funny, I give you that. But when it comes to these caption threads, you fucking suck. Seriously. Why torture yourselves?

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Originally Posted by VoodooPimp (Post 3747086)

Alright, long time listener, first time caller. You guys are generally funny, I give you that. But when it comes to these caption threads, you fucking suck. Seriously. Why torture yourselves?

Stop calling.

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Originally Posted by DeathtotheSwiss (Post 3747095)

Stop calling.

Well played, sir

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Guy making sure that load of s**t doesn't land on his face.

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Originally Posted by VoodooPimp (Post 3747086)

Alright, long time listener, first time caller. You guys are generally funny, I give you that. But when it comes to these caption threads, you fucking suck. Seriously. Why torture yourselves?

Best first post ever :y:

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The Butterly Effect comes full circle as the impact of Flair's chop on Orton ripples across Flair's own chest.

Yeah, I typically always get migranes while watching Khali work too.

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Batista invests in the Tobias Funke line of hairplugs.

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Worst hand of letters in Human Scrabble, ever.

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King: Hunter! Hunter! My water bottle, Hunter!

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RAW is WAR brought to you by the letter h.

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looks like The Miz took a visit to the Zoo and wanted to take a picture of the Cebra.

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Originally Posted by Drakul (Post 3768594)

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Worst hand of letters in Human Scrabble, ever.

At least he has a blank.

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Originally Posted by MisterLee (Post 3768162)

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As if the Flying Teabag wasn't inappropriate enough, Rey decided to pull out his dick before performing the move.

(I got nothing.)

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Triple H, being the dick he is, decided to Pedigree Sheamus ONTO the glass ceiling.

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Miz makes his gay porn directorial debut!

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Originally Posted by Xero (Post 3770486)

At least he has a blank.

He'll probably use it as an N.

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 3770377)

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The art of levitation.

So many terrible captions.

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Originally Posted by Switzerland (Post 3745305)

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Flair: Don't cum yet! Don't cum yet!

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A dramatization of what would happen if Joey Ryan attempted the dick flip to Danny Hodge.

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 3768128)

Before

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After

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Forgot Batista ever looked like that

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This is actually a match I can see happening at WrestleMania 35.