Supreme presents: A Hasney Joint: The Royal F'n Rumble Jan 29th "Spoiler: Santino will NOT win" (Razzamajazz)
 

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Bit early but who cares? its the rummmmmmmble bro!

ROYAL FUCKING RUMBLE

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very weird seeing Kane in a wig.

<font color=goldenrod>Pretty sure Kane's not in that commercial.</font>

We gotta work on that thread title. This is the Royal fucking Rumble, kids.

who is that at the 7 second mark?

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<font color=goldenrod>Jericho and Orton.</font>

How about now?

The real reason Chris Benoit killed his family?

Looking forward to a great show tonight.

better

ROYAL RUMBLE, 3:16! man i mark out whenever i hear JR say that

I'm still debating whether to order this or risk it with a stream.

Rumble is the one show I don't risk and I order.

Someone quote this just before the Rumble starts.

<font color=goldenrod>I've ordered the Rumble the last 4 years, but I think I'm gonna have to stream it this year. No job at the moment so I can't justify $50 or whatever obscene amount they charge for a PPV.

I've had nearly perfect streams the last few PPVs though so hopefully it'll work out.</font>

I'm definitely pumped for this. Is Jericho winning a foregone conclusion or do you think WWE will have some kind of swerve?

David Lagana @Lagana
Pitched one year for Rumble - the Champion (WWE or world) enter and if he won, he could pick who he defended against at Wrestlemania

ehh don't like that idea, If I won i would pick Primo or something....no logic reason not too.

It opens the obvious story of "potential opponent makes champion's life a living hell until he makes the match".

So looking forward to it.. Cena's match is obviously going to Suck and so is the divas match, but hey wooo

I will be working, so somebody link me to a replay stream as soon as there is one.

Nah if Jericho comes out as either the #12 or #21 entrant (more likely the latter) I guarantee that he shall be the victor if his vignettes ring true.

SPOILER TAGS YOU FUCKING CUNT

This card has potential to be awesome.

-Bryan/Show have great chemistry together, and Henry as a wildcard only adds to it. Should be some really good storytelling there.

-Cena/Kane could be fun, if booked right. It should be kept to a 4-minute match, and then continue it as a brawl on the outside. Then, they could revisit each other in the Rumble match.

-Punk/Ziggler has (very) early MOTY contender on it.

-And the Rumble is the Rumble.

I havent orderd a ppv since 2004. The drought ends tonight though..my interest has come back ,mainly because of Punk..but the storylines have improved a bit. And Cena isn't winning everything. Hoping for a good show

You jinxed it. There's our Royal Rumble winner.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Might as well add "brought to you by super soaker"

the thread title isn't long enough

I think I close to maxed it with the end bit.

close isn't good enough. max that shit

I wanna be in a PPV thread title. I think I've earned that.

I just tested it and it is officially maxed.

We're at the maximum lads. She can't take no more.

Too much gat-damn punctuation. That's your problem.

Well I'm getting ready to leave. See you fuckers on the flip side! Be jealous!

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DON'T BE SHUT OUT!
CALL YOUR LOCAL CABLE OPERATOR NOW! :lol:

Looking forward to Christian's return in the Rumble.

Also, can see them re-doing the "use the knocked out guest ref's hand to count the 3" in the Punk/Ziggler match.

I'm thinking more that the special ref is so beaten up that another ref has to come down.

DAMMIT XL THAT WAS WHAT I WAS GUESSING

I feel like it will be something more creative than that. The finishes to Punk's matches have been pretty consistently creative since winning the title. Even the Survivor Series match where he won it had a unique finish.

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6:35 onwards

Is elimination chamber the next PPV or are they back to No way out?

I am formally predicting right now that the following people will all be surprise entrants in the 2012 Royal Rumble match...

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And one of them will win.

wanna find a stream for this, anyone got some directions?

Rumor:

I'll assume that if I click on the above I won't see the name Chris Benoit.

I don't wanna break the news to you...

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I had no idea. Just Googled him. :(

LOL At bottom left corner. I wonder if we'll have a super pose down at tonights event? :lol: I'm hoping Dancing Dave Batista will return to bomb the rumble. TONIGHT! LIVE! ON PPV!!!

Never seen that before. Pretty cool poster.

Apaarantly there is a curse on #14:

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:(

Streams.. lets go boys

Seems like half the rumble is gonna be surprise entrants going by teh dirtsheets.

Cool.

damn 14 sounds like a place to put hornswagle but r-truth will probly get that spot.

Or maybe Benoit.

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lol, it looks like Hardy is caressing Bulldog's face.

Gonna try to find a stream for this.

Check rep. I always use that site and have never had problems.

I could use a stream :wave:

I'm unbelievably ill. Hope I don't pass out befoe the end.

I'm actually either really bored or looking forward to this because the RR is a fun PPV, hope the streams are decent.

thinking we will see Taker return tonight... lights go out midway through, everyone assumes Y2J based on entrance past couple weeks then the gong hits...

Like I been saying...SANTINO WILL WIN.

Ever since Kane came back being all 'monster' again, I have a feeling Taker will come after Kane and they will try to build up Kane's rep after he sorta lost it when he was more 'human'.

Sucked it up and ordered it. I hope it lives up to the hype.

no streams in the stream group yet?

Why am I not in the fucking title?

There's six in there

Thanks Cuzziebro :)

If my stream cuts out at any point, I'm holding 3 unnamed individuals in this thread personally responsible. You have been warned.

Who are the surprises tonight?

Rikishi dance off with Regal and the Funkasauras would be sublime.

Jumpin' Jeff Farmer is going to make his much awaited WWE debut as part of Jericho's "It's going to be the end of the world as you know it" deal.

I spent $65.

gonna hate myself in 4 hours

Dunno. I'm expecting this "For the first time ever ALL WWE Superstars are eligible" to lead to something interesting. And this year I've managed to avoid spoilers for any possible surprises.

Fully expect him to do his hi five the fans around ringside for 5 minutes deal before someone entering forceably puts him in the ring.

I’d be in heaven for a Brodus/Rikishi dance off in the middle of the Rumble, and then have some jobber come in and get squashed by both of them.

Hoping top see Barret win and face Bryan at WM...

Big Zeke starting to grow out that hair?

Also hoping this "any superstar" doesn't lead to Cole somehow entering and winning...

also did they specify any "WWE Superstar" or was it just "Superstar"... if later Sting and a few other TNA guys debut followed by an announcement tomorrow that VKM just bought TNA out for $20 and a stick of Juicy Fruit...

How is the online stream through WWE.com? I was just going to find a stream but I kind of like the Rumble enough to watch it. I think I'll go crap and meditate on it then find out if anyone has anything to say about it here.

If Ernest 'The Cat' Miller is included I will explode :naughty:

lol if the countdown goes off and then Cole pops up and jumps in the ring

I just took "Every Superstar is eligible" to mean "We can't be bothered to actually figure out who's going to be in this thing, so we'll just kinda wing it that night."

lol at the BOTCHAMANIA sign during the "Dont try this at home" promo

"plenty of superstars looking to screw each other"

might wanna rethink the wording on that

Ive bought it before for 'mania in the UK. Worked just fine, no lag. Not an HD stream because I live in a low bandwidth area but it wasn't laggy.

I wish you two the best of luck in finding streams. IN a totally unrelated subject matter, I have repped you both.

HHH helps Johny Ace screw Punk, get Punk/HHH at Mania, Cena gets belt off Ziggler at EC and Rock/ Cena for belt.

Yes I am popping out random predictions... a little bored right now lol

<font color=goldenrod>Spent $5 for a stream that is supposedly guaranteed to stay up and be uninterrupted. Seems good so far. We'll see how it goes. If it works out I'll totally use it for Mania. Really the only 2 PPV's I give a shit about.</font>

If I knew in advance, I'd have money on my account for that. 5 bucks is actually a good price for a stream.

Staring out with a major title... with the champion coming out first? The Fuck Is This?