Bored at work. Name a wrestler and I'll give you my opinion on them
 

Canada, your hard earned money is paying for this.

Shelton Benjamin

Bushwacker Luke

Chocolate midget

Frequently outshined by Bushwhacker Butch. I measured their workrate, and while Luke scored in at a 5.6, Butch scored a 6.8.

Zach Gowen

About as successful as a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.

Percy Watson.

Want DLVH84 to come in with some really obscure guys.

I LOVE me some Percy Watson. He was so amazing in Season 2 of NXT, but the WWE toned his act down for some reason and he's not nearly exciting.

.....I also prediticed he'd be the Number 2 babyface behind Cena in 2011........and now just his skin colour resembles a Number 2

Pete Gas

Danial Bryan for the lolz

And Billy Gunn

Mean Street Posse was pretty amazing. Too bad he got hurt.

Billy Gunn is one of the best tag team wrestlers ever. His singles career was meh to me though.

Daniel Bryan is a complete waste of time. He'd be a great JTTS, kinda of like a Funaki or Scotty 2 Hotty. Again, "yes" is over, Daniel Bryan is just a vanilla midget who gets cheered by the fat, basement dwelling virgins.

Giant Gonzales

Probably the worst big man I've ever seen. Terrible as El Gigante in WCW and even worse in the WWF.

BamBam Bigelow

Steve "Mongo" McMicheal

Amazing big man. His match with LT was fantastic, considering LT's limited wrestling skills. Could pretty much wrestle any match. Big fan of his.

Ugh, never got the appeal. Hated hearing his voice, and hated his matches, and I prefer power wrestlers over vanilla midgets.

Raven

Big Daddy.

One of my absolute favourites, although his character didn't really have much varience. Fantastic character, but there's only really so much you can do with him.

Taz

Huge British star, that gut of his was friggen epic.

Glacier

Taz was friggen amazing in ECW. Kinda knew he'd never really fit in, in WWE. Love Taz. Kinda surprised he accomplished what he did in the WWE

lol love Glacier. He had a gimmick at the end of wCW where he was Norman Smiley's personal superhero, and Smiley would stir up shit and wait for Glacier to save him, but Glacier would spend the entire time slapping fans hands and posing for pictures with them while Smiley got his ass kick. It was amazing.

Mikey Whipwreck

He was alright. Never really got into him, although his tag with Tajiri was pretty sweet.

Axl Rotten

His feud with Ian Rotten was pretty sweet, but outside of that, never really got into him.

Steve Corino

Corino is another guy I never got the popularity of. I liked his little whiney bitch shitck at the start of his ECW run though.

Dennis Stamp

Mass Transit

Vampiro

All jokes aside, he's was by FAR the best jobber the AWA had, besides maybe Tom Stone. He made a lot of wrestlers look good. I'd book him. HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

A clone of Clox's gf.

HATE Vampiro. He was alaways boring to me, and from what I hear, he's a pretty big douchebag.

Terry Gordy

My favoruite Freebird. Friggen bad ass in Japan. Miracle Violence Connection with Dr.Death was pretty sweet.

Jushin Liger

Kwang

Mideon

Pretty awesome wrestler, but he's a Jap and there irrelevant.

I LOOOOOOOOVED Mideon! Naked Mideon was hilarious, and I really enjoyed him and Viscera as a tag team.

A wannabe Jap is even worse than a real Jap.

Konnan

Lord Tensai

RRrravishing Rick Rude?

Ryback

Goldberg

Scott Steiner

Vince Russo

Hunico

Heath Slater

Austin Aries

Billy Kidman

Lets go for the vanilla midget joke and say Little Beaver

Georg Hackenschmidt, who made his debut in 1896, his first win came against Fritz Konietzko. Best known for having over 3,000 matches and having lost only two, or for his legendary feud with Frank Gotch, Hackenschmidt retired after his loss to Gotch. This happened on September 4th 1911, and was highly remembered by fans because Gotch's shoelaces came undone during the match.

You are a poor mans DLVH and have ruined this thread as a result, you street dwelling urchin.

The fuck you talking about 'dawg? I'm a legit fan of Georg Hackenschmidt, and would love to hear Gertner's take on the man.

Pfft, 'the man'. I meant 'the legend'.

Wrestling hipster:nono:

Not a fan. I remember Jim Londos gave Hackenscmidt three Canadian Destroyers on a scaffold, and Hackenscmidt refused to sell.

He's pretty good, but he has indy stench all over him. Plus he's too small.

Big fan of Kidman during his run with the flock. Found him EXTREMELY annoying with everything after.

Kharma Kong.

HHH

Undertaker

Shawn Michaels

She is friggen tremendous. Can't wait till she comes back, killing bitches dead.

All three are fantastic for so many reason. In terms of ranking those top 3 I'd go

1. Undertaker
2. HBK
3. HHH

Sami Callihan

Kane

He's a vanilla midget CZW douchebag

Kane's alright. I don't hate him but I don't love him. He's just kinda there. Kinda like Randy Orton with me.

The Sandman

That fat OCW guy who whored out his fed here...

That man is actually Ryback now

Love love love The Sandman. Wish he wasn't such a friggen mess, but I guess that's part of his appeal.

Taka Michinoku

Tommy Dreamer

Vader

Bobby Eaton

Bill Dundee
Jack Brisco
Tommy Rich
Buzz Sawyer
Bob Armstrong
Nick Bockwinkel

Sabu

Foley
Sting
Abyss
Angle

Kanyon
Mortis

Gertner didn't give him the correct number. Now that is just wrong. His calculations are wrong. The Royal Society of serious business in pro rasslin has Luke rated a 8.9654. That is the correct answer.

NXT Season 4 winner Johnny Curtis

The Juicer...

Brian Lawler

Primo

TAKA was a fav, loved Kaientai, but the bumb he took at the Rumble was absolutely harsh.

Tommy Dreamer, I have a soft spot for. My fav in ECW. Not the most talented, but busted his ass.

Vader is the best big man in history. Hands down.

Bobby Eaton is being held down and has to have been black balled, as he has so much to give in the ring. He should be U.S Champ, but the WWE loves to shove this PG crap down our throats.

Dundee switched from heel to face more times than I can remember any other wrestler doing. His feuds with Lawler are legendary. Terrible booker though

Tommy Rich, the good old flying dick in the face as a finisher. His short title run over Harley Race I think hurt him. Never a fan.

Buzz Sawyer: bad ass. Had a great feud with Tommy Rich if I remember correctly.

Bob Armstrong. Introduced to him through his sons in Smokey Mountain. Solid in ring competitor

Nick Bockwinkel: Basically take when Damian Sandow is doing right now, now x1000 with incredible in ring skills and you have Nick Bockwinkel. Bobby Heenan has some great stories about Bockwinkel in his book.

Ultimate gulity pleasure. I completely forgive his botches, because he's so damn entertaining.

Foley is the man. Really needs to go away now though. I think people have completely forgotten about him these days. I remember watching the King of the Deathmatch Video and just ebing in awe.

Sting: I was a HUGE NWO guy and hated Sting, but he's vastly under-rated. One of the many guys that Flair made.

Abyss: When I first saw him, I thought of him as a Mankind rip off and figured he'd disappear fast, but he's stuck around, and I LOVE the Blackhole Slam. TNA has booked some ridiculous shit with him

Angle: Angle is awesome. Love the guy. Was one of my favs in the WWF/E. Not a fan of his in TNA though lately.

Kanyon was pretty sweet. Loved his innovative offense.
Mortis was a cool character in a stupid feud. Like his tag team with Wrath ( The Rare Oddities)

Curtis is a diamond in the rough. Pulls the creepy character off soooooo well.

Lol the Juicer. Poor Art Barr. There's alot creepy about that gimmick in a Superslim kinda way.

Loved the guy. Too Much was a great tag team, as was Too Cool. HATED him as a singles comeptitor though.

If you were to tell me a year ago that Primo would not only be employed, but a champion, I'd be shocked. Nice to have tag teams in the WWE, but Primo is kinda meh.

Steve Austin

Sid Vicious

Dan Spivey

Savio Vega

Austin is the biggest star in history behind Hogan. Loved/hated depednign on who he was feuding with.

Vicious: Should be in the Hall of Fame. His promos are ridiculous, but an awesome character.

Spivey: How fucking awesome was Waylon Mercy!!!!! Shitty in the ring though.

Savio Vega: Apparently is wrestling in Ring Ka King. Only thing I liked about him was his Los Boriquas music theme.

Ryback