GAME - Important Questions in Wrestling History
 

Ask important questions in wrestling history. Answer the previous question before asking your question.

Example:

Poster 1: Who raised the briefcase at King of the Ring 99?

Poster 2: Rikishi. He did it for The Rock, too.
What was Warrior talking about when he told Hogan to crash his plane?

Poster 3: Ultimate Warrior saw their 1998 feud in a dream and wanted to stop it from happening.
Was Vince McMahon really supposed to be the Higher Power?

Got it? Get it? Good!

Who the hell thought Triple H spitting water in his entrance would be epic and make him look like a badass?

Triple H did. Because he is the very definition of Epic and Badass. You're voting for me in King of the Forum, right?


What possessed Arn Anderson to raise those four fingers that first time?

Triple H /thread

He was ordering for drinks for himself at hooters.

Who was driving the white hummer?

http://www.oklafan.com/image/bank/jim_neidhart.jpg

The wrestling forum doesn't get it. :nono:

Just a case of arthritis acting up at the right place, right time.

Can Paul Bearer actually die?

No because Paul Bearer is in fact death himself, therefore he cannot die or kill himself.

Why did D-Von Dudley always have to get the tables?

One time Bubba got the tables. One time there were 7 Dudley Boys. After that there were only 6. D-Von remembers to this day what happened to good natured Doc Dudley when Bubba got the tables.

Did Sid speak to a higher level of comprehension, where only future advanced civilization can understand him?

No, he quite often had too much "shit" on his mind, among other places.

If Steve Blackman hadn't retired so long ago, would he have ever won a major title in the WWE?

Did anyone ever really smell what the Rock was cooking?


Why did Hogan just come out and lay down for Sting at Halloween Havoc in 99?

Because it was past his bed time.

Did Vince screw Bret or did Bret screw Bret?

Vince screwed Bret,the other is physically impossible no matter how hard you try and how much yoga you do. Or so i hear.

Why does Flair keep going to the top turnbuckle when he always gets caught?

He didn't always get caught. There was at least one instance where he actually nailed a top rope move (an axe handle, I think...)

Why did Carlito ever stop spitting apples in people's faces?

Its a health code problem in the work place.


Where was HBK's smile hiding when he lost it in the 90's?

In Vince's butt crack.

What was Stevie Richards going to show us?

The Randy Savage/Stephanie McMahon porno videos

Who was behind G-TV?

Goldust, but it was canned after the camera broke down being clogged with semen.

who was "the powers that be" in WCW?

David Arquette and Jay Leno

Why was Kaval Buried?

His constant head-rubbing was seen by some groups as promotion of skinhead philosophies, which infuriated many sponsors (KFC, Nike, etc.). Pulling the plug on his push was merely a smart business move.

Would Marty Jannetty have been the better choice to turn heel at the Rockers break up?

Not really because then Shawn Michaels would have eventually been let go at the end of the year, only to jump ship to WCW as a wrestling pizza delivery man. It would have been the most over gimmick in wrestling history.

Who was originally planned to be revealed as "They" in TNA?

Vince and Shane McMahon

Who was originally supposed to be the Black Scorpion?

Ahmed Johnson but he got injured and couldnt step up to punchy!

Where is parts unknown? How many wrestler live there? Are they different parts unknown?

It's located somewhere between Nastyville, The Bottomless Pit, and The Wrong Side of the Tracks. Just take a left to The City of Angels but if you hit TV Land, you went too far. Then head down to 20,000 leagues under the sea, past the Outer Reaches of your Mind and...go inside the Grizzlebees.

What if Muhammad Hassan never left in 2005?

He would have won the championship with an anthrax napkin,

how sucessful will The Marine 3 be?

Oscar Nominee

What is the most common disease in the WWE locker room?

Mono. Just ask Edge and Christian.

What if CM Punk hadn't been brought an Austin T-Shirt for his infamous "pipe bomb" that night, and instead was wearing a Santino shirt? (Would he have been taken even half as seriously?)

You ruined the thread MOron

This is the greatest thread ever.

It's Punk. If anything he'd make Santino as over as Stone Cold...

Where the hell is Ranjin Singh? Did he just cease to exist?

Khali attacked him and he was not able to recover.

Where did Kurt Angle get a milk truck at so late?

It seems his wife at the time was on good terms with the milk man.

REALLY good terms.

Big Show's finishing move is a punch. A frickin' punch. Why does he do any other move at all during his matches??

Because Big Show needs to get his blood circulating faster to "load" the punch. Why did D'Lo Brown botch his powerbomb on Darren Drozdov?

Because he thought a wheelchair would be the best prop since the chest guard.

How in the hell did Mae Young give birth to a rubber hand?

She had sex with a wall-master from zelda.

How did mankind REALLY lose his ear?

In a freak barmitzfa accident

What was the feud between Glacier and Mortis really about?

Basically it had more to do with Chris Parks than anyone ever thought...

Also in 1998 who was better than Kanyon?

If you ask the crowd, EVERYBODY!

Why did WWE not have Rocky Johnson on television after he was in Rocky Maivia's corner at Wrestlemania 13 (against the Sultan)?

They wanted to rename the Rock Bullwinkle and make them a tag team. He did not approve.

Why the hell have road signs turned up underneath rings?

Hornswoggle has a go cart track underneath there

Who really is the best jello wrestler

Bill Cosby.

Who caused Magnum TAs car crash?

Bill Cosby :shifty:

Whatcha gonna do, when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

Channel the spirit of Hiro Matsuda and break his leg, brother.

What could you have really learned at Warrior University?

The studies of Destrucity of course.

Who is the greatest intercontinental champion of all time?

Roddy Piper, because he didn't even need a stinkin' belt to get over!

Why did Chris Jericho smash Chyna's thumb with a toolbox during their feud, when he could have targeted ANY body part?

To avoid a thumb wrestling match.
Why do they put random wrestlers together when they already have actual tag teams?

Because the (R)ussos can't get over.

Who is the legal man?

David Otunga.

Why is attempted vehicular homicide never prosecuted in wrestling?

Ventura always said close only counts in horseshoes and hand-grenades. He didn't make that up, it is embedded into every professional wrestler's contract. All of the attempted murderers get gold stars, participation trophies, and A's for effort.

How many times off camera have Shane and Vince turned on each other?

They turned on each other 7 times.....in the shower.

Will someone ever call Brodus's momma?

They have. She has Caller ID.

How many limes is TOO MANY LIMES?

Depends on how much tequilla you have.

Which of Foley's personas was the toughest?

Cactus Jack.

Did we ever get ready to suck it?

You certainly did.

What would have happened if The Undertaker had kept Brother Love throughout his career and never gotten Paul Bearer as a manager?

Paul Bearer would have went on to become 3 time WWE Champion as Percy Pringle III.

What would have happened if Booker T vs Buff Bagwell was the highest rated segment ever in professional wrestling?

The real answer to this is: Alzheimer's

Cross body on Michaels at Mania?

Anyway,
End Of An Era: Hell In A Cell: David Arquette vs Dennis Rodman at Starrcade 2012.

Why do referees hear with their eyes?

Because secretly all WWE refs are deaf.

What if Hulk Hogan never won the WWF title?

Mr. Nanny would have starred Hacksaw Jim Duggan

Who's first?

Jim Neidhart.

Where did Chris Vaughn go to after he left TNA in 2004?

Nowhere. Vaughn's gone.

What would have happened if James Roday and Dule Hill guest hosted Raw together as scheduled?

Bob Barker would have them 'taken out'.

Did Sting even like The Crow movie?

What is Kane's favorite breakfast cereal?

Cheerios. The Big Red Machine loves his nuts and honey.

What if the Montreal Screwjob never happened?

Then Sunny would have been the last thing to screw Bret.


Who's better than Kanyon?

Glacier

What would have happend if Bret Hart had taken the time off after Starrcade 99 and came back at full health at Sould Out 2000?

He would have jobbed to Sid.

Why did WCW want Emory Hale to wrestle as the masked persona "The Machine" (and humping the ring ropes for a few shakes after DDP stopped shaking the ropes) before letting him wrestle under his real name?

because it was a right of passage in WCW (everybody had to wear a leather mask and hump the ring ropes while DDP shook them before being able to wrestle under their real name)


What would have happend if Russo and Ferrara got their own reality show on TNT after leaving the WWE instead of being apart of WCW?

It wouldve been a sucesfull hit and theyd both be rolling in money right now.
What if The Rock's wrestling name was "Bill Dicks" ?

Then we would all have said " Do you see what the Dick is stirring?"
What if Cena didn't suck?

Then half of his heat would disappear.

What other wrestler's wives has DDP stalked?

Sarah Callaway, Beth Fleihr, Linda Hogan, Elizabeth Huett, and Stephanie McMahon

Why did WCW change its "World War 3" PPV to "Mayhem" in 1999, rather than license a "World War 3" video game?

The 3rd ring was repossessed.

What if Cranky Vince on Twitter really is Vince McMahon?

It's not, because it's secretly Eric Bischoff trolling everyone.

Why won't WWE bring back their ice cream bars?

Good Humor wants too much money to make new dye stamps for printing the new character designs.

Why does WWE refuse to pay for the rehabilitation of Marty Janetty's ankle?

WWE already wasted enough money on Janetty during his 12 runs with the company.

What did Tensai do to lose his Lordship?

Became Ace's bitch-in-the-hole!

Why did Jeff Jarrett lose his hair?

He kept getting called a fag in Nashville.

Was Kerry Von Erich's fake foot buried with him, or is it at the WWE Hall of Fame, or a 3rd thing?

Lacey Von Erich keeps it in a jar.

Why did Scott Steiner think he was going to be a championship?

Little does he know he IS a championship: The Scott Steiner Champion: Scott Steiner

Why does Hogan keep trying?

Because one day, when the planets align, he might just get it right.

How do we like Bob Holly now?

I could take him or leave him.

I have an answer to jeff jarrett's one too. He was the Ch Ch Chosen One for male pattern baldness.

What ever happened to Tom Brandi?

Still active. You can see him every week on WWE TV. He now goes my the name Alberto Del Rio.

What does everybody want?