Official WWE RAW Thread 5/14/2012: Baby you can drive my car yes I'm gonna be a star beep beep'm beep beep yea
 

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A-K-A, yes, I'm too lazy to come up with a catchy introduction to this thread.

Early much?

Redo the title

Title sucks.

This will be the highest rated RAW ever this week.

Will watch for HHH.

However if he doesn't bring Bieber and 50 Cent to the ring with him I will turn off like last wk.

Yeah, it's too wordy. Try something shorter, like "GAME BACK ON" or something...

"The Game Doesn't Need the Konami Code to Win" or "SuperCena and Friends Fall to the Ace in the Hole."

Ok..someone suggest a better topic..the 3rd person to respond with one will win. lol

^THIS!^

Official WWE Raw Thread 5/14/2012: My Marriage is done, I'm single now.

Official WWE Raw Thread 5/14/2012: Operation Look for Corndad's Million Yes Signs lol

On my way out the door now to head down to the show. Should be a good one. Hopefully.

Opposite the Camera side on the lower level so got a chance to get the TPWW sign some on air love tonight.

Curious how Cena is affected by the personal life stuff when working. A lot of the live shows over the weekend reported he was out of it, understandably.

Looking forward to some Bryan/Punk goodness tonight and hoping for another Paul E. appearance during the HHH stuff.

Also be on the look out for a guy on the side of the ramp who looks like Hulk Hogan. He's known for hilarious signs for Pens games and heard he has a few up his sleeve for tonight.

It would be dope if Laurinitis went after everyone who helped HHH up in some capacity. A push for Kofi = YES! from me.

Hm..how do you change the Thread Title?

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WWE Raw Supershow Cause you're not watching How I Met your Mother or NBA Playoffs.

WWE Raw Supershow: Always named Monday Night Raw except from 1997-2012.

RAW should get back to the uncut, uncensored, and uncooked aspect.

Here's a more punchy title: Official WWE RAW SuperShow Thread: The Game Plots Revenge against Brock Lesnar

Click the title you posted on the wrestling forum page. You can then edit the title.

Wont allow me to.

It's your thread so I don't see why it wouldn't. Double click it from the wrestling forum page.

Since that won't work, then just click the edit button on the first post then click the go advanced button and edit the title there.

Yup-I figured it out. Had to go to advanced options!

Somehow even worse Title.

Yeah pick clockshots instead

ANY OTHER SUGGESTIONS? BEST SUGGESTION GETS $1,000.

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NOT ANYMORE! Ok. For real. I'm done changing it. lol

CENA WINS!

HHH sucks

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What's your favorite flavor? Ehh, I probably aint gotta ask-they're all your favorite.

I wonder if Zack Ryder will get a win on Raw for his birthday...

How long till Raw starts?

Doubt he'll even be on Raw :-\

Also, I think we should go with CSL's title.

Kinda miffed about that being that I enjoy his work since the beginning. I also enjoyed Cryme Tyme, so take it for what it's worth.

Mate, I'm Ryder's biggest fan around these joints, but even I can see they won't do anything special for him.

This thread should be about three things: CM Punk vs. Bryan Danielson, PAUL FUCKING HEYMAN, and Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar. That's what Raw is being booked around.

The only thing that can save whatever HHH is going to say tonight is heyman

yeah, that sums it up pretty much.

Pretty much why Raw will score a 2.8 this week

I won't argue either point. I spread myself too many TV shows, net shows, obscure 80s cartoons, old TI games, Lego games, and Marching Bands too follow Ryder like I would want too. Heck I would like to take a pic with him and tell him I'm impressed how he put himself where he wanted to be by being self innovative... That's about it.

Cody Rhodes & Bryan vs Punk & Marella tag match revealed for tonight by Rhodes on Twitter.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Tag match tonight's <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAW">#RAW</a>...@<a href="https://twitter.com/WWEDanielBryan">WWEDanielBryan</a> and myself versus @<a href="https://twitter.com/milanmiracle">milanmiracle</a> and @<a href="https://twitter.com/CMPunk">CMPunk</a>. Millions of $$ of talent in this match...and Santino</p>&mdash; Cody Rhodes (@CodyRhodesWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/CodyRhodesWWE/status/202172765204258816" data-datetime="2012-05-14T23:05:18+00:00">May 14, 2012</a></blockquote>
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Thread title got changed again?

Why?

Oh, okay.

Carry on then.

Wrestling is fake sign. Haha.

bringing up flair again

Anybody on the lookout for Corndad?

Pauly's back for another week and the crowd is still dead.

Heyman is gold.

Nice promos by both men. Heyman should just replace Lauranitis all together, how much better would that be

no ones digging raw tonight I see

I'm around. No one else isn't by the looks of it.

Hey twitter users, did you notice that there is a TNA Creative bagging on WWE Creative? Which came first and why is the TNA posting about WWE? WWE doesn't do it or at least nearly as much as TNA is...

Both are parody accounts and probably even the same person doing both tweets

are we going to unify the US/IC belts again?

Thanks for the information

th eGTS should be for Get to Steppin

Kinda hoping Cole or Lawler let slip he's getting divorced.

Instead of the RAW diva search they should have the John Cena Wife Search

John Cena obviously has no christian values.

Nougat's back

Otunga made it back.

I probably would have taken an extra week, IMO.

Who did he beat?

Someone should grab that phone out of Johnny Ace's hands and blow it up.

That first mask is so goofy

Really?

lol chokeslam

Worst choke slam ever?

lol looked like Show slipped/fell before Kane could grab him

That episode from South Park with Randy and Jesse Jackson is running through my head right now.

So Gertner these are the types of wrestlers you like huh? Cause this match is nowhere near as exciting as CM Punk/Santino vs Rhodes/Bryan was.

My thoughts

this has to be the most boring RAW in like 2 or 3 years

God, show is such a crybaby. Always with the waterworks, this guy.

"Fuck him up, Big Show. Fuck him up!" If only.

this is stupid.

Got bad feeling his knees are gonna explode if he goes down.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>This segment may be proof as to why Knucklehead didn't do blockbuster numbers at the box office <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative (@WWE_Creative) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE_Creative/status/202219451582656512" data-datetime="2012-05-15T02:10:48+00:00">May 15, 2012</a></blockquote>
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Big show takes out Johnny..= Mystery Opponent for Cena this Sunday

or..not

This is why I can't buy Big Show as a credible monster. Look at him whimpering.

ROFL all that for that

And....BOOM! there go his kneecaps poor bastards never had a prayer.

I dont care if its a work or not... Johnny Ace needs to get off TV.

So the board of directors should be suspending johnny any moment now...if there was continuity.

Johnny has them in his back pocket

Either Big Show is really hot or that arena is ice cold if you can see steam coming off him.

this sad moment is now interupted by the fatass that can't wrestle

How the FUCK do you transition from that to this Brodus Clay bullshit?

:rofl:continuity in WWE :lol

For some reason, sometimes when I see the 2 girls dancing with Brodus I kinda expect them to turn on him. Like they're going to low-blow him or something.