RAW Thread 21-5-12 - Fly Like The Wind Johnny
 

The Era of People Power continues.

Cena is pissed.

Anyone have a stream? My cable box isn't working

It's too crowded in here.

The second the show starts, I spill my beer everywhere, not a good omen.

Big Show/Cena program? snore

Still Early Gentleman.... still early.

Cena needs to go over the deep end here.

When he rambles so flamoyantly like he's doing now...ugh.

Computer GM Reference lol

Lock Jaw

Oh Eve. My Penis throbs for you.

Lol the Scooter. Amazing.

That's actually pretty funny.

lol

I give it about 4-5 weeks before he's walking normal again if it follows the same way as the other recent "serious" injuries in the WWE.

Hired back saturday? so that means Johnny should be DQed and Fired. correct? Since Show was an employee? haha

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Considering all the "possible" injuries @<a href="https://twitter.com/WWERawGM">WWERawGM</a> has, it doesn't give us much hope in our medical team. Surely HE has insurance <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative (@WWE_Creative) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE_Creative/status/204741594841227265" data-datetime="2012-05-22T01:12:54+00:00">May 22, 2012</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>"On my knees doing something I've never done before." There goes our PG rating <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative (@WWE_Creative) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE_Creative/status/204742344346570752" data-datetime="2012-05-22T01:15:53+00:00">May 22, 2012</a></blockquote>
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Show's crying
 

That's not true Show. I was there live. You got a standing ovation as you left the ring. Moving on.

Big Show looks like Al Boreland

I've never been happier to see David Otunga

Where's the Thermos????

I like Barrett's coat better.

I dedicate this match TO YOU, LMAO

If Show was re-hired on Saturday, wouldn't that make him under contract during the PPV, and therefore shouldn't he be fired now?

Just sayin...

I guess Big Show doesn't check twitter about what was up....

Even so, I wonder if Damien Sandow would come out and educate the unwashed masses about what an antihero is.

YOu want him to double fist? I'm not sure he can walk talk hold the mic and hold a thermos at the same time.

Show was alright I guess. Nothing great.

You and your fucking LOGIC :shifty:

And Triple H was supposed to approve of this as well right? Talk about plot holes...

Otunga is disturbing to look at shirtless

like Carlton Banks on a diet of Growth hormones and baby oil

WHY? Can you not handle that much Chocolate? or is it the oil? He looks like one sweaty field Nigga

Quiet Cole, everyone here would pose for Eve

NEXUS???

GET EM!!!

The Nexus is back!

Reks and Hawkins!!!

What is this Nexus part 2?

What is going on... jobber central.

Oh God Hawkins on Raw Reks even more of a shock

QUICK CHECK for the job squad 2012

Reks and Hawkins on RAW :y:

Let's make it a tag team match.

and she makes me as erect as Sheamus's mowhawk

I was praying for Sheamus to kick Cena


lol Jobbers Pulling a Nexus beatdown only to fail

I feel Raw will end with things destroyed and Cena and Sheamus laid out in the ring ala Nexus 2. I kinda hope it does. Eh. Fuck it. Will end with something lame from Big Show.

Santino lol It's not even a real Cobra

God Dayum I love Santino

1,000 Raws....Holy SHIT

no one made a Tyler Reksus joke?

He stole Cruella Devilles ride!

Did you see how that Fuckface slammed that door? That car cost more than your measly life is worth!!!

so who introduced WWE to dubstep?

some of those whore divas

I know actually cringed and yelled "you stupid cunt"

Chris. Jericho.

I guess Jericho's staying for a bit longer.

Hopefully.

Sweet Jericho/Orton feud.

Finally Jericho to get revenge for Orton punting him out of the WWE.

Welp, Jericho has lost it.

Are they chanting "you suck" to Jericho? How dare those unwashed masses besmirch Jericho's name.

Looks like Jeircho is staying a bit longer and this time a bit more loonier than before.

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Yes, @IAmJericho is the best in the world at what he does, be it intense promos or wearing leather pants #RAWTonight

YES!

The Summer of YES!

Evening folks.

Hope this Feud goes all the way to Summer Slam

Hey, great. Punk presents other wrestler's opponents.

And does commentary.

Punk on Commentary = Win

Punk on commentary is the goods.

Love that Chair spot

That was quick.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Did we give @<a href="https://twitter.com/CMPunk">CMPunk</a> the ability to book matches? Probably did that on Saturday when we re-signed Big Show <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative (@WWE_Creative) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE_Creative/status/204754661721382912" data-datetime="2012-05-22T02:04:50+00:00">May 22, 2012</a></blockquote>
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I'm waiting for Beth to just walk past them in the hallway.

I've had that facial reaction too many times.

Punk looking for someone else lol

lol

well she is a better crier that Big Show

I didn't really get that segment, but AJ is beautiful, so = win.

Shes going all mickie james single white female.

Christian got quite the introduction.

Punk pity hug.

Digging Christian as a face, wonder how long that will last

I'm kinda glad Christian is a face again. They were starting to lack in the upper mid carder BabyFace area

This guy still has a job?

Jinder Mahal gets a Raw match before he gets cut. How nice.