The Most Unlikable Guys in Wrestling
 

Simple thread with a twist.

Who are the most unlikable talents in the big 3 (WWE, TNA, ROH) wrestling promotions today? I'm not talking about heels who do their job of getting you to hate them, I'm talking about the people you just want to see beat.

I'll give it a go right now:

Heath Slater

Alberto Del Rio

Johnny Ace

Please contribute, add to the list, and debate.

Jeff Jarrett

/thread

Jarrett isn't actually involved with any of those at the moment. He's in Mexico's AAA promotion, and working with TNA's whatchamacallit in India. As for guys who I just plain HATE in wrestling I'll have to say Heath Slater, Big Johnny, and Cole are about the only 3 I actually want to see horribly maimed.

for me, its

Ricardo Rodriguez,

Eric Young,

Santino / Shannon moore

Reason being their respective looks irritate me, to the point where i want to smack them. I'd say Santino barely edges out Shannon only bc of how goofy he is. Either way seeing all of them getting their asses kicked works for me.

Goldberg

Comes off like a self important douche in every interview. Seems like since he was given everything right off the bat, and never had to pay any dues, it inflated his ego to the size of a small country.

I like how they kind of make him look like a moron in the WCW dvd. He says something stupid, and then like three other people say something completely contradictory.

For me after Nexus and Corre disbanded, I beame indifferent to Slater.

I dont count cole or ace on my list because, using Bobbo's comment, they do their job of making you hate them.

Santino just looks like he was born retarded and the way he acts, ch wise at least, grates my nerves,

Moore looks like a drugged out poor mans version of a wannabe brock lesnar,

Ricardo looks like a neanderthal with flashes of intelligence,

Eric young looks like a wannabe "civilized" inbred hick, especially with that damn beard of his (though I DID like him better up to maybe just after his brief stint in "the band").

Flabbergasted that anyone could hate Ricardo. Funniest guy on the roster.

Ill give ricardo credit for agreeing to wear the justin bieber shirt... THAT shit was funny

These seem like one and the same to me.

You mean guys that I don't want to see succeed because they suck at their job?

Kind of like, guys who they make out as heels who you just don't like at all.

I love Ricardo Rodriguez because he is entertaining, but I do not like ADR because he is just blah...

guys you actively root against might have been a better topic title.

And this can be throughout history too...

I hated "Insert WCW GUY HERE"

Samoa Joe: I can't stand Samoa Joe. I know he is good, but I literally hate his fucking face. Just looking at him makes me want to smack the fuck out of him.

Garrett Bischoff: I have yet to NOT roll my eyes as soon as this sack of shit appears on my screen.

Zema Ion: Seriously...fuck that guy.

Michael Cole:Well before his onscreen villainy I might add

Vince McMahon:his constant belittling of JR and mocking his bells palsy as I work with various disabled children including my (best friends sister) plus JR is so damn lovable I honestly want 10 mins with Vince 5 mins to chew him out and 5 more to kick the sweet crap out of him. This whole "be a star" campaign makes Vince a hypocritical bastard in every sense of the word.

Sean Waltman.

John Cena.

I'm not following the directions.

There's no "big three". There's the WWE and backyard promotions like ROH.

Davey Richards

Big Show

Teddy Long

This is pretty much it for me. Guy's a pompous ass and never actually learned anything after he left the powerplant. Then there's the kick to Bret Hart's head because he was sloppy in the ring.

Vince Russo and Ed Ferrara- Kinda suprised neither has been mentioned yet. Like I've said, every TNA and former WCW star I've met on the indy circut has said everything negitive said about Russo is true. As far as Ferrera, besides the Oklahoma crap, no writter should book themselves into a companies biggest show of the year. Both always pass the blame about what they've done in the past too. (come off like they have no balls to take responsibility for their actions)

Garrett Bischoff- I dont know if it's just daddy or not, I don't think he's ready to be apart of a major wrestling company.

Jeff Hardy- Just because he's "fell off the wagon" soo many times now. He's been booked multiple times to be world champion and decided to be selfish instead. He not only hurt the company he works for but dissapoints the fans who have painted their face and paid good money with the intention of seeing him wrestle. There are 500 indy wrestlers who want that opportunity that Hardy has been given over and over again.

Miz, Kane, Big Show, Ryback (CHAMPION OF THE PEOPLE), Santino Marella, Rey Mysterio, Sin Cara

Goldberg and Colt Cabana

Health Slater

Big Show (atm)

Layla

That's weird. I can't stand Samoa Joe either.

If they have a TV deal I'm counting them. Doesn't matter what the production values are.

Everything about Garrett Bischoff sucks. His wrestling, his ring gear, his stupid tattoos, his dumb hair...ugh. He's almost making me hate D-Von just by association.

Would not mind at all if Heath Slater, Miz and Jinder Mahal fucked off forever.

Rick Steiner: Never saw any appeal in him whatsoever. I understand he was great as part of the Steiner Brothers, but I only saw him post-tag team run in WCW. I remember he beat Chris Benoit for the TV Title and I just about broke my TV set. Steiner never did anything, not once, to entertain me.

Sin Cara: Come on. Who gives a fuck? There are a dozen indy guys I could name off the top of my head who could've come into WWE in his spot and made much, much more off of it. The guy is wasted space. Hasn't had a memorable match or feud since he showed up, has botched the hell out of way too many of his matches, and I don't see anything much for him in the future.

Sheamus: Sorry if this disappoints anyone, but I'm not sorry. I dislike Sheamus. He's just boring as fuck, uninteresting to listen to or watch, and in my opinion, is not deserving of the spot he is in.

Del Rio: Reasons listed above.

The only time I wanted to see Ricardo get beat was when he dressed up as sheamus. It was funny at first but the more I had to look at him the more retarded it seemed

Vickie Guerrero - I know she's not a guy, but I really would not miss her shrieking voice. It does not draw any appeal for me to watch when she continues with it.

Brock Lesnar - It's nothing against his ability or his character, I just think the guy's a real prick outside of the ring. He boasts about being unbeatable, and when he is beaten (by a competitor or by the job) he cowers and quits (while still boasting about being unbeatable)

The writer who decides to suddenly kill a good storyline - The real reason people are shunning the company, and possibly wrestling altogether.

CM Punk. He honestly thinks he's on the same level as Rock and Austin, when in reality, he's BARELY on the level of Batista, impact and kayfabe-wise. I know that comment hurts smarks, who are likely crying in their warm sodas as we speak.

Aren't you just the coolest mother fucker on Earth?

lesnar. that fatty.

Miz.

Did you see how fat he was at Extreme Rules? I could have gone up to him and called him a fatass... then receive the harshest beating of my life.

I was going to say something too, but I will allow it due to his fantastic avatar.

It's probably because losing to Overeem was such a bummer to him, he stopped caring about staying in top shape and threw a fit for Sable to spoon feed him some ice cream.

I feel the exact same way. Punk is a douchebag.

Also Heath Slater. He's a fantastic heel.

And HHH, just because I hate kiss asses.

Triple H is more of a fuck-ass than a kiss-ass.

Garrett Fuckoff-Bland, uninteresting & just plain shitty
Jeff Hardy
The Big Wannabe Ass Kicker Show

The Big Wannabe Ass Kicker Show (which is Big Show's latest gimmick)

John Cena
Johnny Ace
Heath Slater
David Otunga (for using his reality TV status and wife's fame and nothing else)
Eric Bischoff
Vince Russo
Ed Ferrara (especially as Oklahoma)

Also, I don't care to see Ace around after squandering the opportunity to make himself into a far more cold-hearted heel by hiring Show back. But then again- if he hadn't fucked up, we wouldn't have got to see Vince's intervention.

How are people saying John Cena? What's unlikable about him?

:yes:Anybody aware of Russo will have a permanent spot in the ninth and final circle of the unlikable list, where he will be chewed upon day and night by a three-headed Satan for all eternity.

I'm aware of Russo and I don't dislike him.

Why warm soda? I don't understand.

People who are aware and not liking random things for no reason :nono:

The Kryptonite to Goldberg's ego is to mention his 2nd place finish in a 2001 celebrity stock car race (beat 38 other racers but lost to Dana Auer).

As you'd expect. The guy is a giant afterall.

The way he's booked?

Did the always classy & extra sassy XL just make a fellatio joke?

No. :shifty:

Good. It would have been morally reprehensible and forever shattered my high opinion of you as a human being and leader among men.

I would say I don't like Ryback's jobbers, but some sick part of me wants to see him seriously cripple them. Some... sick... part of me :eek: with voices

Sheamus - disgusting i've never seen someone so weird looking and pale.
Daniel Bryan - most uninteresting, flat, and boring character

Kevin Sullivan because he killed the Benoit family!!!!! LoL! Don't know if I believe that or not, but if he did, I would put him ontop of the list, seeing I'm a Chris Benoit fan. Seriously, look at that innocent widdle face ;)
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She's practically the epitome of "change the channel heat" for me.

couldn't agree more on the Samoa Joe and Mason Ryan. You forget to leave out how disgusting Sheamus is and sometimes I wonder if he's wearing white leg pants with a mankini type thing to make his legs that white. You are wrong on the AJ thing though the Divas aren't about wrestling at all anymore they are just there for eye candy and AJ does a great job at it.

R-truth-he's so dark and weird looking and he has stupid hair.

I'm biased because I've talked to him so much, but I fucking love Shiima Xion.

On the eye candy \ wanking material side of things lets be honest, shes average at best compared to some of the wenches they have and had on their roster.

Randy Orton. I really don't like the guy. Looks like an asshole (probably is one, too, if reports are true), he really bores me, I don't feel like he's anything special in the ring. People talk about the way he "tells the story", but all I see is a guy moving really slowly before hitting his spots.

I kind of feel the same way about him at this point. But I also feel like we almost always see the EXACT same matches out of guys like Cena, Orton and Sheamus.

At least on RAW and SD, it seems like they're just nonchalantly going through the motions in matches, just waiting to hit their big spots and get the hell out of there.

Okay, I'm going with Ziggler! Reason for that: he isn't showing enough balls, though you know he has what it takes more than anybody on the roster to make it work if he did. He should of told em to FUCK OFF when they told him not to use #HEEL anymore. He needs to stand up, come out, and say,"I'm not playing a stupid ballerina anymore, and talking like a slow-mouthed retard like everybody else that blathers on this show! That's right! No more political propaganda, Linda! I'm THROUGH WITH THAT NEOCON BULLSHIT!!! I'm not gonna be low like you scumbags; not like the Mickey Mouse screwjobbing executive hypnotists, I am what I really am, no disguises, un-fucking-cut. I'm a real life Heel, not because I want to get booed, but because I boo all of you!"

LoL! jk, probably shouldn't take it that far, but something like that. Sure he'd get fired, unless people go fucking crazy over it. He just needs to not be like Punk, and make a speech to get over, but then stop doing what made the character popular. He doesn't drop pipebombs that people care about anymore, they're no longer controversial. Austin kept his fans because he didn't stop doing the controversial things, he did them until he stopped wrestling. Ziggler needs to have his own drawable controversy, and stay with it.

Kaitlyn needs to start squashing female jobbers like Ryback does to male jobbers. TNA needs to bring in Essa Rios / Papi Chulo to feud with Joey Ryan over who does the better "Gene Simmons Tongue" impression.

Yeah, Lesnar licked too much whipped cream off Sable's torso.

no that is not true. I'm bored so i'll go through some divas and their attractiveness for you. Let's start with the divas champion.

Layla : her face looks older than my grandma (5/10) she gets the 5 because she has a nice body.
Aksana : Gross and nasty with black hair (5/10)
Alicia Fox : looks like a poor man's Rihanna (7/10)
Beth Phoenix : think of Chyna with blonde hair and uglier (0/10)
Cameron : meh (5/10)
Eve : pretty average (7/10)
Kaitlyn : we're getting better here (8/10)
Kelly Kelly : she's gorgeous and rated on the top 100 women or something like that. (10/10)
Naomi : meh (5/10)
Natayla : she probably plays rough and would try to fuck you with a strap on while beth would get you with her real one. (2/10)
Rosa Mendes : decent (7.5/10)
Tamina : meh (6/10)


AJ is obviously a 10/10 so compared to the other girls on the current wwe roster AJ is the best with Kelly Kelly as a close 2nd. Now if you throw Stacy Keibler, Maryse, Candice Michelle, Michelle Mccool,Trish, Maria, and Torrie in here you got a different ball game.

hahaha nah it's just the buggy girl looks like someone you'd see working at hot topic but that's not always a bad thing ashley massaro was gorgeous.

Atleast agree with me that Layla's face looks old.

lol really? Tamina gets a 6/10?

really?

Never. You're rating of the attractiveness of the divas is flawed. Beth and Nattie are way better looking than Chyna. Besides they could probably kick your skinny fat ass.

I agree with the Joey Ryan comment Cool King. He looks like Ben Stiller in Dodgeball.

His what?

skinny fat ass? :rofl:

I'm 6"5 220 I box, play football, and baseball. I go to the gym 5 days a week and run miles the days I don't but yeah i'm actually pretty fat. :rofl:

:lol:

I fuck 20 beautiful women every day with my 18 inch cock and baked potato size testicles.

Just because I say it on the internet doesn't make it true.

hahaha alright buddy say what you want. I'm not trying to get praised or anything i just think it's funny that this guy thinks i'm a skinny fat ass or whatever. He's just butt hurt because i'm right and he's wrong and when people are wrong on the internet they tend to call people names without knowing them at all. I mean he can lower my rep but that only does so much.

FYI:

"skinny fat ass" refers to skinny people who aren't muscular/are pudgy. Example: Triple H called CM Punk a "skinny fat ass". Being a gym rat, you should know that term.

doesn't ring a bell.

you got me :shifty:

I got breast implants, shaved my crotch, and tucked my cock so I can say I found a way to sneak into a stone-cold dyke's tight toothy cunt. It's true, it's DAMN true!

Those diva ratings are just abysmal. They probably deserve a three day ban so he can think about what he did.

Not enough tits and ass! It's better for them to be sluts than prudes.

You wish! :naughty: